Kate Beckinsale Is A Goddess

October 12th, 2011 // 42 Comments

And, lo, did I stare into the butt of such beauty that it felt as if the weeping, love-filled eyes of the Lord Christ Jesus himself were staring back at me and whispering, “Dude, why are you thinking about a naked guy on a cross while staring at Kate Beckinsale‘s ass? You have mental problems.”

And so it was written.

[Ed. Note: It was either this or "Gotdamn, dat British vampire butt make my stake all wooden." My life is one tough decision after the other.]

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
    White hot
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  2. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    As with the majesty of artistic beauty, or a breathtaking vista, or even the birth of my child, I shed a tear of pure joy.

  3. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    jesus fucking christ dude

  4. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    One question: WHY is the guy in this picture NOT staring directly at her?

  5. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    That is an ugly flat ass.

  6. pirhan

    Fish, I really hope you’re working on some secret book project which I will get a personally autographed copy of. (Calling it now!) You are gold.

  7. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    He can cure with his hands now.

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    The Pope
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    I’d like to personally shake the hand of the man that painted this portrait… I just need to wash mine first.

  9. forrest gump

    in various homes for the elderly she indeed is, folks.

  10. JN

    Goddesses don’t have pancake asses.

  11. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
    Ram Punchington
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    The douchebag is probably futzing with his iPhone.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    I figured a “goddess” would not have a flat ass

  13. seagalisgod

    Holy flat ass-ness in that first pic. Nevertheless, still fantastic overall.

  14. seagalisgod

    Oh no. Just saw pic number 5. And I just died a little inside…..

  15. oneone

    Cheryl Cole is the One, mofos

  16. JC

    To all the fat, self entitled, man hating bitches out there who think they have the right to degrade and ridicule men just because they are women: Unless you look like this Shut the Fuck Up! (If you are a woman and don’t belong in that group I salute you.)

  17. monk

    goddess above all, indeed, yes she is!!!

  18. Melissa

    I know lots of women who are 35 plus and still look amazing and I know about 2 men that do.

    • MJB

      Agreed. A lot of men act like it’s impossible for a woman over 35 to be hot. Meanwhile so many men even younger than 35 are flabby with pot bellies.
      I should clarify that it’s the straight men. Most gay men at any age take care of themselves.

      • Erin

        really? you mean like Elton John? I know a lot of straight guys who look very hot. hater.

      • MJB

        Like Elton John and Bruce Vilanch are representative of most gay men. Not!
        Not a hater, just telling it like it is.
        @Deryn: This is one of many reasons why a lot of women I know and I will not get married. If straight men think they’re entitled to have their looks fall apart esp. after a certain age. No one expects to look like they’re 25 for their rest of their lives but at least keep yourselves fuckable.

    • Clarence Beeks

      seriously. women don’t automatically fall apart once they hit 30 and/or have babies. Or even 40!

    • oh dear

      I’m in university, and there’s tons of guys in the 18-22 range who look 20 years older. Then they think obsessively hitting the gym will make up for their gargoyle faces.

    • Deryn

      Uh well, duh. Men care about how women look. Who cares how men look? (Generally.)

  19. The realist

    Her ass in and of itself is not all that spectacular. Kinda flat and boney. However, when you combine that with her age, face and fat girl self-esteem issues she is beyond hot.

  20. Evil

    …body of a ten year old.

  21. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    She looks better than most 20-year olds, hell even the 20-year old models. Here’s a great example of a slim but not too thin woman.

  22. anonym

    flat ass.
    you can’t argue otherwise.

  23. sitin

    Absolutely perfect butt if I ever saw one! Geez – she’s gorgeous!

  24. Nobody

    Yes. Yes she is!

  25. jules

    The lord christ Jesus himself… You guys.

  26. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    Wow, she looks incredible!

  27. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    And a one, two, three, four

    “Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
    I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too.
    I love to hear you oralize.
    When I’m between your thighs
    You blow me awaaaaaaaaaaay”

  28. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
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    She is quite attractive, even if this isn’t the best shot of her.

  29. The realist

    Sorry I meant to say she has the self-esteem of a fat girl. Not that she is fat.

  30. kiss

    super body

  31. sonia

    great ass

  32. Kate Beckinsale Bikini Butt
    Esol Esek
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    sorry, I’m white and I like tight small butts, but that is a flat butt, period. The angle si trying to make it look bigger, but it is flat. Still, the woman is smoking hot, but more in the face than anywhere else.

  33. Roger


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