Kate Beckinsale In A Bikini Was Going To Be The Most Amazing Thing I Posted Today

August 22nd, 2013 // 28 Comments
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Dear Kate Beckinsale Bikini Photos,

I know last night when I found you and emailed Photo Boy to have these ready for the morning, it seemed like I totally was into you and you were going to be the hot shit for the day. But that was before Peter Dinklage hula hooped in a gay bar, so I hope you can understand the position I’m in. I don’t even know who I am as a person anymore. Hell, I don’t think any of us do. It’s like the whole world just came alive and all of our problems twirled away. Across America firearms are magically transforming into vuvuzelas as every race sets aside their differences and giggles until their tum-tum hurts. And don’t get me wrong, I want to believe your ass can do that. In fact, there was a time I believed it could, but everything’s changed now. We’re through the looking glass, and it hula hoops.

Friends?

- The Superficial

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. dont pay any attention to that sound you hear of things being smashed and the cursing and the screaming.
    its just jen aniston.

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    Keno
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    Fan. Tass. Tick.

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s not what 999 out of a thousand straight men would do with that bikinied ass lying next to them on a vacation.

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    I gotta be honest, I don’t see much here to get excited about. She’s an average looking woman with an average body.

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    Frank Burns
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    FFS!!!!

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    Tiggles
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    Suddenly I’m interested in reading again.

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    He threw the book at dat ass.

  8. Robb7

    …and God created woman with a GREAT ass!

  9. Seriously, she is a real life vampire, right? I mean she just keeps getting hotter with age.

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    I hate him!

  11. alex

    It seems like just yesterday I was asking for some Kate photo’s….actually I think it was Tuesday on the Christie Brinkley post.

    Kate is smokin for any age but for a 40 year old? SMOKIN!

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    freebie
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    He has little feet. What else is little?

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    Osmosis.

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    nomnomnom
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    In the finest British accent, “Why yes, my exquisite left hooter is just as delectable as me exquisite right one.”

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    You look tired. Let me help you with those.

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    The Pope
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    Mustnottouchmyselfmustnottouchmyselfmustnottouchmyself…

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    Isn’t there some kinda rule against burning books like that?

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    Get the fuck out of the shot Eddie Munster!

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    Blanco
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    There’s no way these pictures are of her at 40 years old. They are at least 7-10 years old. Not because I can’t believe her body is still so rocking, but she’s holding a flip phone!

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    She seems bored, maybe shes not getting any.

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    armo
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    Is this how that “Teen Mom” did it?

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