Karma hates Tara Reid, wants to be like everyone else

September 8th, 2005 // 3 Comments

Tara_Drunk.jpgTara Reid’s designer handbag was stolen at the Spanish isle of Ibiza’s airport on Sunday. The Balenciaga handbag contained $180,000 worth of jewelry, including a Rolex watch that apparently had “sentimental value,” a detail which her publicist hopes will garner our sympathies but won’t because we’re all going to snicker self-righteously instead and here’s why:

Why is it that Tara Reid has $180,000 worth of jewelry and a Balenciaga handbag and I don’t? I would have at least kept an eye on it, and then I would have cherished the handbag and worn the jewelry and splurged on some breast implants and liposuction procedures that weren’t conducted in a back-alley and been grateful for my fame and fortune which I would have deserved. Sure, that would essentially make me a tranny with expensive taste, but so what? I’d still be more sensible and demure than Tara Reid, who, if recent history has taught us anything, probably drank her handbag. God, she did drink her handbag, didn’t she? Fess up, Reid! You drank your own handbag is a drunken stupor, didn’t you? Didn’t you, Rummy? Bah, what’s the point? She’s already passed out.


  1. Tara Reid is living proof that fame celebrity isn’t necessarily good “by definition”. There is one thing non-celebs have which almost any given celebrity would kill to have – no not privacy, nothing like that. Non-celebs still have the chance to make a first impression. Tara Reid would kill for that. And a few dozen long island ice teas.

  2. TheLusciousDeluxe

    I wouldn’t put it past this tramp to drink a handbag.

  3. Sandy

    Leave this woman alone. She is successful, beautiful, smart and hard working. It disgusts me that people have to comment and be so rude and disgusting. Quite frankly, I don’t care what she does.

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