These are shots of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova at a photo shoot in Saint Barts yesterday. I enjoy how she gets dressed in a giant collapsible tube. It’s almost like she’s in the future. I can’t wait until the day we all can wake up in the morning, step into a tube and be instantly dressed for work. For now I’ll have to settle for changing out of my PJ’s in the janitor’s closet. Though I wish he wouldn’t watch while quietly sipping his coffee. At least toss me a compliment or something. I may seem like just a glistening collection of biceps and abdominal muscles, but I have feelings too, you know?
Photos: INFdaily.com
I suppose by “all kinds of stuff” you mean “nothing really noteworthy.”
In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
Bird.
Bird.
Let me guess. She’s on The Hills? This site is driving me to drink. More. Often..
…damnit.
she does look as though she’s packin’ some sort of instrument in that first picture.
Frist, that was my reaction as well. Seems like she has a little something extra there.
> In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
Yes, I thought exactly the same thing. And in those other pics she’s doing a good job of hiding it.
Hmmmm.
WOW!! There are fat cats and then there’s that MONSTER!!
mmmmm. Tasty! ;)
front page photo…..looks like shes got a ballsack in that thong
I agree with Frist, she did a horrible tape and tuck job.
She is so hot and sexy. I noticed her him at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.
Or it could just be a shit load of pubic hair all nicely packed under that bikini bottom… which would be a lot.
I’d like to suck her big cock
Yum
You like her dick don’t you #12?
She looks like she’s dressing inside a vagina. A giant stretched out one, like jrzmommy’s.
that chick has a bigger cock then me………….lol
At least she doesn’t have disgusting watermelon boobs like that Coco chick..
So I guess from the waist up she’s ok.
BTW, Veggi, how’s your cold, and Jimbo you have more perverted email, Binky, 9-11 was an inside job, Ript, don’t navigate away from the porn..
aha…good one #14.
i guess this means you’re done fucking your dog eh?
Not a very good tuck job. It looks like she wears the most boring panties in the last two pics.
ew she’s like the female owen wilson… i think… that 1st picture makes me wonder
cock bulge! lol! but she’s pretty guys!
nothing to see here. move along.
(yawn)
No, you are still working on it, no I am, no who am I? Oh yeah, someone nobody wants to see back on this site…back to perez with my fat ass
#14 would be a turn on, #19 not so much.
But #14 was good.
…umm, you’ve never seen my ass soo…what’s your point dipshit?
Simply stating my mind?
She sure has a big doodle.
link time.
fuck off duplicate.
karolina looks like uma thurman…a little bit.
Why did they stand up a coffee table in front of her? Wait…no…I guess that’s an assistant. She has the same size 2 butt as Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Yeah, when us girls here said we wanted to see more men, this is NOT what we meant..
Chubby alert!
Yeah! How about some pics of Johnny Depp or Fabio Cannavaro?! Except really that’d be more girls…
I honestly don’t have an account. I do have a girlfriend. I couldn’t resist myself though, sorry. The line prompted me and this is the internet.
Maybe if we girls say she’s ugly or mannish enough times, the guys won’t say she’s hot!
What the fuck are you talking about #35??
Tranny
She looks like the oldest royal boy in the first picture.
@37
It doesn’t personally concern you. And the truth.
http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordslyrics.php
Sounds good to me #14, nothing like a good looking girl with a nice cock (real or fake) to suck and pound my sissy ass with.
Frist called it. She’s packing. That or they missed a spot during lipo.
Who is the Size 2 woman in the red and white dress? Is she lonely?
She is not unattractive but fat chicks are lower maintenance.
That reminds me that it is almost time to do my traditional Xmas 2-hour browse in Victoria’s Secret at the local mall before going over to KMart and Target for the real gifts for the victims of my affection.
45- you spend two hours in the victora secret? hmmm, nothing says ‘great catch’ like a pervert that treats his woman like shit. And you’re unlaid? Crazy!
#45,
Fredrick’s of Hollywood has plus sizes for the big girls.
Bulge in knickers!!!!!! Tranny alert!!!!!!!!! I knew it….
Maybe she pooped.
She looks like that ugly mer-woman Estella Warren (who was famous for about five seconds back when PLANET OF THE APES and KANGAROO JACK made and destroyed her).
Modern supermodels are just so fucking weird-looking. They look so out of the ordinary, so unrecognizably human, that they’ve almost become a new classification of ugly. If you look at this broad’s face, she looks like she should be some dumb tractor-humping, straw-and-cock-chewing farmer’s daughter, spawned from a single gene-pool stretching back seven-plus generations. She’s got more fucking cheekbone than character. Send her back.