Posted by Photo Boy
Here is Kat Dennings at the L.A. premiere of Thor last night and I already know what you’re thinking. I completely agree, this photographer is gifted. I mean, the composition, the lighting, its just breathtaking. I’m neither a comic book nerd, nor a film director but I do know well-taken photographs when I see them and these gems just popped right out at me. As I’m well aware that this site mostly draws cultural connoisseurs of the highest caliber, I’d be remiss not to include such a dazzling collection. Enjoy.
Photo: Getty, Splash News
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
Air Bags.
titties aint got a face
She is so fine!!!!
She’s all boobs and I’m not complaining.
BEEEEEYOIYOIYOIIIIIINNNNG!!!
Perfection.
Nice job Photoboy.
Love Kat Dennings, but she looks like an 80′s high end prostitute here.
She is jug-u-licious.
They popped right out at me too.
I like it how Fish’s sidekick is a more entertaining and articulate writer than the Geekologie hack.
than who?
By Grapthar’s Hammer, I will motorboat thee !
yummy
That’s one hell of a push up bra!
Yep. Set those puppies free and prepare to witness the harshness of gravity.
Hello, my name is Kat, and I’d like you to meet my twin sisters, Thunder and Lightning.
Kitty and Pussy
Numnumnumnum…tiiiiiittyyyys!
Good God. They’re as big as her head.
Between Kat and the link to a Christina Hendricks article in the “Buzzworthy” section, I expect to run out of lotion and Kleenex very soon.
I was going to say “Why is she important?”, but then I looked down a little further and now I know.
Wow, I never noticed that she had those things!
Kudos!
shes got a nude photo floatin around too. beautiful boobies. they look so soft n warm.
she is UGLY UGLY UGLY.
I don’t think she’s ugly at all, but she does have an unusual look to her. When her hair is straight she looks like a cross between Liv Tyler and Amanda Seyfried…I will say that the size of her boobs play down the erm..size of her nose…
she looks like an ugly Hillary Duff to me.
Weird, I think Hillary Duff looks like an ugly Kat Dennings.
Sadly, it appears she’s growing into her tittays. I expect a Jessica Simpson-like appearance in a few months. In the meantime, fap! fap! fap!
I’d hit that so hard, Thor himself would say “Damn! THAT’S how you hit it!”
I’d hit that with the might of Odin.
Photo Boy, you’re my hero.
Agreed, he’s certainly introducing us fellow perverts to a whole new spectrum of girls we’ve never heard of.
Can’t force eyes up to head…must stare at huge breasts.
Ah natures contingency plan for a fucked up face.
exactly.
Please exemplify a non-fucked up face? Pretty please? I’m curious.
motor.boat.
When this came up, only her face was visible at first and I was going to make a snide comment about her nose.
Then I scrolled down and forgot completely about her nose. Well done.
It’s not all about the looks, she’s talented! Seriously, she’s such a great actress! Up there with Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek in my best actress ranking.
I see what you did there.^
Don’t you mean ” in my breast actress ranking”?
Lemme tell ya…..Those are first-class tittays there!
It’s not all about the looks, she’s talented! Seriously, she’s such a great actress! Up there with Christina Hendricks, Sofia Vergara and Salma Hayek in my best actress ranking.
Don’t forget Monica Bellucci!
There’s nothing better in life, than a nice pair of huge tits flopping in your face. Nothing.
Well, except if you’re *on weed* while it’s happening,
AND drunk
I bet Picture Boy could have cropped that superfluous head out of the photos and made a true work of art.
McFeely, once again you rise to the occasion with a superfluous comment about the head being cropped, when half the people looking at the picture didn’t even know there was a head in it! Just Tits!
Damn, Dolly Parton looks good as a twenty-something brunette!
Is it cheaper to hire your makeup artist from the school for the Blind to apply your lipliner?
The lip liner is way obvious. If she wants bigger lips she should just get collagen injections or something, no ones fooled by the (badly) overdrawn top lip.
Good God Jesus and Mary in Heaven Dayum.
Photo Boy, you have my sword.
kat is the new christina hendricks?
This is the girl from Nick and Nora’s infinite playlist?
I don’t know which I like better, those magnificent mammaries or those lips meant to wrap ’round my… enchanted hammer.
Someone get this chick into a Wonder Woman outfit and send her to replace that blonde chick with the bolt on bad fakies and no butt.
I’d like to make her thor. Tho thor she couldn’t thit.
I start to get turned on, then I see Joan Cusack and get all bummed out.
Those are some wicked bad breast implants or she should have waited until they settled before going out in public. Boobs are not supposed to be under your effing chin.
1) Boobs are supposed to be under your chin, something is horribly wrong if they’re over your chin. As for where her tits are sitting, they’re perfectly fine where they are.
2) Her boobs aren’t fake, refer to her nude pics if you want more definitive evidence.
3) They don’t even look fake in these pics, so I’m not sure why you’re being so silly about it.
She consistently looks like she’s drowning in an invisible body of water and those are the only things keeping her afloat.
Zaftig.
Have I mentioned I love this chick?
MOTORBOAT!!!!!!!!
This is the motorboat of the century
One more pump and she’d pop.
Too much lipstick. Whore lipstick is for whores.
You’re a bitter little dick. Make peace with the fact you will never experience such hotness firsthand.