KAT. DENNINGS. GIANT. BREASTS.

October 23rd, 2013 // 45 Comments

Miley Cyrus didn’t show her ass for once, and Kanye West managed to somehow top the worst financial decision of his life, but “where are the giant boobs all up in my monitor-face?” you’re probably asking. So here’s Kat Dennings at the UK premiere of Thor: The Dark World which Jaimie Alexander didn’t show up to making Kat the only actress from the movie there. I stand by that statement.

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  1. Kat Dennings Cleavage Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Is that a shadow or a nip slip?

  2. anonymous

    Kinda sad how the Thor movies make her wear flannel and baggy coats. I guess she’s not supposed to outsexy Portman.

    • Dox

      My Golden Retriever outsexy’s Portman.
      Moldy, dead, decaying corpses with human sized bites taken from their bodies outsexy Portman.

      Unless she dresses like Padme…. then…. I’m completely screwed.

  3. My. God. I’ll pound that with my mighty hammer.

  4. Lord Evil Uncreator

    She can slip and slide up and down my bifrost bridge allll night baby.

    Portman scmortman, she’s prude.

  5. Arzach

    You had me at “giant breasts”

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    SIN
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    No tits showing. Waste of a post.

  7. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Idris Elba Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    What kind of world do we live in when the most recent nude photo I’ve seen of anyone on that stage is Stellan Skarsgard’s?

  8. Kat Dennings Cleavage Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    Would watch nourish litter of orphaned kittens. I’m sure it beats that broke ass ho show she’s on.

  9. Kat really seems to love polyester(I really hope this is polyester and I don’t look stupid).

  10. What I would do for a night with those things and yeah, it is a shame they make her cover up in the Thor movies.

  11. As if there is enough lipstick on earth to ever provide sufficient distraction.

  12. She’s hot with magnificent Christina Hendrick-esque breastesses but she looks like the type of girl that can easily pack on the pounds. The guy that nabs her better monitor her caloric intake.

    • Griefer

      Except that lucky guy will probably be distracted by her breast grower ever larger.

    • Monitor her caloric intake? You may have confused how to treat a grown adult woman with how to treat a dog recently adopted from the pound. I hope for the sake of any animals in your neighborhood, this is the only time it’s happened.

      • Plenty of people monitor their caloric intake, male or female. Bodybuilders, wrestlers, gymnasts, boxers, diabetics, supermodels, actors, and practically every bride who wants to squeeze into their great grand-mother’s wedding dress on their wedding day. Supermodel contracts have a clause concerning their weight management. And if it’s not in their contract, it’s certainly suggested by their agents and managers. And there is a special pound where fat women go to check their calories in my neighborhood. It’s called Jenny Craig.

      • D-chi

        No, I’m pretty sure she’s a grown woman with agency and can make her own decisions about what she eats. And she’s incredibly beautiful to boot.

      • D-chi

        But thankfully we have you here to tell us what every woman wants, so we can all rest easy.

      • Maybe it’s the implied ownership in the “the guy that nabs her better monitor…” that I was pointing out. Excellent job of being purposefully dense though.

      • Seriously dude? That’s the part that offended you? I make a joke on forum on a website that shows off women’s tits and you get all PC on me? Go out and suffer some true pain and heartache before you criticize me. There’s more to life than looking to be offended at perceived insults.

      • I agree with D-chi and Uncle Phil. This woman is no dog from the pound. When you’re blowing load after foul load of steaming pecker snot all over the throbbing fun bags of a woman like this, you do so with RESPECT.

      • Thanks for explaining life to me, random internet bros. I’m probably going to stick with the 40 years of life experience I already have though.

  13. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Premiere
    ThisWillHurt
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    Those aren’t implants. Stellan Skarsgard got both of her boobs pregnant.

  14. brian

    Oh, what I would do to those funbags… Such a gorgeous woman.

  15. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Idris Elba Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    Idris Elba deserves his own Marvel Franchise. He would be the fucking PERFECT Black Panther.

  16. crb

    Is she under some Portman-mandate to look unhappy so her boobs won’t steal the show any more than they already do?

  17. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Idris Elba Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    So what you’re saying here is Natalie Portman is a dude? Huh, interesting, I guess that makes me gay then…Geez, you got me cast of Thor, stop laughing!!!

  18. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Idris Elba Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    Of course Skarzan Senior is on to it, of course.

  19. Kat Dennings Cleavage Tom Hiddleston Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    My sexual orientation is so confused right now.

  20. Walter White

    Juggnificent!

  21. cc

    Little known fact the title of her tv show is a sly reference to her tits.

    • Two Broke Girls is a reference to tits? Sorry cc, but I find that a bit of a stretch. Her tits are perfectly fine. I don’t think either one has nary a scratch.

  22. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Thor The Dark World Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Stellan: Who taught you how to do this stuff?

    Alexander: You dad, I learned it by watching you.

  23. Kat Dennings Cleavage Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    That’s a lovely picture! Her mum should frame that one.

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    D-chi
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    They are the cutest.

  25. Kat Dennings Cleavage Tom Hiddleston Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    I am pretty sure they used to date, which means I just killed her in my mind all over again.

  26. Kat Dennings Cleavage Tom Hiddleston Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    *growl*

  27. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    “Skarsgard, that tickles like a bitch, but you really need to keep your filthy ball scratchers off my tits!”

  28. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Christopher Eccleston Idris Elba Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Maruli
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    Idris is so fine

  29. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    “Your move, son.”

  30. Kat Dennings Cleavage Stellan Skarsgard Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Mike
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    Natalie looks like she would rather be anywhere else…

    Hmmm… I’m about Stellan’s age…
    Maybe I have a shot? loll….

    At Kat, you idiots!
    I’m not into girls built like 10 year old boys

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