Karolina Kurkova wears panties

December 17th, 2007 // 63 Comments

These are the final round of shots from Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova’s three-day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet if you removed her panties an angel would fly out of her vagina. Of course, I’d shoot the angel mid-flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes I like to send God a message that I don’t appreciate winged creatures interrupting my sexual conquests. Like the time a dragon cock-blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off its head with a broken whiskey bottle and breathed fire down its neck. True story.

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Sophie

    She kinda looks like Napoleon Dynamite…but cute!

  2. melissa


  3. kirsten dunst

    and a fucking seriously ugly top piece. go her. lets make her a star!

  4. havoc

    Christ, she’s fat……


  5. D. Richards (Hands.)

    You know that flatulent smell that you get after you’ve eaten a whole load of Grade-B chili rellenos?

    Or even better. That taste you get in your mouth after you eat ceareal, then fall asleep for a few hours? Yeah you do.

    That’s the only image I can muster while looking at this toilet-bowl.

  6. Son-of D. Richards

    #5?! “Cereal”. Bitch-ass..

  7. p0nk

    Victoria’s Secret sells underoos now? VS went the extra mile to make this chick look like she lives under a bridge.

  8. I'dMarryHer

    I would marry this woman even though to her English ijust a second language. I marry her just for a chance to take those panties off her with my teeth.

  9. Sam Hain

    What the hell is that casting a shadow across her left thigh?

  10. Ted from LA

    When is she due?

  11. Ted from LA

    It’s a bruise from my thumb. I apologized and sent her flowers.

  12. Hot, hot, hot! But definitely a relative of Napoleon Dynamite.

  13. D

    Hey, at least in this series of photos (unlike the last two) it doesn’t look like she has a penis. So hooray for that!

  14. Auntie Kryst

    Karolina, I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

  15. Oh, how funny, I keep confusing her with the tennis player..

  16. @15 No big deal, Neither one can hit a ball, They are just nice to look at.

    Is the fighting over? I am out of here. I get to go fix my washing machine. A Fing mouse ate the hoses. If I don’t some wash today, I am going cammando tomorrow..

  17. Oh, yeah, auntie, she can definitely get away with drinking whole..

  18. Hey Jimbo, maybe you should check on that rodent problem while yer at it!!!!..

  19. ph7

    She’s too fat to be a Victoria Secret model. Oink, oink, porker!

  20. TS

    FRIST!!! you continue to crack my shit up.

    On a different topic, has anyone noticed the Andrew Christian ad just to the right of where we write in our comments here? What’s up with that thing? I have nothing against gay people but come on now, Fish. I thought this was a family site.

  21. I was thinking the same thing, TS. It almost looks like thew guy on the left is about to give that other guy a BJ. Which is fine with me, I enjoy gay porn..

  22. bleh

    that andrew christian ad is pretty gay. in this context, i use the word gay to mean both homosexual and lame.

  23. TS

    Well that makes one of us. Personally I like striaght porn. And single malt scotch. And tequila. And some bomb-ass cabernet.

  24. TS, when I said I like gay porn, it’s only because it’s porn. I like any kind of porn. Except there is probably a lot of porn I have never seen or even heard of, oh and I don’t ever want to see kiddie porn. Actually maybe I hate porn..

  25. TS

    A hot chick who loves porn? You will or perhaps have already made someone a very happy man. Great work.

  26. Ugly

    That girl is ugly–I’m sorry to say. Her mouth is awful–rodentia comes to mind.

  27. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it

  28. Ted from LA


  29. TS

    Re: #27. Take your interracial propaganda where it belongs. Not that there’s anything wrong with jungle fever, this is just not the place top drop your ads, that’s all. You know JULEE’s boyfriend’s name is Tyrel or Quantrel or some shit because I have never seen a black chick nemed Julee. Shoot the root.

    What’s up with the “el’s “equa’s” anyways?

  30. charle

    love her

  31. charle

    love her

  32. charle

    so funny

  33. charle


  34. charle


  35. charle


  36. gotmilk?

    not this ugly bitch again.

  37. charle

    I heard this news earlier at another place. Do you know so many people at pubspa.com talk her.

  38. moose

    there is something seriously wrong with this world when people can look at these pictures and say “she’s fat.”

    Good grief, what’s the new “fat” threshold?? Anything over a 26″ waist is obese now?

  39. Mick

    She isn;t as tiny as I thought a VS model would be.

  40. veggi

    #24′s comment makes perfect sense if you replace “porn” with “Jimbo”.

  41. steve

    She’s fuckin HUGE

  42. D. Richards

    Racism isnt dead, it lives in her panties, Big Word, Big Word…spew, Big Word, Big Word ….Rant. I should adopt her dirty panties and raise them to hate. Rant, Rant, Bitch…Dreck, Rubbish, Rant.

  43. Duyke

    Short bus.

  44. Well it turns out my last radio simulation a few links back didn’t actually comment on KK thread. So CZ this out:
    “Mario Testino said of Kurková, “The proportions of her body and her face, as well as her energy level, make her a model who could fit almost into any moment.”[2] Designer Marc Jacobs said, “She has an angelic look with a dark side, she’s sweet and fun but looks like she could be an evil bewitching child.”[2] Vogue editor Anna Wintour called her the “next supermodel.”[2].”
    [2] Burp.
    (Oh and this link is for the ladies and our good friends at Home Depot – I’m sure you’ve all been there ladies…)

  45. You looks so hot. Seems you want to be naked. You can go to be nude with nudist on nudistconnect.com

  46. Is VSC Doing A Different Kind of Affirmative Action?

    After seeing that her waist and hip are practically the same size in her last post, now I know why VS usually makes her wear this type of clothes.

  47. she’s a lil’ fleshy

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  49. Unklejoe

    Put yo britches on bitch

  50. Binky, that was gross, but hilarious..

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