Kat Von D promotes literacy – in my pants

March 8th, 2009 // 105 Comments

Here’s L.A. Ink star Kat Von D signing copies of her book “High Voltage Tattoo” at a Philadelphia Borders Saturday. I think it says something about me that here’s a woman whose body is almost completely covered in art, and the first thing I notice is her cleavage. (Read: I have superpowers.)

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  1. magnum

    kat von d is fantastic.

    and im sorry but the, what is she going to look like in 20 years way of thinking is SOOOOOO old. because the truth of the matter is, she’ll probably look better in 20 years then most people do because she’s naturally gorgeous. AND tattoos don’t change that much when you age unless you get fat and then back to skinny. i mean, how many 75 year old women do you want to see walking around with everything showing anyways? im sure she’ll dress more conservatively when she’s older, but she’s young and has a great body so why the hell not show it off?

    also, people usually (hopefully) get tattoos that mean something to them, so it doesn’t matter if everything matches. she isn’t picking out an outfit for the first day of school. at least she can pull it off!

    case and point, i think she looks great. you people need to lay off! at least she doesn’t have marilyn monroe’s face tattooed on her forearm

  2. farty mcshitface

    it is pretty sad really. this is actually a rather attractive woman however she has ruined her body with all those goddamned tatoos. tatoos are just so fuckin sleazy. they are also an indicator of low inteligence. i have heard all the crap about them “i wanted something to remind me where i’ve been” – well thats what your memory is for. or “i wanted to show the world the things that are important to me” etc. guess what? nobody gives a shit about that!
    she looks so pathetic but, at least there are other attractive women out there with more sense than her.

  3. mike

    tattoos are great, just make sure you put some thought in them

    my milli vanilli tattoo is an example of a bad choice

  4. Fati

    it looks human, but can it really be?..

  5. fee

    In comment #46 I said #41 was wrong. Well, I was wrong and #41 was right. I’m just a great big fat stupid dumbbell.

    I figured I could go out and get a tat that would show the world how cool I was and how wrong #41 was. Well, I did. I got a great big fat tatoo on my great big fat butt of the First Monkey, Michelle Oboombox, just like the one below:

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    Somebody, please cut my butt off.

  6. mikeock

    those tats will look really sexy in about 25 years,

  7. Richard McBeef

    @46 – you probably don’t know anyone over 30 and you probably have metal stuck all over your ugly face.

    Find me someone with a 25 year old tattoo that still looks good. Show us what your nutsack or roast beef looks like after 25 years of schlepping a fuckin horseshoe around down there.

    grow the fuck up, stop being mad at your parents, and get the fuck over yourself.

  8. Mr.Sticky

    There is a woman standing in back of the tattoo-freak lady with an equally disturbing amount of tattoos. She can be seen best over Kat’s left shoulder in picture 1.

    Now in the last picture, on Kat’s left shoulder is a tattoo of a homely woman’s face.

    I submit to you that the tattoo is a portrait of the scary brownish woman who is in close proximity to Kat.

    She has a picture of another womans face tattooed on her shoulder, and sometimes, if certain unthinkable conditions are right, it takes on a ghostly form and comes to life, as is evidenced by these startling photos.

    I believe this is the ghost of Pocahantas, the indian princess who invented the art form of Tattooing. Really freaky stuff.

  9. Tinner

    Disgusting, chubby, schizo, gross, airheaded… the list goes on. I hated her on Miami Ink.

  10. Robin Williams has Herpes too?

    Don’t forget to dunk your dick in bleach after she blows you.

  11. Robin Williams has Herpes too?

    Don’t forget to dunk your dick in bleach after she blows you.

  12. mamamiasweetpeaches

    1. Whats that shit on her face? and

    2. This doesnt look sexy, it looks SLOPPY. A nice tank top or even camisole wouldve showcased the boobs nicely…this “look-my-bra-is-showing!” thing just screams “It’s laundry day!…and I’m drunk!”

  13. Deacon Jones

    I like how this Chelsey Lately broad is sticking her have-been tits out all over the site today.

  14. Frank N. Stein

    I’d eat that.

  15. Channukiah Monkey

    That chick is ugly and fuck Chelsea Lately.

    You’re just *daring* people to never come back here again.

  16. geez…can someone please give her a napkin to wipe all the oil off her face? she looks like a mexican at a book signing..er…oh wait, SHE IS! HAHA!!

    how ironic.

    she looks stupid, trashy, classless & could really use a stylist.

    Rubbing alcohol is your friend kat von mercia jesus gonzalez chalupa refriedo concherte dominguez

  17. Ian

    man she is NASTY

  18. fearsarewishes

    To all the douchbags who have described this one as an “AMAZING ARTIST”"

    Fuck you. There is just no such thing as an amazing tattoo artist. It’s a prison or circus kind of crap. It’s not even as good as graffitti, which is also crap.

    If you want to prove you are a tasteless moron just get a tattoo.

    Finally, the word “amazing” is only slightly more overused than “totally” and the worst one of all “like”. Like totally fuck all you amazing high school cunts.

  19. Kelley

    Eeewwwwww.

  20. holden caulfield

    Proof that in America you can get famous with zero amounts of shitty talent.

    Next.

  21. Racer X

    Attention whore.

  22. havoc

    I don’t care about the tats. That chica looks like she could fuck like nobody’s business…..

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  23. hahah

    She’s mexican??? LMAO! Nice name change… “Von D”… typical low-class European-wannabe chola

  24. I have not seen her show in a long time. She does great black and white portrait tattoos. I wonder if she ever removed her ex-husband portrait tatoo on her thigh. She says she has to look at him every time she goes to the bathroom.

  25. Linda

    #74

    You are ignorant and need to read more. She was born in Mexico and her parents were born in Argentina. Her fathers family origins are German and her mothers family origins are Spanish-Italian.

    Born on March 8th, 1982, in the town of Nuevo Leon, Mexico, she moved to the States when she was four, settling in Colton, Ca. Her father René Drachenberg and her mother Sylvia Galeano were both born in Argentina, though René’s family origins were German and Sylvia’s Spanish-Italian. Kat’s paternal grandmother played a significant role in shaping her artistic development, particularly in playing piano and exposing her to the great composers, which, as anyone who knows her can attest to, led to her love for the works of Beethoven .

  26. crazypants

    I’m an old fogey, but seriously has Kat ever given a sensible explanation for why she’s so tatted up? Whether you’re pro or con tattoos, the amount of shit she has on her body and face is crazy. Has she admitted to a bad childhood, drug or booze problems, mental issues, anything?

    She’s not an ancient Maori warrior or a Japanese gangster – so what the hell?
    I’m not saying she’s a bad person or deserves to be shunned, but that level of tattoing to me is kind of like being in porn.

    Doesn’t mean you’re bad person, but seriously, talk to me, there’s something going on or that happened to you that makes you fuck on film for money, or get tattoos over every square inch of your body. The same holds for extreme body morphs like horns, and metal everywhere, etc.

    I just want an honest answer.

  27. I’ll take white trash whores from Colton that ruined themselves because of unresolved paternal issues for 800, Alex.

    Congrats Linda @ 76 for learning how to cut and paste! Now go back to school.

  28. Accidental Kittie Killer

    Ever hear he speak? She sounds like a manly retard .

  29. Linda E.

    #77

    I would never put a tatoo on my body, but I can understand how it can be addicting. This is Kat’s passion and it shows.

    #78
    Cut and paste is a great tool for sure! I’ve already finished college, but I do have to give a presentation today at work.

  30. Gez

    She was beautiful before the surgery. Now she looks like a plastic doll.

  31. cupcake

    it was like 2345345435 degrees in there that day.

  32. Breanne

    People express themselves in different ways, so what if someone likes tattoos? I dont understand why people care so much. It’s their lives, their bodies. All that really matters is if they like them. To each their own, if you think they are ugly thats great, I am sure people think you are ugly too.

    Anyway, I think shes pretty, and a great artist, and yes it’s still art even if it’s on skin. Her clothing choices are interesting, but again, as long as shes happy, it’s really all that matters.

  33. DiamondPony

    REALLY? you critical jerks are living your lives based on how things are going to seem when you’re out of your mind (literally) at the old folks’ home? Yawn…way to live. so jealous.

  34. Kitty Purry

    I am embarrassed that you didn’t notice her nipple in all the3 pictures?

  35. fred

    She’s actually half german (her dad). (her moms italian and spanish) But she ignores that to capitalize on being mexican even though she doesn’t have any mexican blood. But her fathers a DOCTOR for pete’s shake, and GERMAN. she can shorten her name all she wants it doesn’t change the truth that she’s an opportunistic liar. She’s no better that Carlos Mancia who’s german and honduran but also pretends to be mexican for profit. It’s so creepy, what can’t she embrace her real background?

  36. alphabet

    It doesn’t make any difference whether we like it or not. She can do what she wants. It’s her body. She doesn’t need to please any of us. More power to her for having the guts to look how she wants to look, and not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.

  37. Clay

    I guess I’m just really not into tattoos.

  38. Mama Pinkus

    nasty

  39. winkin, blinkin, and nod

    Okay, bear with me here- in your mind’s eye, picture Roz from the tv show Frasier. Now picture her with black hair and tats…….. am I wrong?

  40. Randi

    Kat Von D is beautiful! She has more talent than any of those Hollywood bimbos in the media! YOU GO GIRL!

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  42. Hamper_Lint

    You fags just don’t like her because she won’t tolerate a geek who never had a girlfriend.

  43. Jap Suits

    I once read somewhere that rich Japs like to buy the dead skin of people covered in tattoos, suits as they call them. After she’s dead, her family can sell her skin to the Japanese. She’ll be worth a fortune to them then.

  44. Deva

    No #4 she isn’t an amazing artist. Most of tattooing is tracing which a 5 year old can do. She’s famous for two reasons: she’s fucking a has-been (Nikki Sixx) How fucking old is he now???? And she has the attitude to go with her image. There are tons of tattoo artists that can blow her away: Juli Moon, Kory Kruger. She’s just a fad and I can’t wait for her to die off.

  45. OMG!

    Kat does not look good.. why is she sweating so much? Is she on coke or meth? or is it 115 degrees in the bookstore? I have to say all those tats look nasty & her all sweaty does not help. Go take a shower, please!

  46. boot

    She looks all waxy and fake and it’s going to cause nightmares

  47. James

    I took my girlfriend to meet Kat and seriously WTF has happened to KAT?? I never found her entirely beautiful before, she was pretty cute but now she just looks terrible. She was geeked on something, that’s for sure. I would say cocaine. She looks disgusting and crackhead skinny with no breasts or ass to speak of. She also looks like she chopped half of her nose off-plastic surgery addiction??

    Also kat von d never mentions she’s German anymore. My girlfriend actually asked her about it at the signing and Kat looked very uncomfortable and was all “yeah , yeah, German descent”. I really think it’s because of that racist post card she wrote the the miami ink guy calling him a “J*wbag “and telling him to burn in hell. Its very sad because you can smell Kat’s opportunism from a mile away. Right down to her dating Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue and dumping Alex Orbison. That’s really low.

  48. James

    I took my girlfriend to meet Kat and seriously WTF has happened to KAT?? I never found her entirely beautiful before, she was pretty cute but now she just looks terrible. She was geeked on something, that’s for sure. I would say cocaine. She looks disgusting and crackhead skinny with no breasts or ass to speak of. She also looks like she chopped half of her nose off-plastic surgery addiction??

    Also kat von d never mentions she’s German anymore. My girlfriend actually asked her about it at the signing and Kat looked very uncomfortable and was all “yeah , yeah, German descent”. I really think it’s because of that racist post card she wrote the the miami ink guy calling him a “J*wbag “and telling him to burn in hell. Its very sad because you can smell Kat’s opportunism from a mile away. Right down to her dating Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue and dumping Alex Orbison. That’s really low.

  49. J

    Her original nose and lips were beautiful. As for the tattoos, I prefer them when they flow and relate to one another. Hers look like the random doodles
    of a child. There’s no rhyme or reason to them. On the other hand it’s her body.

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