Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button

November 20th, 2008 // 115 Comments

Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an “outie” or an “innie”, Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is “she’s not an alien”.

Of course, this news would be startling if I didn’t just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova – has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!

That’s how you report, my friends. That’s how you report.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. HURHUR

    THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

  2. Dixie

    When her lover shoot his love juice on her tits and belly; she does not have to worry about wiping the juice out of her navel lol!

  3. Dixie

    It is amusing because I can post FUCK on this site but I cannot post C_M (a mans love juice) on this site because it gets rejected lol!

  4. mom of a cool autistic kid

    cases of individuals with no belly buttons are usually caused by an umbilical herniation during delivery.

  5. Monkey Killing 13

    she may not have a belly button, but she does have some camel toe!

  6. simplicity

    Wow that’s ugly
    Somebody HAS to find out what the hell happened to it.
    That’s just disgusting looking

  7. Ted from LA

    Maybe she’s a born again Christian. Nah… then she’d have two belly buttons.

  8. Maniacfive

    Nobody actually ‘needs’ a belly button anymore. You think in this plastic surgery age where peoples faces are routinley peeled away cut up and stitched back that at birth they couldnt remove an umbilical cord and not leave a scar?

    No, we have belly buttons because thats what people expect.

  9. She doesnt have a belly button because of some surgery she had when she was an infant “Some have no belly button as a result of the surgery needed to correct abdominal problems at birth, often either an umbilical hernia, or a condition known as gastroschisis–born with the stomach and intestines poking through a hole in the abdominal wall.”

  10. qtpie

    Hmmm… I wonder if she has one and it was airbrushed OUT of the pic?! Nooo doesn’t look like that at alllll! Duhhhhh

  11. Jennifer

    major major camel… i wish my camel toe was that drastic.

  12. Me 2

    @29, you’re dead wrong, tummy tuck belly buttons don’t look anything like that.

    I agree with #37 about #19/43 – I don’t know how you can possibly claim that its somehow normal to go on a gossip website for the sole purpose of venting all of your negative energy. I don’t care if you’re not fat and not ugly, there’s STILL no way that you’re anywhere near as attractive as any of those 4 girls. The bottom line is people like you could look at a picture of ANYONE and find a way to say ‘here’s all the things that are wrong with her…”. This is the superficial but there’s no need to call someone an “internet troll” just because they called you out on being such a hater. ESPECIALLY because you’re the one who apparently spends so much time on this site that you spotted that someone responded to your post…

    It pisses me off when people hate on Alessandra for her post-baby belly. She had a baby 3 months ago and she’s under contract to appear in the show and these promotional shots. More importantly, 95% of mothers never look anywhere near that good period. Let alone only 3 months after giving birth.

  13. Kevincy Q

    They’re all pretty hot, I have viewed many hot SEXY pics at ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM??? where many fans are together, also I’ve meet kinds of black and white singles who are hunger for true love online.

  14. Hannah T

    Ahh, anorexic chic….

  15. joey joejoe

    the space between her tits and that camel toe is just a waste anyway.
    shaven pussy heaven.

  16. Allison

    Who cares..

    but.. Miranda Kerr is awesome!

  17. Jameberlin

    @#62

    Sometimes i wonder about women who didn’t gain any weight during pregnancy, they recommend women gain between 20-35lbs, and there’s no way you could lose all that in three months. If women don’t gain, they run the risk of having malnourished babies. No one should deny their babies nourishment for the sake of fulfilling a contract… especially a contract so superficial and unnecessary. But oh well, people have their priorities.

  18. v tard

    I’m no expert but my guesses would be:

    1) As @1 says, might be a botched surgery to fix an ugly navel.
    2) A botched surgery to fix a navel piercing that went wrong
    3) Ordinary umbilical cord snip that scarred that way. I know some of you guys have scars that look like raised smooth skin, like the skin on a drum. My BCG shot looks like that on my shoulder.

  19. DIna

    19, that “girl on the right” is Miranda Kerr. She does indeed have the perfect high fashion model body: 34-24-34 measurements.

  20. Keela

    My husband has that SAME kind of belly button! It’s absolutely freakish and I always tell him he must have been hatched. Crazy to see it on someone else. I mean it’s hard enough to look at on her…imagine it on a hairy man belly! Sorry hon…I know you’ll prolly see this. But c’mon, it’s gross.

  21. sophie

    I have to agree with #43 in that there ARE plenty of EXTREMELY beautiful people in this world that are not famous whatsoever, just everyday people… more beautiful than these girls.

  22. kristen

    She might not have a belly button….. but she makes up for it in camel toe

  23. poopie

    What, 24?? She has to be at least 27, but she’s gorgeous nevertheless, so what if she doesn;t have a belly button, it’s useless anyways. I’d give my belly button in exchange for her looks and money any day.

  24. Who is the one with the blueeee eyes (third from the left)? She’s gorgeous!!!!!!!

  25. sam

    what…she has no belly button…oh…sorry i was looking at her huge camel toe.

  26. sam

    what…she has no belly button…oh…sorry i was looking at her huge camel toe.

  27. Yo

    The one to her left doesn’t have an expression.

  28. Blair

    @#67:

    Yes, the recommended amount of weight a woman should gain during pregnancy is 25-30 lbs, but only 6-10 lbs from that set comes from body fat. The rest of the weight comes from the baby, amniotic fluid, placenta, and extra fluids and blood that circulates from the mother’s body. To put things in another perspective, pregnant women only need 300 extra calories added to what they ate daily before they became pregnant (assuming the woman ate well to begin with).

    People can easily and safely lose two pounds a week through diet and exercise (one pound amounts to 3,500 calories). Burning off 10 pounds of body fat takes 5-8 weeks. The rest of the pregnancy weight leaves the mother through a hormonal process that, over weeks, forces the extra fluid out of the system.

    While Alessandra’s transformation from her post-natal body to her current one isn’t often seen in the US, it’s far from abnormal. All women have to do is eat healthy food, be moderately active, and not use pregnancy as an excuse to eat large amounts of unhealthy food at any and all hours of the day.

  29. Bling Blinggg

    How comes no one has addressed the camel toes on these chicks?!!

  30. Kahlee

    @36 18″ waist? You’ve never been with a woman have you?

  31. Kevincy Q

    They have slender figure and is so hot…I’m a hip chick and interested in exotic things, I have my photos on ???INTERRACIALLOVING.COM???. If u want to chat with me, just find me out.

  32. Jim Ludington

    Even if she has no belly button to lick, they all have wonderfully looking camel toes to the extreme.

  33. Jim Ludington

    Even if she has no belly button to lick, they all have wonderfully looking camel toes to the extreme.

  34. kagrez

    Miranda’s body is looking pretty snap-able.

    and not in the good way (if there is a good way)

  35. claire_smithis@hotmail.com

    thats called photoshop!!

  36. Spinnaz

    The blonde on the far left is a mudshark, don’t waste your time people.

  37. mikesh

    shes a fake homer j

  38. tuneman

    I think I’ve burnt these delightful toes onto my retinas

  39. Todd Palin's balls in a jar

    #62. Ya it sure takes a lot of time to notice that someone responded to your post, you have to be here 24/7 to make that kind of in depth discovery. Maybe if you have the mental capactity of a walnut, like say someone who reads both #19 and #43 and still couldn’t figure out that the poster was a MAN. Again it only reflects on you if you think this is a good looking as people get.

    Read #71 if you want the truth about beauty in society. This is the world wide web where people of all walks of life congregate, you’re a sheltered moron if you think any of the most talented, beautiful, worthwile, harworking, or heroic people in this world are famous. It’s the exact opposite in fact, which is why sites like these exists; To mock these pathetically self important people and show how deeply flawed and lame they truly are.

    P.S. Did you notice that Tara said Mr.Former Model probably looks like complete shit. Again both of you seem to lack understanding in how this site and others work, we trash each other here and when someone says something like that it’s fair game. Yes people come here to vent and laugh it’s our mental puching bag. If you can’t comprehend that too bad, there’s always a few that can’t figure it out; the sad “leave Britney alone” types.

  40. mafme

    where did they get that life-sized bratz doll?

  41. A belly isn’t a problem for me, folks.
    I’ll put it different: THE MORE “MEAT”……………………THE BETTER!!

  42. SATAN

    girl #3 makes the rest of them look like Corky from Life Goes On…. i’d obviously swim/bathe in her period.

  43. yuk

    Too bad they cound’t smooth out that ‘toe she’s sporting on the giant photo of her.

  44. Buck

    Moose knuckle.

  45. There is no way this is true and if it is then it is something totally recent. She definitely has a belly-button in way too many old pictures for them all to be air-brushed. Beyond that, she has a belly-button in old tennis videos. Am I to believe that they are digitally altered?! Please. But if she really no longer has a belly button what the hell happened?

  46. Im not sure if there is any truth to this or not, but it doesn’t matter, because it had to be there at one point in time. This time would have been when is actually really needed it during her gestational days.

  47. e-rock

    OMG, this is why I come on this site, and read comments, funny funny shit here. love it. as long as people keep the racist comments out of it, this site is the best.
    so someone enlighten me here, was she born this way, or was this a tummy tuck?

  48. mase

    According to the model’s rep, Kurkova does not have a belly button, due to an abdominal operation as an infant.

  49. miss camel toe

    wow. i always hated my camel toe and wanted to get them removed/cut down because i thought they stuck out too much. i had no idea guys liked them so much!

  50. Chisom

    it`s cute how they stand on their toes, as if they`re perpetually wearing heals.

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