Kat Von D sans tattoos

August 12th, 2009 // 259 Comments

Considering some of you would rather stab yourself in the eye than look at Megan Fox’s tattoos because you’re 90 and/or love men, I figured I’d post this pic of an ink-free Kat Von D demonstrating her new tattoo concealer for Sephora. Personally, I’m cool with her either way. Unless a woman’s tattoo tries to bite my penis off, who cares? Also, I hope my open-mindedness will be returned when they realize I have the Bat-symbol on my chest – in finger paint. That’s right, ladies, witty and an artist.

UPDATE: Reader Elena sent in a non-airbrushed pic of Kat with the concealer on, and uh, wow, that looks like an amazing product. If you like eczema.

Photos: Sephora
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  1. Fiona

    She’s promoting Photoshop for Sephora?

  2. lizzy

    way too airbrushed to be taken seriously. like anything would ever conceal all her tattoos that well without the help of photoshop.

  3. hmna

    I’m sure I’m not the first to wonder how many gallons of concealer it took.

  4. Biggus Dickus

    Tattoo concealer? Isn’t that just called “Photoshop”?

    Seriously… I’m not a fan of inked up women, but I think I’d be more turned off with a woman coated in pancake makeup.

  5. DRUNKEN BROAD

    Without tats she looks just kinda plain. Like every other woman whose kinda cute…sort of boring

  6. DRUNKEN BROAD

    Without tats she looks just kinda plain. Like every other woman whose kinda cute…sort of boring

  7. eat me screaming

    so who was the lucky bastard that got the job of rubbing all that on her naked body??

  8. I dont people hating tats either, basically shes telling you theres no holes barred…

  9. NOT STUPID

    KAT VON D’S NEW TATTOO CONCEALER A.K.A. PHOTOSHOP.

  10. You guys are morons.. RIGHT AWAY “”OUU PHOTOSHOP”.
    I actually seen the episode of her show where she does the photoshoot.. They clearly show VIDEO of her with the concealer on and she looks the same.. Obviously they just put a shit load on.. STFU if you don’t know anything. kthx.

  11. Blubble

    She actually looks decent for a change. The one time I saw that stupid ass show, there was some friend of hers on that was amazingly hot, except for being covered in a bunch of ugly ass tattoos. What a waste.

  12. jlylec

    either way this proves how stupid tattoos are…she looks about 80x better without those shitty tats. still not great though. fat and small tits.

  13. Willie Dixon

    Not a tattoo hater, but she looks way better without them.

  14. Old Gay George

    I’m ninety and like men….WhooooHoooo!

  15. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Why have tattoos if you are going to conceal them?

  16. gotmilk?

    11, ok so let’s say they didn’t use photoshop to get rid of the tattoos – they still retouched the photo big time. there is no way in hell she’d come off not looking like an embalmed corpse with all that make up caked all over her.

  17. put it in the pooper

    what ever happened to her friend Pixie. I wanted to do dirty, nasty things to that girl….and video it……then show it to my mom.

  18. Charles Few

    I hate to say “photoshop” but between all the work she’s had done and the obvious PHOTOSHOP she’s barely recognizable. Kinda sad really, I liked the original.

  19. Nameless

    Definitely more than just that concealor at work here. Some Hollywood lighting and Photoshop too.

    She is also a crappy shade of blonde these days too.

  20. gavin

    desperate white trash fame whore with or without tatts

  21. gil

    looks better without the ugly trashy tattoos.

    she should get them removed

  22. shankyouverymuch

    You mean to tell me that this pretty girl is what’s under all that garbage graffiti & chicken scratching!!!!!!

    So sad to see a good looking person throw their looks away with a bunch of self mutilating, gross skin-paint -

  23. minty

    she’s dyed her hair blonde since this shoot.

  24. Deacon Jones

    I’d say the tatts would probably increase my hard-on % at least 3-5 % due to the trashiness factor.

  25. Carley

    I love tattoos but hate Megan Fox’s tattoos, that doesn’t mean I’m a prude or whatever. Her tattoos just doesn’t appeal to me. What evs.

    I love Kat’s tattoos though.

  26. will

    This bitch’s voice is like nails on a chalkboard….and the goth thing is SOOO 1999.

  27. Corbett

    I certainly don’t mind tattoo’s on a woman, but only if they actually mean something. A symbol, not a picture. Which is why woman with a lot of tattoo’s tend to be more attractive, than a chick who *only* has a tramp-stamp. If a girl has loads of tattoo’s, they’re more likely to actually mean something, rather than the girl who just gets one “because it’s hot”.

    I admit, I have a preference for girls without any ink. But an attractive woman will still be attractive, with or without tattoo’s. But if you’re *not* inherently attractive… I might advise avoiding tattoo’s :P

  28. me

    Its kinda sad to see that she could have been an attracitve woman, instead, she looks like a tramp, the tats will look really stupid 10 to15 years from now. especially the ones on her head,

  29. Watched_the_show_LA_INK

    I watched the LA Show they did this on.

    Her “make-up” concealer was in fact used. We watched them apply it.

    Sure… photoshop was used to slip her stomach area down but that’s it.

  30. JJ

    Ha did someone actually call her fat? Have you ever actually seen a naked woman? Gain some freakin perspective

  31. havoc

    Bangable either way…..

    I don’t mind playing pin the jizz on the tat.

    .

  32. Turth Hurts More than Needles

    Tattoos are for those craving attention. Unfortunately, the attention the tattoos will 10 years after injected in their skin is vastly different than the attention the tattos will get when the ink, and the skin it is injected into, is young and fresh.

    Of course, those who get these tattoos will argue this point with you without concession.

    No worry. But. Just. Sit. Back. And. Wait.

  33. Eddy

    @ 21: Kat Von D is not white trash… she’s not white! Mexican trash??
    @13: If you think she’s fat I feel sorry for you. Every woman must look like a whale to you.

    • Sadie

      She is not even 1 oz. Mexican. She is white. A tiny bit of Italian and tiny bot of Spanish with a lot of German. White.

  34. beavis

    wrinkled tattoos……… he..he..he

  35. McHuge

    @11 – sorry some of us have better things to do that to watch a show about people getting gigantic, tacky tattoos put on them. Either way if you think the above picture wasn’t photoshopped, color corrected and cleaned up before it was finished and shipped to the magazines, you’re dreaming.

    This chick used to be kind of hot, but whatever she’s done to her face lately, wether it’s surgery or botox needs to stop…

  36. John

    Kat’s parents are of Italian and German heritage, lived in Argentina,moved to Mexico where Kat grew up.
    - White Trash

  37. Tapeworm

    @33, you’re right. There’s a 48-year-old woman on my block who’s heavily tattooed, she walks around SoCal bundled up like a damn mummy.

    I got to talking to her about it (nice gal actually) and she said “I look like a total jackass who was screaming for attention if I go to the pool or the beach”.

    Don’t worry, only another 40 years or so to pay for that mistake. It’ll go quickly.

  38. Queenmab

    #13 are you serious? What are you 12? She’s fat? Grow up.

  39. ralphy boy

    the real Kat Von Dipshit has quite a big gut…yuk……. google it

  40. Clamhammer

    so much cuter without. 9 out of 10 dentists boners agree

  41. jim

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT AND UGLY whore, I love her without the tats though!

  42. Mary

    #21 b4 u go trashing someone find out what ethnicity they are..She is not WHITE so therefore cannot be considered “White trash”

  43. tunaman

    “Why have tattoos if you are going to conceal them?”

    Because she was doing an ad for some perfume company, and the two types of perfume are “Heaven” and “Hell” (or something like that). She wore her tats for the “Hell” shoot, but had them put concealer on for the “Heaven” shoot.

    And yes, as others have said, this whole thing was on an episode of her show (the only one I’ve ever seen, actually). Certainly there’s Photoshopping going on, but the tats were covered with makeup.

  44. Pistol

    This is what she actually looked like without the photoshopping………I’m assuming all the red is where she DOESN’T have tattoos and therefore didn’t need the concealer.

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CNe_Ww09xTo/Sf8s-MpNmSI/AAAAAAAAm_M/SjiQp9RIajk/s400/DSCN1382.JPG

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNe_Ww09xTo/Sf8s-BwTOxI/AAAAAAAAm_E/S6AWIUGCA_A/s1600-h/DSCN1388%5B1%5D.JPG

  45. tunaman

    “Why have tattoos if you are going to conceal them?”

    Because she was doing an ad for some perfume company, and the two types of perfume are “Heaven” and “Hell” (or something like that). She wore her tats for the “Hell” shoot, but had them put concealer on for the “Heaven” shoot.

    And yes, as others have said, this whole thing was on an episode of her show (the only one I’ve ever seen, actually). Certainly there’s Photoshopping going on, but the tats were covered with makeup.

  46. tunaman

    “Why have tattoos if you are going to conceal them?”

    Because she was doing an ad for some perfume company, and the two types of perfume are “Heaven” and “Hell” (or something like that). She wore her tats for the “Hell” shoot, but had them put concealer on for the “Heaven” shoot.

    And yes, as others have said, this whole thing was on an episode of her show (the only one I’ve ever seen, actually). Certainly there’s Photoshopping going on, but the tats were covered with makeup.

  47. George

    “I actually seen the episode of her show where she does the photoshoot.. They clearly show VIDEO of her with the concealer on and she looks the same.”

    So did I. You could clearly see a shadow of every one of her tattoos under the “concealer.” Along with a totally different body than shown in the photo above.

    Photoshop was heavily used for both the tattoo shadows and to slim her/curve her where they thought it was needed. The concealer doesn’t claim to totally hide tattoos, merely to make them less noticeable.

  48. Did I mention my fondness for young Thai boys?

    Hmmmm, where’s my lobster bib…

  49. meh

    I bet it looks great when it start to melt off. Who cares about her, just looks at that great wallpaper, I’ve got the same wallpaper in my house.

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