Less than six months after Sandra Bullock very publicly learned Jesse James was banging what’s left of Hitler’s secret stripper battalion behind her back, here he is with Kat Von D at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood last night because they fell in love playing Scrabble and now she wants to marry him. I’m not even joking. People reports:
“Jesse is only my ninth boyfriend. I don’t hang out with anybody unless I am in love,” Kat told PEOPLE at the opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood on Thursday.
Asked if she thinks the motorcycle mogul, who accompanied Von D to the gallery opening, is “The One” for her, she answered, “I believe he is, so yeah.”
As for how and when she first knew her feelings for James were so strong, she said, “Was it when we were playing Scrabble? I don’t remember. But it was something like that – when we both realized how nerdy we were.”
Jesse James was asked if he’s happy and simply muttered, “Yes,” which was obviously code for, “I’m just here for the tattooed vagina.” On that note, I’m pretty sure Sandra Bullock read the part about Kat saying Jesse is “The One” then proceeded to piss herself laughing before making out with Scarlett Johansson because that’s how I choose to remember her: Proud, yet not afraid to go lesbian for money. (Redundant? You’re right.)
Photos: Splash News, WENN
kat’s looking a little michael jackson-ish…same plastic surgeon perhaps???
Scrabble? Hahaha! He couldn’t spell ‘Cat’ if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘a’. …
Damn man….she does!! Totally MJ with a stank vag….
ATTENTION WHORE needs more attention.
/so skanky you can smell her through your screen
Anyone know if “that” used to be a guy? C’mon, someone must have the dirt.
It looks like he cut the head off a cadaver and stuck it onto a well tanned body. Kat used to be hot… wtf happened?
I kindaaa agree. I personally don’t think she looks as hot as she used to but at the end of the day it’s not all about looks she’s still awesome :)
Wow. She is definitely a huge step down from gorgeous Sandra Bullock… is it just me or is her body all different shades of skin color?
He looks miserable, like he’s just along for the ride. You can tell this man is broken and is trying to compensate with anyone. Too bad for Kat cause if he won’t change for a multi-millionaire oscar winner, he’s not gonna change for reality trash.
I get the impression he’s trying not to look happy so that people won’t think he’s even more of an asshole than they think already
Gee she looks like a money-hungry …
I bet shes a freak in the sheets
If by “freak” you mean her wig falls off, her makeup melts off and you see what’s under that horrible mess and it makes you want to cry and call your mommy, then, yes I guess you’re probably right.
I think that’s just a beer belly – she doesn’t look tight or toned. What a gross pair they make…
They look like an odd set of collectible action figures.
Yeah, right Jesse. All that crying and bellyaching was for real, huh? You seemed to have moved on rather fast…and to another skank like you were banging. Gross.
ya think she uses a bit of foundation? her fuckin face is bleached white next to her mexi skin.
there is a new sort lunatic in town, folks.
Freddy Kruger dates Michael Jackson…
WTG, guys, for making me more ashamed of being a white person. I think we’re on our way out, I really do. Thanks, Republican party, biker douchebags, and Jesus.
These both look as if they are made for each other. Aren’t they..?
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They suit each other well. They are both of the same social status. I sense a real connection/relationship.
Normally I would badmouth, but these two actually make sense.
I don’t know, but does anybody else think that he has weird zombie eyes?
I NEVER LIKED THAT FUCKER,B/C OF THE WAY HIS EYES LOOK,AND THAT GIRLY ASS VOICE.
HE ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST SUCKED ON A LEMON THAT OR ONE OF HIS GIRLFRIENDS(TRANY’S)TEA BAGGED HIM AND HE CAN’T GET THE SMELL TO GO AWAY
that chick is stupid, I’ve watched her show. Her tattoos are bad, like a 13 year old realizing they have a bit of artistic talent. They should absolutely be together so they fuck up each others’ public careers and then we don’t have to know about them anymore.
she looks like Michael Jackson WOW
Nice duo of transvestite clowns.Ill book them for my kid’s birthday,if they can bring a donkey along and put on a show.
He looks…tolerant. And she looks like a wax figure of Sandra, but slutty.
WTF, is she pregnant or what? One big ass tummy on that chick
ok are we on baby bump alert or is she just trying to make us think she is..
Can you say…..”anal on the first date” or what?
He has such a stare like if he were a drug addict or retarded…which one I don’t know
she looks like michael jackson.
Who are these wannabes trying to kidding? If this isn’t the most blatant fvcking setup by the Discovery (Channel) Communications since Rock Hudson took a wife, I don’t know what the he|| is!!
Cat gives whores a bad name. I hope she gives amazing head.
She’s no Janine…
http://www.janine-lindmulder.com/j12/0619_030_sm.jpg
its all in the eyes, with your finger, cover his face so only the eyes show. Misery.
Now do the same for her. Agenda!
all publicity anyway. they are the two most “hollywood popularized” heavily tattooed people. happen to be girl and boy. there ya go. photos make billions and where does that cash go? magazines, and to them at this wonderland drama silliness. ITS ALL SILLINESS DAMMIT! ha.
Y’know, I noticed his eye is messed up in each photo. I strongly believe he’s numbed out on vicoden, oxycontin or some opiate. it does that when mixed with alcohol. not that im saying from experience or nuthin..ah shit.
;) get yer eyeball fixed boy! damn thats a bad wig girl!
Daddy what’s that?
Well honey, when two played out, media whores with twice as many tattoos as IQ points really love each other and by love I mean need attention…
Didn’t he stop being famous when sandra dumped his ass? Or is being a nazi fucker reason enough to be famous nowadays
Eurggg you all make me sick. Shallow, shallow people. I bet you know nothing about Kat and are judging her purely on one photo. Go and do something positive and make someone feel good about themselves instead of wasteing your time on this negativity.
They look cute here :) I think kat’s too good for him but whatever who am I to judge it has nothing to do with me as long as she’s happy.
Congratulations for sticking your Penis in her Vagina and moving it around until you ejaculate. You da man!
I’d like to see Kat, Sandra, and his porn-ex Janine in some hot 3way action!
is his eye going to fall out?
she is kinda hot in a weird way….he looks like death
what a dork
is she prego?
This is megan fox in 5 years.
Too bad there isnt a rock big enough for both of them to climb under and never return…..this is entertainment at its finest ! Always good for a laugh!