Karrueche Tran & Hailey Baldwin Are Your Bikini Pics of Harmony

I’m going to shoot it to you straight, folks. This entire morning is being dominated by Rachel Dolezal lying her face off on TODAY and going straight for the “I identify as black” parachute that the Internet laid out for her, so while I gather my thoughts for a way too long post on why you’re a fucking idiot if you think she’s anything close to Caitlyn Jenner, here’s Hailey Baldwin and Karrueche Tran for you too get a boner from. And if that doesn’t do the trick, here’s the trailer for the Final Fantasy VII remake which gave me an erection lasting more than four hours and looked like a Buster sword. (Have no idea what I just said? Do vaginas shoot coins when you have sex with them?)

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