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Christina Hendricks is pretty Kat Dennings is not.
Well I’ll be a motorboating son of a bitch
Ew
Not really. If you notice, her boobs are being crushed upwards.
also, her face is a bit down syndrome-y
They’re also huge…
À propos of nothing, I just learned that tonight’s episode of Market Warriors on PBS takes place in Cumming, Georgia. I think I understand why they were so quick to dump Fred Willard as the show’s voice-over narrator.
busty goodness!
I would rather have Renee Olstead over either this chick or Christina Hendricks. 10 times hotter than those two and fantastic boobs and body.
Renee Olstead is a bit of alright…not sure if I prefer her to Dennings or Hendricks, though.
Clearly you have never seen her nude photos. Go check them out and then get back to me.
Holy Crap! Renee’s boobs are awesome, especially with the nipple piercings.
Renee’s nude pics are a staple in my spank bank, but so are Kat’s topless pics.
Renee is one Super Hot Chick. Dennings NOT so much
I also support the Renee Olstead love. She’s gorgeous, talented and just plain awesome. I would say the same for Kat though. I’ll take the both.
CURVY!
Now this, children, is what REAL women are supposed to look like.
but you don’t. You’re just fat.
And here I was thinking women came in all shapes and sizes. So since my boobs are not larger than my head, what am I if not a real woman?
Real women are supposed to look like they have square tits??/ What plantet are you on? Big boobs are over rated I will take my wifes small perky teen like boobies anyday over this square boobed ugly broad…she has a very boring face. btw my wife is 43 and her boobs havent sagged yet!
Pics or GTFO
“I will take my wifes small perky teen like boobies anyday…”
Sure, Mike. Like you have options?
My wife’s boobs are so tiny we can’t find them some nights. If Kat Dennings came into my house I would toss my wife in the closet and lock the door.
ROFL@Toby. “we can’t find them some nights.” Ha!
here we go again…another plain looking girl with big tits and she’s being portrayed as the next hot sex kitten. this girl is built like a linebacker, has no emotional depth and her acting is terrible. her show has got to be one of the worst on TV but for some reason beyond all belief, it’s still on.
This comment can be used for almost every “comedy” on CBS.
Well, if she’s a linebacker, she is officially at the top of my “linebackers I want to fuck” list, displacing Lawrence Taylor from his number one slot (I’m sorry, Larry, but my heart has found another).
Well done, my good sir.
THANK YOU!
She’s so fucking hot! what are you talking about! I wouldn’t take my cock out of her holes ever If she was my gf.
Let’s face it. The ONLY difference between what I’m seeing in this picture and plumber’s butt, is hers is in the front. I almost think if I look between the cleavage I’ll find a single brown eye staring back at me.
They’re not being pushed up in a very flattering way. She’s got great breasts….just not in this picture.
She’s wearing a corset which is giving her a slimmer waist, but since they’re still somewhat tight on top, her boobs are being squished upwards too much. She has amazing breasts sans clothes (the leaked photos from last year). She dated Matthew Gray Gubler which automatically puts her on my jealous list.
Meh, I just can’t get into this chick. It’s that god-awful show she was on. I mean, I’m sure I’d play around with her if I was drunk, but I don’t think I’d do breakfast and shopping with her the next day. Unless she paid. Ok, wait, I could love her. I really could!
I’d love to see that.
I very loudly “ZIIIIIIIIIIING”-ed when I saw these.
She’s 1 nosejob away from being smoking hot.
Smoking hot if she gave me 1 tit-job with those.
Nose jobs are the devil…look what happened to Jennifer Grey
Who? Exactly.
Is that an ass on her chest?
Someone teach this bitch to do her hair and makeup.
I’m wondering if she might look good with long bangs…
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Bangs would help. Or volumizing spray. And what’s with her 7th grader eyeliner? Good god.
She looks good for me to bang her long time.
Your response (and attached pic) got you a silver medal in today’s “Gayest Comment” event. Nope’s reply took the gold, though.
“AMERICA!!!”
That just makes her look like Zooey Deschanel with E cups. Not that I have a problem with that…
TCA tour? Tits, umm, Ass? Can someone fill in the blank?
Tasty Chest Accessories
If those aren’t being motorboated every day and every night by a handsome boyfriend with a big dick….well then, it’s further proof on the blog that there is no god.
“Kat Dennings is the new Christina Hendricks”
Umm…so can I have the old Christina Hendricks, if no one else is using her?
Get your own! That one is mine!
If thinking she’s ridiculously hot is wrong, I don’t ever want to be right.
Did a fourteen year old do her makeup
Gorgeous
The idea of seeing her naked is so fucking exciting. Just slipping off her dress and watching her soft breasts fall into a more natural position as you take off her bra. Then you just run your hands up and down her voluptuous figure and spin her around to check out her ass. Lie her down on the bed, etc. The whole picture is just really hot.
You should expand on this and submit it to “Penthouse Forum.”
And I’m finished.
Anybody have an extra handkerchief?
That clamp looks painful.
I had to look twice
let the girls out and let them breathe!
I think she is one of the sexiest women I have ever laid my eyes on. I love her body, her dsl and her attitude. The things I want to do to her.
Her eyes are beautiful.
She is fugly. Why is she a star? She has acting skills comparable to Kristen Stewart but she’s a fat ass. I like women with meat on her bones, but this is ridiculous. She’s loved by fat women that also love Adele.
She’s also loved by dudes who think tits are awesome. I can only assume by your post that you do not think tits are awesome.
Why do you hate America?
LMAO!
Because America is an asshole culture. She’s fugly and a fatass. You must never get laid to think she’s hot.
I would rather bang this voluptuous, sultry woman, than a bony, unemotional waste of space like Kristen Stewart. Who cares if she’s not a great actress? Bewbs!
Hey, Asshole…er, I mean flimflam: If you hate America so much, why are you snooping around in our blogs? I’m guessing you are unable to find anything entertaining from your country.
the shape of Kat’s mounds proves that Christina Hendrick’s are real too.
Many girls have said Christina has fakers.
I’ll just have to examine them both in-depth and get the definitive answer!
Must be a few Scientologists on the Net today. This chick’s got dick-sucking lips and massive tits: good enough for me.
They’re not Scientologists…they’re fucking Commies!
I’d motor-boat the shit out of those!
Her show is terrible.
Her cleavage and tight wardrobe distracts me from the terribleness, thus it’s the greatest show ever.
WHOA that looks so weird
(I’m 7)
Two Broke Girls completely ruined her for me. I hate that show (and her in it) so much.
Why do I have the sudden urge to check the pressure in my tires?
Trying WAY TOO HARD to be like CH. I wonder what contraption was used to make them look that way. If you look at the outline and how the whole breasts would look underneath, it just looks so unnatural…
Perhaps you should Google Image her before shooting your mouth off. Her breasts are magnificent!
No. No she’s not.
Dog face.
Kat’s ability to move chest fat up to create massive cleavage almost rivals that of the master of on-demand cleavage masteress Christina Hendricks
but …. her …. face!!!!
Nom,nom,nom…..
Nothing spectacular about her face. If she was not famous and she walked past you on the street you wouldn’t even notice her… well, maybe you’d notice her because of those massive boobs.
She looks like she’d be filthy in the bedroom. I bet she enjoys a good fisting and butt reaming.
Can you imagine what that ass must look like without all that drapery-like dress covering things up? She’s a big girl. She has obviously lost some weight (especially around her waist), but that ass is probably still big and amazing-looking.
She’s big like Liv Tyler used to be big. Gorgeous face, and a big “built for comfort” bod. Ah loves me some pudge/chubb on a girl ;)
she would be my hollywood wife…………………………….