And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping, love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering, “Dude, why are you thinking about a naked guy on a cross while staring at Kate Beckinsale‘s ass? You have mental problems.”
And so it was written.
[Ed. Note: It was either this or "Gotdamn, dat British vampire butt make my stake all wooden." My life is one tough decision after the other.]
Photos: Splash News
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King.
As with the majesty of artistic beauty, or a breathtaking vista, or even the birth of my child, I shed a tear of pure joy.
jesus fucking christ dude
One question: WHY is the guy in this picture NOT staring directly at her?
That is an ugly flat ass.
Fish, I really hope you’re working on some secret book project which I will get a personally autographed copy of. (Calling it now!) You are gold.
He can cure with his hands now.
I’d like to personally shake the hand of the man that painted this portrait… I just need to wash mine first.
in various homes for the elderly she indeed is, folks.
Goddesses don’t have pancake asses.
@Raoul
The douchebag is probably futzing with his iPhone.
I figured a “goddess” would not have a flat ass
Holy flat ass-ness in that first pic. Nevertheless, still fantastic overall.
Oh no. Just saw pic number 5. And I just died a little inside…..
Cheryl Cole is the One, mofos
To all the fat, self entitled, man hating bitches out there who think they have the right to degrade and ridicule men just because they are women: Unless you look like this Shut the Fuck Up! (If you are a woman and don’t belong in that group I salute you.)
goddess above all, indeed, yes she is!!!
I know lots of women who are 35 plus and still look amazing and I know about 2 men that do.
Agreed. A lot of men act like it’s impossible for a woman over 35 to be hot. Meanwhile so many men even younger than 35 are flabby with pot bellies.
I should clarify that it’s the straight men. Most gay men at any age take care of themselves.
really? you mean like Elton John? I know a lot of straight guys who look very hot. hater.
Like Elton John and Bruce Vilanch are representative of most gay men. Not!
Not a hater, just telling it like it is.
@Deryn: This is one of many reasons why a lot of women I know and I will not get married. If straight men think they’re entitled to have their looks fall apart esp. after a certain age. No one expects to look like they’re 25 for their rest of their lives but at least keep yourselves fuckable.
seriously. women don’t automatically fall apart once they hit 30 and/or have babies. Or even 40!
I’m in university, and there’s tons of guys in the 18-22 range who look 20 years older. Then they think obsessively hitting the gym will make up for their gargoyle faces.
Uh well, duh. Men care about how women look. Who cares how men look? (Generally.)
Her ass in and of itself is not all that spectacular. Kinda flat and boney. However, when you combine that with her age, face and fat girl self-esteem issues she is beyond hot.
“Fat girl self-esteem issues”?
…body of a ten year old.
She looks better than most 20-year olds, hell even the 20-year old models. Here’s a great example of a slim but not too thin woman.
flat ass.
you can’t argue otherwise.
Absolutely perfect butt if I ever saw one! Geez – she’s gorgeous!
Yes. Yes she is!
The lord christ Jesus himself… You guys.
Wow, she looks incredible!
Ahem…
And a one, two, three, four
“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too.
I love to hear you oralize.
When I’m between your thighs
You blow me awaaaaaaaaaaay”
She is quite attractive, even if this isn’t the best shot of her.
Sorry I meant to say she has the self-esteem of a fat girl. Not that she is fat.
super body
hot
good
great ass
sorry, I’m white and I like tight small butts, but that is a flat butt, period. The angle si trying to make it look bigger, but it is flat. Still, the woman is smoking hot, but more in the face than anywhere else.
DAT ASS