Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News

- Women’s Olympic beach volleyball looks, um, highly competitive. Yeah, that. [theCHIVE]

- Here’s Tom Cruise with his arm around a man. That’s how I’m going to present this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Judd Apatow signed off on this Girls parody. [BuzzFeed]

- Real Houswives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif are separating. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel’s ass stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton wants to bang Chris Brown. Let’s make that happen. [IDLYITW]

- Miley Cyrus still isn’t wearing bras. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jada Pinkett Smith is tweeting bikini photos now. [TooFab]

- Lindsay Lohan really did have a sleepover with Lady GaGa. GTFO. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gillian Anderson was apparently banging chicks for a while. Neat. [Starpulse]

- Heath Ledger’s Joker was Tom Waits the whole time. [FilmDrunk]

- There might be a The Avengers TV show now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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