Kat Von D and Bam Margera had weird sex
Kat Von D and a married Bam Margera were spotted “canoodling” at Trousdale Wednesday night and the two have gone into overdrive denying anything was going on:
So annoyed! Contrary to silly rumors, Bam Margera and I are NOT dating. I’m currently in a relationship w Nikki. Hope that clears things up.
Clearly they hooked up because there’s only two things that happen when you leave a bar holding a girl’s hand:
1. You fuck.
2. You puke on her cat before failing to get in her pants by saying you “Write the Internet.” Wait, can I start over?