These are shots of Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova at a photo shoot in Saint Barts yesterday. I enjoy how she gets dressed in a giant collapsible tube. It’s almost like she’s in the future. I can’t wait until the day we all can wake up in the morning, step into a tube and be instantly dressed for work. For now I’ll have to settle for changing out of my PJ’s in the janitor’s closet. Though I wish he wouldn’t watch while quietly sipping his coffee. At least toss me a compliment or something. I may seem like just a glistening collection of biceps and abdominal muscles, but I have feelings too, you know?
Photos: INFdaily.com
mkell | December 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm
I suppose by “all kinds of stuff” you mean “nothing really noteworthy.”
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Bird.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Bird.
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Let me guess. She’s on The Hills? This site is driving me to drink. More. Often..
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:23 pm
…damnit.
she does look as though she’s packin’ some sort of instrument in that first picture.
D | December 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Frist, that was my reaction as well. Seems like she has a little something extra there.
Dino | December 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
> In that frist pic it looks like she has a penis bulge.
Yes, I thought exactly the same thing. And in those other pics she’s doing a good job of hiding it.
Hmmmm.
IKE | December 13, 2007 at 1:24 pm
WOW!! There are fat cats and then there’s that MONSTER!!
mmmmm. Tasty! ;)
dirt mcgirt | December 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm
front page photo…..looks like shes got a ballsack in that thong
Gerald_Tarrant | December 13, 2007 at 1:25 pm
I agree with Frist, she did a horrible tape and tuck job.
Mark | December 13, 2007 at 1:26 pm
She is so hot and sexy. I noticed her him at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.
Gaffla | December 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Or it could just be a shit load of pubic hair all nicely packed under that bikini bottom… which would be a lot.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
I’d like to suck her big cock
Yum
Sorry I fucked your mom | December 13, 2007 at 1:30 pm
You like her dick don’t you #12?
Jimbo | December 13, 2007 at 1:32 pm
She looks like she’s dressing inside a vagina. A giant stretched out one, like jrzmommy’s.
lentista | December 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm
that chick has a bigger cock then me………….lol
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm
At least she doesn’t have disgusting watermelon boobs like that Coco chick..
So I guess from the waist up she’s ok.
BTW, Veggi, how’s your cold, and Jimbo you have more perverted email, Binky, 9-11 was an inside job, Ript, don’t navigate away from the porn..
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:34 pm
aha…good one #14.
i guess this means you’re done fucking your dog eh?
Texas Tranny | December 13, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Not a very good tuck job. It looks like she wears the most boring panties in the last two pics.
ssssssss | December 13, 2007 at 1:35 pm
ew she’s like the female owen wilson… i think… that 1st picture makes me wonder
Megan Fox Nip Slip | December 13, 2007 at 1:36 pm
cock bulge! lol! but she’s pretty guys!
pointandlaugh | December 13, 2007 at 1:37 pm
nothing to see here. move along.
(yawn)
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:39 pm
No, you are still working on it, no I am, no who am I? Oh yeah, someone nobody wants to see back on this site…back to perez with my fat ass
KamiG | December 13, 2007 at 1:42 pm
#14 would be a turn on, #19 not so much.
But #14 was good.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:43 pm
…umm, you’ve never seen my ass soo…what’s your point dipshit?
KamiG | December 13, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Simply stating my mind?
Shallo Val | December 13, 2007 at 1:46 pm
She sure has a big doodle.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm
link time.
fuck off duplicate.
Danielle | December 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm
karolina looks like uma thurman…a little bit.
Phil | December 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm
Why did they stand up a coffee table in front of her? Wait…no…I guess that’s an assistant. She has the same size 2 butt as Jennifer Love Hewitt.
veggi | December 13, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Yeah, when us girls here said we wanted to see more men, this is NOT what we meant..
tk | December 13, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Chubby alert!
miggs | December 13, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Yeah! How about some pics of Johnny Depp or Fabio Cannavaro?! Except really that’d be more girls…
Gaffla | December 13, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I honestly don’t have an account. I do have a girlfriend. I couldn’t resist myself though, sorry. The line prompted me and this is the internet.
Karen | December 13, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Maybe if we girls say she’s ugly or mannish enough times, the guys won’t say she’s hot!
FRIST!!! | December 13, 2007 at 1:56 pm
What the fuck are you talking about #35??
Bob | December 13, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Tranny
jenny | December 13, 2007 at 1:57 pm
She looks like the oldest royal boy in the first picture.
Gaffla | December 13, 2007 at 2:00 pm
@37
It doesn’t personally concern you. And the truth.
Alex | December 13, 2007 at 2:01 pm
http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordslyrics.php
Texas Tranny | December 13, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Sounds good to me #14, nothing like a good looking girl with a nice cock (real or fake) to suck and pound my sissy ass with.
woodhorse | December 13, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Frist called it. She’s packing. That or they missed a spot during lipo.
woodhorse | December 13, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Who is the Size 2 woman in the red and white dress? Is she lonely?
Unlaid Avenger | December 13, 2007 at 2:07 pm
She is not unattractive but fat chicks are lower maintenance.
That reminds me that it is almost time to do my traditional Xmas 2-hour browse in Victoria’s Secret at the local mall before going over to KMart and Target for the real gifts for the victims of my affection.
Danielle (or not) | December 13, 2007 at 2:09 pm
45- you spend two hours in the victora secret? hmmm, nothing says ‘great catch’ like a pervert that treats his woman like shit. And you’re unlaid? Crazy!
DD's | December 13, 2007 at 2:10 pm
#45,
Fredrick’s of Hollywood has plus sizes for the big girls.
Rebecca | December 13, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Bulge in knickers!!!!!! Tranny alert!!!!!!!!! I knew it….
tp | December 13, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Maybe she pooped.
Chauncey Gardner | December 13, 2007 at 2:18 pm
She looks like that ugly mer-woman Estella Warren (who was famous for about five seconds back when PLANET OF THE APES and KANGAROO JACK made and destroyed her).
Modern supermodels are just so fucking weird-looking. They look so out of the ordinary, so unrecognizably human, that they’ve almost become a new classification of ugly. If you look at this broad’s face, she looks like she should be some dumb tractor-humping, straw-and-cock-chewing farmer’s daughter, spawned from a single gene-pool stretching back seven-plus generations. She’s got more fucking cheekbone than character. Send her back.