Kat Dennings Is Your New Christina Hendricks And Other News

July 30th, 2012 // 92 Comments

- Women’s Olympic beach volleyball looks, um, highly competitive. Yeah, that. [theCHIVE]

- Here’s Tom Cruise with his arm around a man. That’s how I’m going to present this. [Lainey Gossip]

- Judd Apatow signed off on this Girls parody. [BuzzFeed]

- Real Houswives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif are separating. [Dlisted]

- Jessica Biel‘s ass stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live! [Popoholic]

- Paris Hilton wants to bang Chris Brown. Let’s make that happen. [IDLYITW]

- Miley Cyrus still isn’t wearing bras. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jada Pinkett Smith is tweeting bikini photos now. [TooFab]

- Lindsay Lohan really did have a sleepover with Lady GaGa. GTFO. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Gillian Anderson was apparently banging chicks for a while. Neat. [Starpulse]

- Heath Ledger‘s Joker was Tom Waits the whole time. [FilmDrunk]

- There might be a The Avengers TV show now. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Butt plugger
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I’ll be a motorboating son of a bitch

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    Zabou
    Commented on this photo:

    Ew

  3. jackofalltrades

    Not really. If you notice, her boobs are being crushed upwards.

  4. À propos of nothing, I just learned that tonight’s episode of Market Warriors on PBS takes place in Cumming, Georgia. I think I understand why they were so quick to dump Fred Willard as the show’s voice-over narrator.

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    Kodos
    Commented on this photo:

    busty goodness!

  6. El Jefe

    I would rather have Renee Olstead over either this chick or Christina Hendricks. 10 times hotter than those two and fantastic boobs and body.

  7. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Kodos
    Commented on this photo:

    CURVY!

    Now this, children, is what REAL women are supposed to look like.

  8. mike

    Real women are supposed to look like they have square tits??/ What plantet are you on? Big boobs are over rated I will take my wifes small perky teen like boobies anyday over this square boobed ugly broad…she has a very boring face. btw my wife is 43 and her boobs havent sagged yet!

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    karlito
    Commented on this photo:

    here we go again…another plain looking girl with big tits and she’s being portrayed as the next hot sex kitten. this girl is built like a linebacker, has no emotional depth and her acting is terrible. her show has got to be one of the worst on TV but for some reason beyond all belief, it’s still on.

  10. Let’s face it. The ONLY difference between what I’m seeing in this picture and plumber’s butt, is hers is in the front. I almost think if I look between the cleavage I’ll find a single brown eye staring back at me.

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    maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re not being pushed up in a very flattering way. She’s got great breasts….just not in this picture.

  12. maeby

    She’s wearing a corset which is giving her a slimmer waist, but since they’re still somewhat tight on top, her boobs are being squished upwards too much. She has amazing breasts sans clothes (the leaked photos from last year). She dated Matthew Gray Gubler which automatically puts her on my jealous list.

  13. kimmykimkim

    Meh, I just can’t get into this chick. It’s that god-awful show she was on. I mean, I’m sure I’d play around with her if I was drunk, but I don’t think I’d do breakfast and shopping with her the next day. Unless she paid. Ok, wait, I could love her. I really could!

  14. I very loudly “ZIIIIIIIIIIING”-ed when I saw these.

  15. Matey Perry

    She’s 1 nosejob away from being smoking hot.

  16. golgodor

    Is that an ass on her chest?

  17. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Nope
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone teach this bitch to do her hair and makeup.

  18. snarf

    TCA tour? Tits, umm, Ass? Can someone fill in the blank?

  19. Cock Dr

    If those aren’t being motorboated every day and every night by a handsome boyfriend with a big dick….well then, it’s further proof on the blog that there is no god.

  20. “Kat Dennings is the new Christina Hendricks”

    Umm…so can I have the old Christina Hendricks, if no one else is using her?

  21. If thinking she’s ridiculously hot is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.

  22. blahblah

    Did a fourteen year old do her makeup

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    The Everlasting Know-it-all
    Commented on this photo:

    Gorgeous

  24. Nina

    The idea of seeing her naked is so fucking exciting. Just slipping off her dress and watching her soft breasts fall into a more natural position as you take off her bra. Then you just run your hands up and down her voluptuous figure and spin her around to check out her ass. Lie her down on the bed, etc. The whole picture is just really hot.

  25. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    That clamp looks painful.

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    Fred Chilton
    Commented on this photo:

    I had to look twice

  27. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Fred Chilton
    Commented on this photo:

    let the girls out and let them breathe!

  28. I think she is one of the sexiest women I have ever laid my eyes on. I love her body, her dsl and her attitude. The things I want to do to her.

  29. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Commented on this photo:

    Her eyes are beautiful.

  30. flimflam

    She is fugly. Why is she a star? She has acting skills comparable to Kristen Stewart but she’s a fat ass. I like women with meat on her bones, but this is ridiculous. She’s loved by fat women that also love Adele.

  31. anonym

    the shape of Kat’s mounds proves that Christina Hendrick’s are real too.

    Many girls have said Christina has fakers.

  32. seriouslynow

    Must be a few Scientologists on the Net today. This chick’s got dick-sucking lips and massive tits: good enough for me.

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    FireStarter
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d motor-boat the shit out of those!

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    Number 2
    Commented on this photo:

    Her show is terrible.

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    glass
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOA that looks so weird

    (I’m 7)

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    Jason
    Commented on this photo:

    Two Broke Girls completely ruined her for me. I hate that show (and her in it) so much.

  37. Why do I have the sudden urge to check the pressure in my tires?

  38. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Leiy
    Commented on this photo:

    Trying WAY TOO HARD to be like CH. I wonder what contraption was used to make them look that way. If you look at the outline and how the whole breasts would look underneath, it just looks so unnatural…

  39. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Derp
    Commented on this photo:

    No. No she’s not.

  40. Riley Martin

    Dog face.

  41. Kat Dennings Cleavage TCA Summer Tour
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Kat’s ability to move chest fat up to create massive cleavage almost rivals that of the master of on-demand cleavage masteress Christina Hendricks

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    le mem
    Commented on this photo:

    but …. her …. face!!!!

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    Dick Righteous
    Commented on this photo:

    Nom,nom,nom…..

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    Prancing nugget
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing spectacular about her face. If she was not famous and she walked past you on the street you wouldn’t even notice her… well, maybe you’d notice her because of those massive boobs.

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    Dr. Ike
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’d be filthy in the bedroom. I bet she enjoys a good fisting and butt reaming.

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    shhhemp
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you imagine what that ass must look like without all that drapery-like dress covering things up? She’s a big girl. She has obviously lost some weight (especially around her waist), but that ass is probably still big and amazing-looking.

    She’s big like Liv Tyler used to be big. Gorgeous face, and a big “built for comfort” bod. Ah loves me some pudge/chubb on a girl ;)

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    penis
    Commented on this photo:

    she would be my hollywood wife…………………………….

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