These are the final round of shots from Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova’s three-day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet if you removed her panties an angel would fly out of her vagina. Of course, I’d shoot the angel mid-flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes I like to send God a message that I don’t appreciate winged creatures interrupting my sexual conquests. Like the time a dragon cock-blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off its head with a broken whiskey bottle and breathed fire down its neck. True story.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Sophie | December 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm
She kinda looks like Napoleon Dynamite…but cute!
melissa | December 17, 2007 at 5:03 pm
hehe
kirsten dunst | December 17, 2007 at 5:21 pm
and a fucking seriously ugly top piece. go her. lets make her a star!
havoc | December 17, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Christ, she’s fat……
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D. Richards (Hands.) | December 17, 2007 at 5:23 pm
You know that flatulent smell that you get after you’ve eaten a whole load of Grade-B chili rellenos?
Or even better. That taste you get in your mouth after you eat ceareal, then fall asleep for a few hours? Yeah you do.
That’s the only image I can muster while looking at this toilet-bowl.
Son-of D. Richards | December 17, 2007 at 5:25 pm
#5?! “Cereal”. Bitch-ass..
p0nk | December 17, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Victoria’s Secret sells underoos now? VS went the extra mile to make this chick look like she lives under a bridge.
I'dMarryHer | December 17, 2007 at 5:27 pm
I would marry this woman even though to her English ijust a second language. I marry her just for a chance to take those panties off her with my teeth.
Sam Hain | December 17, 2007 at 5:29 pm
What the hell is that casting a shadow across her left thigh?
Ted from LA | December 17, 2007 at 5:29 pm
When is she due?
Ted from LA | December 17, 2007 at 5:33 pm
#9,
It’s a bruise from my thumb. I apologized and sent her flowers.
Chick Crack | December 17, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Hot, hot, hot! But definitely a relative of Napoleon Dynamite.
D | December 17, 2007 at 5:51 pm
Hey, at least in this series of photos (unlike the last two) it doesn’t look like she has a penis. So hooray for that!
Auntie Kryst | December 17, 2007 at 5:52 pm
Karolina, I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
FRIST!!! | December 17, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Oh, how funny, I keep confusing her with the tennis player..
Jimbo | December 17, 2007 at 5:57 pm
@15 No big deal, Neither one can hit a ball, They are just nice to look at.
Is the fighting over? I am out of here. I get to go fix my washing machine. A Fing mouse ate the hoses. If I don’t some wash today, I am going cammando tomorrow..
FRIST!!! | December 17, 2007 at 5:58 pm
Oh, yeah, auntie, she can definitely get away with drinking whole..
FRIST!!! | December 17, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Hey Jimbo, maybe you should check on that rodent problem while yer at it!!!!..
ph7 | December 17, 2007 at 6:03 pm
She’s too fat to be a Victoria Secret model. Oink, oink, porker!
TS | December 17, 2007 at 6:16 pm
FRIST!!! you continue to crack my shit up.
On a different topic, has anyone noticed the Andrew Christian ad just to the right of where we write in our comments here? What’s up with that thing? I have nothing against gay people but come on now, Fish. I thought this was a family site.
FRIST!!! | December 17, 2007 at 6:25 pm
I was thinking the same thing, TS. It almost looks like thew guy on the left is about to give that other guy a BJ. Which is fine with me, I enjoy gay porn..
bleh | December 17, 2007 at 6:29 pm
that andrew christian ad is pretty gay. in this context, i use the word gay to mean both homosexual and lame.
TS | December 17, 2007 at 6:31 pm
Well that makes one of us. Personally I like striaght porn. And single malt scotch. And tequila. And some bomb-ass cabernet.
FRIST!!! | December 17, 2007 at 6:38 pm
TS, when I said I like gay porn, it’s only because it’s porn. I like any kind of porn. Except there is probably a lot of porn I have never seen or even heard of, oh and I don’t ever want to see kiddie porn. Actually maybe I hate porn..
TS | December 17, 2007 at 6:58 pm
A hot chick who loves porn? You will or perhaps have already made someone a very happy man. Great work.
Ugly | December 17, 2007 at 7:40 pm
That girl is ugly–I’m sorry to say. Her mouth is awful–rodentia comes to mind.
julee | December 17, 2007 at 7:40 pm
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
Ted from LA | December 17, 2007 at 8:03 pm
FUCK YOU Julee WITH TWO EEs.
TS | December 17, 2007 at 8:19 pm
Re: #27. Take your interracial propaganda where it belongs. Not that there’s anything wrong with jungle fever, this is just not the place top drop your ads, that’s all. You know JULEE’s boyfriend’s name is Tyrel or Quantrel or some shit because I have never seen a black chick nemed Julee. Shoot the root.
What’s up with the “el’s “equa’s” anyways?
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:09 pm
love her
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:09 pm
love her
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:10 pm
so funny
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:11 pm
terrible
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:13 pm
Sexy
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:14 pm
Sexy
gotmilk? | December 17, 2007 at 9:19 pm
not this ugly bitch again.
charle | December 17, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I heard this news earlier at another place. Do you know so many people at pubspa.com talk her.
moose | December 17, 2007 at 9:24 pm
there is something seriously wrong with this world when people can look at these pictures and say “she’s fat.”
Good grief, what’s the new “fat” threshold?? Anything over a 26″ waist is obese now?
Mick | December 17, 2007 at 9:51 pm
She isn;t as tiny as I thought a VS model would be.
veggi | December 17, 2007 at 10:09 pm
#24′s comment makes perfect sense if you replace “porn” with “Jimbo”.
steve | December 17, 2007 at 10:10 pm
She’s fuckin HUGE
D. Richards | December 17, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Racism isnt dead, it lives in her panties, Big Word, Big Word…spew, Big Word, Big Word ….Rant. I should adopt her dirty panties and raise them to hate. Rant, Rant, Bitch…Dreck, Rubbish, Rant.
Duyke | December 17, 2007 at 10:49 pm
Short bus.
Binky | December 17, 2007 at 10:55 pm
Well it turns out my last radio simulation a few links back didn’t actually comment on KK thread. So CZ this out:
“Mario Testino said of Kurková, “The proportions of her body and her face, as well as her energy level, make her a model who could fit almost into any moment.”[2] Designer Marc Jacobs said, “She has an angelic look with a dark side, she’s sweet and fun but looks like she could be an evil bewitching child.”[2] Vogue editor Anna Wintour called her the “next supermodel.”[2].”
[2] Burp.
(Oh and this link is for the ladies and our good friends at Home Depot – I’m sure you’ve all been there ladies…)
maggie | December 17, 2007 at 10:59 pm
You looks so hot. Seems you want to be naked. You can go to be nude with nudist on nudistconnect.com
Is VSC Doing A Different Kind of Affirmative Action? | December 17, 2007 at 11:19 pm
After seeing that her waist and hip are practically the same size in her last post, now I know why VS usually makes her wear this type of clothes.
glyniss | December 18, 2007 at 12:14 am
she’s a lil’ fleshy
vivibear | December 18, 2007 at 12:45 am
She is really a sexy woman and a suiper model! There are more pics, biography, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts on my Blog. Just clicking on my name to view more.
Unklejoe | December 18, 2007 at 12:55 am
Put yo britches on bitch
FRIST!!! | December 18, 2007 at 2:04 am
Binky, that was gross, but hilarious..