Casey Kasem’s Wife Threw Raw Meat At His Daughter While Quoting Scripture

June 2nd, 2014 // 29 Comments
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If you’ve been following the Casey Kasem ordeal with even the slightest bit of interest, it’s been nothing short of a batshit debacle with his wife Jean coming off as a big-titted Satan no matter which way you look at it. And now comes word that she threw raw meat at her step-daughter for showing up to her house yesterday with an ambulance to take Casey to a hospital because apparently that’s the Christian thing to do. The meat-throwing, not the medical care. Fuck that shit. Via Extra:

After the fire truck left, Jean walked downstairs and threw the raw hamburger at Kerri. When NBC asked why, Jean explained she was following a Bible verse.
In the name of King David, I threw a piece of raw meat into the street in exchange for my husband to the wild rabid dogs,” she said.

As for what verse Jean is referencing, I’m pretty sure it’s Book of Bananaballs Chapter 2 Verse 27. And I quote: “Jesus turned to his disciples and said to them, ‘Look, at the end of the day, just fucking make shit up and tell people I said it. That way if anybody tries to call you on it, you can be like, ‘Yo, why are you attacking my faith?’ and then they’ll look like a dick. It’ll be crazy effective once you ignore all the wars and genocides. Trust me.’”

Photo: Getty


  1. Don’t forget the pedophilia, Fish.

    I could tell she’s batshit crazy just by her hairstyle in that picture.

  2. Is anybody compiling a list of the Top 40 Evil Things Jean Kasem has done?

    Elder abuse is not funny. I feel very sorry for Casey and his family. I’m glad his children care enough about him to intervene.

  3. Bonky

    I’d do her.

    • We’re talking about a criminally abusive cunt here, and you chime in and say you’d “do her”? My, aren’t YOU an intellectual giant. Tool.

      • brtn

        haha welcome to the superficial, home of intellectual giants…oh, and boobs. don’t forget this is a boob site.

      • Bonky

        Since when did fucking a chick have anything to do with giving a fuck about
        who she is. I’d fuck that big bitch, I wouldn’t spend the weekend with her.

  4. Dick Nose

    lol! I totally wanna plagiarize that part about Jesus and his disciples. That was fucking spot on

  5. PassingTrue

    Hell of a way for a man to spend hi final days.

    • Slappy Magoo

      He’s had decades to realize she was batshit and to decide any amount of money to get rid of her was worth it. That he chose not to recognize this proves the incredible immortal power of BWT (Blondes With Tits).

  6. Jake

    I can’t remember her name, but she looks an awful lot like a porn actress from 10-12 years ago.

    • Smithy

      She acted a bit in the 80′s. I remember her mostly from a guest stint either Cheers or Night Court and Ghostbusters.

  7. Jean Casem: Ye I threw bananas down the road because I am those bananas, All hail the Kraken !!

  8. Would any rational middle aged man get involved with a much younger hot blonde if he new how ugly and undignified his final years might be? The answer is, of course, YES!!!!!

  9. I’m going to try that in my next meeting.
    “What? Reports due tomorrow? Man….” Throw ground beef at boss. “because JESUS bitches!!”

  10. WTF is with the old Biker gang??? And one of them was threatening an EMT? Oh, and that house looks like a dump. This video is six ways to loonville!

  11. That guy needs to hurry up and join Dick Clark in the bowels of hell.


    When she married him (34 years ago) she was one of the hottest
    women I’d ever seen. Go back and check her out, Don would have
    married her too. She always kind of treated him like shit, but he
    never saw past her looks, and amazing tits. The fact that he’s
    been medically sedated “in limbo” for a good part of 10 years,
    with her in charge of his estate, is really sad. His kids have been
    fighting this bitch for years, for visitation. To see him wheeled
    out of this dumpy little house under duress all because this
    Golddigger bitch wants to keep control of his money,
    is even sadder. At least his daughter cares about him.

  13. could we get a pic of Kerri Kasem on here? she’s BLAZING hot.
    for the sake of journalism, of course.

  14. JennyJustice

    I have to question your standards. I remember her from Cheers and she was never hot. She had huge tata’s and a big bleached pony tail, but in the face, never was she hot. I swear some of you men look at women like you’d look at a used car – It needs a completely new hood, but the trunk is in good shape and look at those headlights. I’ll take it! In summary, nice butts and big bewbs does not equal beautiful, pretty, or even attractive. Good grief!

    • Dox

      Bolt on boobs, inflatable ass, and skin stretched tighter than most drums are apparently perfectly good substitutes for a soul that isn’t rotting.

      Ask the Kardashians….. Courtney Stodden….Tila Tequila… Meh… the list is too long, and it depresses me. You get the point.

  15. Slappy Magoo

    She now looks like Marcus Bachmann decided to wear a suit made out of Victoria Jackson’s skin an makes about as much sense, too.

  16. When the main picture came up on this story, I kept cleaning my screen, thinking that some biologicals had splattered across it when my hubby borrowed my laptop. Nope. Just age spots. Gross.

  17. malaka

    really?? not one PCU reference??

  18. Linda

    ugh, she’s not only a money-hungry-family-wrecker, she’s a bible thumper too. gross. i don’t care so much for casey as he is the asshat who picked younger and bigger breasts over his own children. best case scenario, jeanne gets cut out of the will altogether and those kids get to spend sometime with their dad before he goes [because no matter how shitty and selfish the parent is, kids usually wants to have some connection to them]

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