Kat Von D is Going Bald

September 12th, 2011 // 63 Comments

As further proof that God continues to wreak His vengeance upon reality television (As evidenced here, here and here.), Kat Von D is reportedly going bald, according to RadarOnline:

According to a source close to the 29-year-old, breaking-up and then getting back together with fiancé Jesse James, along with her TLC show being canceled, have all attributed to the stress that’s causing her to bald at such a young age.
“Kat totally has bald spots and it’s from stress,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “It’s worse than anyone her age should have.
“The combination of all the treatments she does to her hair and stress have finally caught up with her. She’s started ordering wigs along with the hair pieces and extensions she already uses.”

Right, “stress.” Stress is causing Kat Von D’s hair to come out. Not Jesse James having unprotected sex with a tattooed Nazi webcam-stripper/prostitute. Purely coincidental just like the other day when Kat got genital warts from leaving the milk out. Isn’t life funny?

Photos: Getty


  1. stevebeagle

    and her eyes seem to getting closer together..giving her that full on mental patient look.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Just tattoo on some new hair and you’re good.

  3. erara


  4. it had to be said

    This is a short-term issue. Now that she and Jesse are back together, the stress should just melt away.

  5. You call them bald spots, she calls them real estate. Maybe she can finally get that, “I hate you, Daddy,” tattoo she’s always wanted. Oh wait, I think she already has several of those. Fuck it, just get a unicorn.

  6. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    She is NOT aging well … and is begining to look like Chyna’s mutant daughter. [Chyna the wrestler / actor]

  7. Ok, so now we know why she’s going bald…but we still don’t know why she’s famous in the first place.

  8. SIN

    We know why she is losing her hair. She is just too stupid to correct it.
    Since she is nothing but a skank, all she has to do is move down in the bed a few inches so the top of her head stops banging up against the headboards.

  9. missloopy

    stress will do that, but so will heavy extensions weighing on your follicles all the time.

    either way her voice makes me stabby.

    • MJB

      I know a former stripper who became bald by the use of hair extensions doing damage to her hair follicles. Ok, that and maybe drug use, alcohol, late nights in the “Champagne Room” contributed to her baldness!

  10. I think she is losing her hair on purpose to assist in their “Dachau Roleplay”. Next she will start the Leann Rimes Diet in order to complete the look.

  11. Sporange

    It could just be the H.I.V………

  12. JC

    Fun fact: Patchy hair loss is one of the many possible symptoms of syphilis.

    I’m sure there’s no connection here, though.

  13. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to shave her head and wear wigs while her scalp recovers. All those crazy dye-jobs and treatments cause lots of women to go bald. Lather some olive oil on that noggin!

    • diego

      Seriously. And I’m sure the 10 Gallons of ink that are currently embedded in her flesh might have a little something to do with it as well. That sutff can’t be healthy.

      • Steph

        Tattoos have NO effect on your hair growth! so shut up and stop being so bloody horrible to someone who has 10 times more talent than you ever will!

  14. Venom

    Good, you would think she would be excited.
    That just means more places for that retard to tattoo herself.

  15. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Rumor Willis? Morphing into octomom. She’s not that attractive and the tatoos are skanky.

  16. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does this lipstick make me look like a clown?” “No, it makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively TO clowns.”

  17. angerinside

    You know what else causes hair loss?


    Nazi Aids……. right in the face.

  18. SarahK

    She’s only 29?

  19. jumpin_j

    Well if she’s going around dressed up as a Nazi, she might as well be a skinhead.

  20. Banastre Trent - Wordsworth

    Shows that God has a sense of Humor

  21. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    eww… ewww… EWWW!!! Look at her hands. Ugh!

  22. I think there’s a big misunderstanding. No one said “Kat Von D is going bald.” They actually said “Kat Von D is getting balled.”

  23. bob

    Breaking-up and then getting back together with Jesse James and her ‘reality” show being canceled… causes stress?
    Seriously, the break-up with Jesse James was a gift from heaven (that she was too idiotic to realize) and doesn’t anyone with an ounce of common sense realize television shows eventually – end? I mean how badly do we want a decade say more of Kate, Kat etal
    Stress… omg pleeease, with their god given talent I’m sure they’ll do just fine.

  24. LJ

    Lets see…..you keep pouring chemicals on your hair and it falls out……


  25. JoeMahma

    Interferon can cause hair thinning & hair loss in women…

  26. Marlyn

    It’s just ink poisoning. It’ll be aight.

    • No shit. All those custom colored tattoo inks on her hide aren’t regulated by the FDA, so there’s a lot of metals in them like cadmium, chromium, zinc, lead, nickel, etc. that the body absorbs over the years. Cancer, hair loss, a third eye – no one knows yet what the real side effects from that much ink will turn out to be in the long run.

  27. samuel

    maybe “she” is a “he”… i reckon jessie james likes dick…

  28. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    Well women going bald is not at all uncommon. My hair started thinning at 17, and by 22 I was wearing bonded hairpieces. She has clearly been wearing wigs for a while, so it might be something she has been dealing with for a long time. People who never have to worry about their hair rarely notice thin/thinning hair, but as a girl with alopecia, I do and believe me, I see YOUNG people (teens and up) with their scalp showing all the time, whether it be pattern baldness or alopecia areata, or other conditions.

  29. Kitty

    Did she use hair extensions excessively perhaps? that does it too.

  30. poppymoss

    “Secondary syphilis, a venereal disease, may cause a patchy (“moth_eaten”) alopecia.” Case closed.

  31. clark kent

    I think I just threw up a little looking at that.

  32. Mike

    Hey Kat, does the drapes match the carpet? Patchy bald is not a good look for the kitty.

  33. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not into dudes, but this one is hot!

  34. downdowndown

    Does she sleep in her clothes? This girl is seriously unwashed. There must be critters eating her hair….and her brain. Explains alot.

  35. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    Jessee’s spunk most be acidic !!!

  36. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how she didn’t put make-up over her stars on her face. (:

  37. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Commented on this photo:

    *the stars derp.

  38. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Christine in Cda
    Commented on this photo:

    Erin, I noticed the same thing…

  39. forrest gump

    pssst: she already was, folks.

  40. whatever

    Umm, she has been losing her hair for a long time. No one just wears wigs all the time. In the picture above she is wearing a lace front wig.

  41. amy

    I thought she was 35 or so.

  42. People are idiots. Shes not going bald! She needs her roots dyed ! Thats what someone with lite colored hair looks like when they dye it black and don’t keep up with it. Duh.

  43. no_one_yuno

    She always looks like she is dirty and would smell bad

  44. Say, Coleman, be sure and tell us where you live, won’t you? That way I can break in, steal the cash you made off your boss, fuck your mother, steal her HDTV and relieve you of your iPad2. Oh, yeah, and if there’s any beer in the fridge, it’s fucking mine, you dipshit spamming douchebag.

  45. Buddy the Elf

    At least she will look good with short/no hair and a bunch of stupid ink all over her neck, head and face.

  46. Kat Von D Bald Wig
    Expert on Everything
    Commented on this photo:

    Not to mention the massive about of toxic ink she’s intravenously ingested. Ick. Talk about the human stain.

  47. Kat

    You people are really something! Has any of you met this women? Let me tell you she is super sweet and very beautiful! You will not meet a more down to earth, kind person! So back off!

  48. Brenda

    It doesn’t look like she’s going bald to me. When your natural color is lighter than your fake color, it can look like you’re going bald. It’s just her lighter roots. I’m a hairdresser.

  49. Lydia

    The skank comments i really don’t get. I’ve never heard anything about her being easy or anything of the like. Sure her taste in men is utterly horrid, but that just makes her stupid not a slut. That aside, I do agree that she always looks dirty, which is weird considering the amount of money she has from doing Miami Ink then her own show and her cosmetic line, which does really well. And all the tattoos REALLY don’t help. I think the people who do a theme to their whole body look cool, but hers are just a ton of different things, many I’m sure she regrets.

    As for the people saying she’s losing her hair from some STD, prove it and stop being douches. I’m NOT a fan of her, but I did watch Miami Ink and when I lived with one male roommate who was obsessed with her would see parts of her show, and it’s VERY clear that she suffers from depression and stress mixed with that can have A LOT of side effects like hair loss, joint pain, insominia…BUT I do say that her doing all the hair dying and extentions probably didn’t help.

  50. Karl

    When she talk’s she sounds like she has down syndrom.

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