Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where’s the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper]

- Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted]

- I Dream of Beanie, but mostly the giant breasts beneath it. [theCHIVE]

- Charlie Hunnam shirtless and posing with a dog. You’re welcome, ladies. [The Frisky]

- Jennifer Aniston mocks Kim Kardashian on Ellen. [WWTDD]

- Joni Mitchell: “Fuck no, Taylor Swift can’t play me in a movie.” [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Keke Lindgard. [Popoholic]

- And how you doin’, Daniela Lopez Osorio? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Chelsea Handler is just putting her naked tits on things now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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