Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn’t have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:
Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an “outie” or an “innie”, Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is “she’s not an alien”.
Of course, this news would be startling if I didn’t just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova – has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!
That’s how you report, my friends. That’s how you report.
Inny | November 20, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I suspect she had an outy belly button and got it removed because they look weird, but so does not having a belly button.
Teddy | November 20, 2008 at 2:11 pm
who cares… check out those camel toes…
Hugh | November 20, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Hey wait… if there’s not button, where’s my penis suppose to go?
Max Planck | November 20, 2008 at 2:15 pm
…not of woman born?
ChuckleHead | November 20, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Karolina Kurkova seems to be an Alien Life Form.
Rough Daddy | November 20, 2008 at 2:21 pm
Big deal, whats next? theyre going to berate her cause she have a mangle meat curtain…
superstar | November 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
wtf??!!
niiiiice!!! | November 20, 2008 at 2:22 pm
God, the camel toe in enlarged picture is glorious. I’m gonna be spanking the monkey tonight!
le fag | November 20, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I would totally do her brother, Kyle XY
Parker | November 20, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I would still fuck her butt deeply and lovingly but i’d prefer to fuck ass of the girl on her right given a choice. The one on the left is prettiest but she looks like a bag of bones.
adriana lima's pussc | November 20, 2008 at 2:32 pm
who cares you need to post more pics of adriana lima!!
Jen | November 20, 2008 at 2:33 pm
She can have a bellybutton placed there by surgery, but i think it looks kinda cool without one.
Mal | November 20, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Nobody else is noticing the model on the far right, the one that just had a baby, her stomach is allll shredded. Looks like a chicken breast cooked too long on one side.
MANNESTER | November 20, 2008 at 2:35 pm
my cousin has a (lack of) belly button like her because she was born with her intestines in a sac outside her body. its a birth defect but its easily fixed by putting then back inside and stitching up the little hole where the umbilical cord was attached. it leaves a small smooth patch/scar just like that.
she’s still hot as hell though (Karolina Kurkova, that is)!
Jimbo | November 20, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Who cares about the belly button, she has camel toe..
ella | November 20, 2008 at 2:45 pm
@ Mal – yeah, it looks like a bad airbrush tan. that’s what they look like after a few days when they start to wash off.
Steve K | November 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Hasnt ANYONE noticed, that the girl at her right is staring down at karolina’s belly button? How do you think everyone found out???
Harry Doyle | November 20, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Isn’t that Miranda Kerr not Adriana Lima to the right??????????
either way, I’m spent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey at least she doesn't get belly button lint | November 20, 2008 at 2:50 pm
#10. Did you get your lefts and rights mixed up or do we just have the exact opposite view? The blonde on the left iis manly looking and no bag of bones she has muscle, her face is pretty but plain. The hottest girl is the one on the right with the long brown hair and I can see why someone would call her a bag of bones since she has no fat or muscle, but her body is pretty perfect IMO and so is her face(except for the cleft chin and her torso is a little long). She still way hotter than the others. Karolina Kurkova never had a pretty face so this just adds to it, she’s always been the least pretty VS model and I still maintain she may once have been called Peter, you know just like the other VS model Steve, I mean Gisele.
As forr Allessandra she has always been fugly and trannyish to me and now her belly is freakish looking, like she read somewhere (correction someone read to her) that being tanned made you look slimmer so she didn’t put any sunscreen on her belly and burned it badly.
Those runway pics were fucking fugly their skin and weird shaped boddies were just nasty, very few Supermodels are in any way worthy of that title.
lol | November 20, 2008 at 2:51 pm
lol Steve yeah she’s like wtf and keeping distance
veggi | November 20, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I had a boyfriend with a penis like that.
Deacon Jones | November 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Fucklist order (left to right)
#1,3,4, and 2. And #3 has to cry the entire time, repeating “Daddy, it hurtsss”
JJ | November 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm
F*ck the belly button, what a great set of meat knuckles between her legs!
P Gordon Shitdick | November 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm
OMG! Check out how blue that water is!
spamfighter | November 20, 2008 at 2:57 pm
#8
> God, the camel toe in enlarged picture is glorious. I’m gonna be spanking
> the monkey tonight!
thanks for the suggestion. I hadn’t thought of that.
joe camel | November 20, 2008 at 3:08 pm
CAMEL TOE!!!!!
Fernanado Narcos | November 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm
You know who else didn’t have a belly button?
Hitler,that’s who!
Oh,wait,that was a left nut.He didn’t have a left nut.
Never mind.
j0ake | November 20, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I think KK’s camel toe has a nice size, while the blonde on the left has a funny tiny one..
Doc Holiday | November 20, 2008 at 3:16 pm
When you get a “tummy tuck” the surgeon removes your belly button and replaces it with an indentation like that. WOW at 24 years old she’s already been cut. Wonder if she had a kid or just rolly polly?
bar room hero | November 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm
belly button or not, the bar room hero would hit that hard!
Tom | November 20, 2008 at 3:21 pm
That is some SERIOUSLY beautiful cameltoe!!! Makin me hungry!!
Doggy Style | November 20, 2008 at 3:24 pm
you guys are retarded, I don’t see anything but camel toes! wheres the blue water? the missing belly button? the girls faces? except you #3 (from left tor right) I’d fuck you so hard your eyes would turn brown. WTF am I the only one with this gift? I’m not from this planet am I.
Dad… Jor-el why was our planet destroyed?
havoc | November 20, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Makes you wonder if she’s got an asshole…..
Sweet meat curtains though.
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dork | November 20, 2008 at 3:29 pm
She used to work in a bar. Surgeons do that for waitresses so their customers can have the perfect belly shot. It amazes me what some women do for tips.
Sahib | November 20, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Uh, can we have a close-up of the other camel toes, please?
sameshitdifferentyear | November 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Third from the right looks like a perfect 10 from all these pics.
She’s a “bag of bones”?? I got another bone for her bag right here…
Ka-ZING!!!!!
Damn near fucking perfect, looks to be at least 5’8″ with an 18″ waist.
Kind of funny the attention of this post is all about the two-bagger, with 3 stunners all around her.
Tara | November 20, 2008 at 3:56 pm
I love how critical 19 is when he/she probably looks like complete shit.
rapelister | November 20, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Would people please be more specific about which whore they are referring to? “Third from right,” and “On her left,” and “1,3,4,2″ are confusing me.
In order of rapability (and it is a close contest):
1. Bun hair
2. Skinny tilty-head
3. Air elbows
4. Alien mega-camel
havoc | November 20, 2008 at 4:05 pm
I’ll make it easy.
I’d rail the shit outta all four of them.
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Kia | November 20, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Pretty sure that makes her an alien. She was hatched instead of born! :)
sameshitdifferentyear | November 20, 2008 at 4:17 pm
#38 as it turns out this computer-thing is really powerful for looking shit up
this info took around 1 minute 35 seconds to look up
1. far left – Doutzen Kroes – 5’10″ – Netherlands – 23 years old
2. 2nd from left – Karolina Kurkova – 5’11″ – Navel-free Double Bagger
3. 2nd from right – Oops I fucked up in #36 – Miranda Kerr – Australian – 5’9″ – part Filipino Persian & Serbian too – 25 years old
4. far right – anyone visiting TS should know
Didn’t know anything about any of them before, amazing what these dumb plastic boxes can do
Orlando Bloom is dating Miranda Kerr right now – major score Orlando, kudos. So that’s why grown-men pretend to be pirates and wear hair-extensions and shit.
Deacon Jones | November 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Let’s stick them in a locked room for a half hour with Max Hardcore and a video camera. I’d pay hundreds for the footage.
hey at least she doesn't get belly button lint | November 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm
#37. It’s funny you’re projecting your own reality on to me, it’s what all the hideous internet trolls do. The biter and angry replies like yours come from people who are so hideously ugly that they can’t imagine anyone that isn’t insanley famous being good looking. Well news flash NONE of the hottest people alive are famous, they have too much integrity for that shit. As a former male model (couldn’t stand that filthy shit world) and athlete turned business man still in the exact same peek physical shape with a wife who looks like a way hotter version of Miranda Kerr meets Mila Kunis I can say whatever the fuck I want and frankly so can anyone here. We’re all entitled to our opinions and this is the Superficial so what the fuck do you expect. Quit your bitching fatty. Go to peolpe.com if you want to be around people who will worship famous idiots just because they are told to. We come here to air out owur most superficial thoughts so get over it or leave.
Adam | November 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I don’t know about you guys but I see 4 smooth indentations altogether in that photo. . ..
I’ll be here all week folks.
Tip your waitresses.
Camel | November 20, 2008 at 4:47 pm
So THAT’S where all my toes went!
Mandi | November 20, 2008 at 4:48 pm
My dad has the same thing going on. It’s really weird.
ali | November 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm
without a doubt, my favorite angel. i <3 u, karolina kurkova
jlylec | November 20, 2008 at 4:56 pm
who the fuck cares?
Whee | November 20, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Some people have a smooth indentation instead of an “innie” or “outie”, usually due to surgery for umbilical hernia, gastroschisis, or tummy tuck.[1]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7738144.stm
Fat Chicks Suck | November 20, 2008 at 5:04 pm
#3 is damn hot – that body is near perfection.