If you’ve been following the Casey Kasem ordeal with even the slightest bit of interest, it’s been nothing short of a batshit debacle with his wife Jean coming off as a big-titted Satan no matter which way you look at it. And now comes word that she threw raw meat at her step-daughter for showing up to her house yesterday with an ambulance to take Casey to a hospital because apparently that’s the Christian thing to do. The meat-throwing, not the medical care. Fuck that shit. Via Extra:
After the fire truck left, Jean walked downstairs and threw the raw hamburger at Kerri. When NBC asked why, Jean explained she was following a Bible verse.
“In the name of King David, I threw a piece of raw meat into the street in exchange for my husband to the wild rabid dogs,” she said.
As for what verse Jean is referencing, I’m pretty sure it’s Book of Bananaballs Chapter 2 Verse 27. And I quote: “Jesus turned to his disciples and said to them, ‘Look, at the end of the day, just fucking make shit up and tell people I said it. That way if anybody tries to call you on it, you can be like, ‘Yo, why are you attacking my faith?’ and then they’ll look like a dick. It’ll be crazy effective once you ignore all the wars and genocides. Trust me.’”