Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button
Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:
Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an “outie” or an “innie”, Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is “she’s not an alien”.
Of course, this news would be startling if I didn’t just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova – has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!
That’s how you report, my friends. That’s how you report.