Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button

November 20th, 2008 // 115 Comments

Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an “outie” or an “innie”, Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is “she’s not an alien”.

Of course, this news would be startling if I didn’t just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova – has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

That’s how you report, my friends. That’s how you report.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. dude

    I’m not as put off by the lack of a belly button as I am the wicked camel toe.

  2. Stacy

    Surgery as an infant…what a load of BS.

    She obviously is a total freak and had it removed.

    She had a belly button in this picture:

    http://tinyurl.com/58xes4

  3. Érico

    I once dated a chick with an extra pinky on her right foot. Aw, c’mon, she was very hot otherwise. So dating a babe without a belly button would come easily.

  4. Buyers Remorse 09'

    Where did their tits go?

  5. azzman

    mmmmmmmmmm….. delicious. fuck turkey give me that!

  6. patrik

    I friggin’ hate it when chicks stand on their tiptoes to make their calves bulge. Keep it real, superficial hobags.

  7. After looking at the photo Stacy posted in comment 102, she must have had something really strange done to herself. It just looks wrong. I think she should put it back.

  8. Name

    WoW they be sportin some awsome camel toe.

  9. omgomgomg camel toe

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  11. Joshua

    I’d like to put my tongue on her camel toe……

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  13. hohoo, I am not that surprised at all. I saw her profile on the tall men&women seeking affairs site TallLoving.com last week. It said she is interested in seeking a tall man for fun on that site!

  14. that is crazy!!

  15. Nelleh

    HOW WAS SHE BORN?!?! Wait… if her Daddy didn’t cut her umbilical cord, what the fuck did he cut? SHE WAS A MAN!! I knew it. The hands gave her away.

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