Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity than she conveniently got this week. She just wants to wear smoking hot dresses at public appearances she could’ve never booked before and do exclusive bikini photo shoots in private, you guys. Seriously. RadarOnline reports:
“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”
And by not promoting it, she means confirming its existence to anyone who will listen. Same diff. In the meantime, Heidi’s story is now switching back to “Spencer made the whole thing up,” according to an e-mail she sent Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. TMZ reports:
“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”
So let’s see, Spencer Pratt not only stole private property but is attempting to commit extortion. Usually when those things happen you notify these people called the police. Granted, I could’ve just made that word up, or perhaps doing that would bring this whole house of cards tumbling down and TMZ will stop calling. It’s anybody’s guess, really.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Taz | August 27, 2010 at 1:44 pm
No spencer
Mr. Nice Guy | August 27, 2010 at 2:39 pm
I so hope the tape is out there soon :-) !!!
tellynn | October 26, 2010 at 9:16 am
karissa was a playmate – sure she has plenty of sextapes – with plenty of her bfs – this one is great though – toys cuffs and stuff like that
watched it at >> bit.ly/bQvdvN
so young so baaaaadass
Drew | August 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I’d totally go Amish on that ass and plow the fuck out of it.
Clark | August 27, 2010 at 1:59 pm
You mean you’re breaking up with your right hand?
Viv | August 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Whenever you guys make anal sex refrences I can’t help but wonder…you want to dip your dick in crap? and provided you have a condom…what if the girl releases some gas or some actual crap??
josh | August 27, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Then it will be even better !
Cock Dr | August 27, 2010 at 2:18 pm
They don’t care.
I'm a filthy fuck | August 27, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I use a rectal bulb syringe to admin a small enema first.
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 4:20 pm
viv, you should try the butt sex. its pretty awesome. SURPRISE BUTTSECS is even better, LOL
The MAN | August 28, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Viv,
I also do not understand the ass fetish. I go directly for the vagina and plant my seed deep there
atotalcad | August 30, 2010 at 9:09 am
Viv, that’s when she gets the Dirty Sanchez.
The O | August 27, 2010 at 1:51 pm
If there wasn’t a tape before, I think they’ve decided there will be one soon since everyone seems into it. Steve’s probably booking a mansion right now.
Burt | August 27, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Bingo!
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 1:54 pm
she has a twin sister, how come we never hear anything about her?
anon | August 27, 2010 at 2:50 pm
she’s not stupid enough to get caught up in spencer and heidi
dubba | August 27, 2010 at 1:54 pm
you know that puppet sex scene in “Team America World Police” …
the tape would probably look alot like that.
but not as hot or attractive.
and we’d all need to mute the squeeking sounds reminicent of wet rainboots on a tile floor
sokka | August 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
funny.
Heidi squeeking on a bed with that… I would fap to it!
Viv | August 27, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Of cousre there is speculation about a video that no one can see, otherwise no one would even have a clue this girl exsists
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 2:03 pm
if he in fact stole and committed extortion he faces up tp four years and $10,000
http://www.shouselaw.com/extortion.html
wonder what lindsay’s facing for kidnap and reckless endangerment..
Mike Hawke | August 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Duly noted.
Burt | August 27, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Yes, which is why it’s obviously a sham.
tin | August 27, 2010 at 2:25 pm
wtf? poor puppy – i hope peta throws some sperm all over this pretty porn barbie (will distract her for a minute cause she’ll have to wiggle around in it and lick it all off) so that they can go rescue it
Galtacticus | August 27, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I guess there’s a tape but not all of the makers do agree it’s a sex tape!
Bimbamboing | August 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Can we consider nursing puppies and kittens as a sex tape?! Maybe Heidi Montag is right this time.
krap | August 27, 2010 at 2:32 pm
This is just great, a moral disaster is on the loose again. Some loser has already posted the preview online of the sextape which was given to vivid for ‘testing’ purposes. Heidi looks like a two cent whore compared to kim in her sextape.
JRS22 | August 27, 2010 at 2:49 pm
If she doesn’t want anyone to see it then why even admit that there is a “tape”? She has to sign off on it anyway for it to be released to the public.
anonymous | August 27, 2010 at 2:53 pm
remember a couple years ago when heidi and spencer claimed to be devout christians and spouted crap about their faith? now they are trying to be full blown porn distributors.
First | August 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Ok..I’m not trying to hate but I mean ok..Her Body rocks…But this chick seems like a dumb blond future porn actress..I wonder why People even care about her..I don’t know what is with her..But to me she seems very unsympathetic to me..Just another fame hungry skank trying to extend her 15 min…And btw she had a bad Nose Job..
Looks weird to me..
cc | August 29, 2010 at 8:18 am
“Just another fame hungry skank trying to extend her 15 min”
That’s pretty much it.
On top of that without hours of hair and make-up, she’s really very plain-looking.
Chris | August 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
That first picture makes her look like she’s pooping plastic.
Anirock | August 27, 2010 at 4:48 pm
She is not pooping plastic, that’s an XL condom falling out of her rectum
tngirl | August 27, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Wow, that’s quite a gut this chick is sporting. Either she’s pregnant or she needs to stop drinking those milkshakes.
Anirock | August 27, 2010 at 4:57 pm
You’re an idiot. That’s the natural sillouette of a woman’s body and it’s constitute like that for one reason: evoques fertility.
internet janiter | August 27, 2010 at 3:55 pm
wtf is millions of milkshakes and why does every z list star seem to have some opening or some shit at this joint.??? when was the last time you went out for a fucking milkshake since you turned 12?
sobrietyisacrutch | August 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm
You know it’s bad when Tila Tequila was rejected by them.
BTW, I wonder what Karissa’s milkshake is named.
@dudeatdude: Surely you have a link to this. :)
Anirock | August 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm
This chick is a blond porn-looking ashley greene
Ari Ola | August 27, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Tape or not, neither girls is denying they like to lick clam!!!
Marcus | August 27, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Great butt!!
captain america | August 28, 2010 at 6:58 am
maybe this is karish’s way to promote herself for new cash?
…THIS BECAUSE SHE JOBLESS.
(this is very hard in the united states)
i am zia | August 28, 2010 at 9:27 am
i need grils
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELEIVE THESE CONS? LYING CUNT HOLLYWOOD IS SO SKEEZY IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT ALL HEFS GIRLFRIENDS HISTORIES ITS NOT PRETTY
deadbarbie | August 28, 2010 at 6:30 pm
What Mexican cartel is this one workin for? they are going to be bery bery bery upset when they see no dope in the condom! Falling out of her rectal cavity! Muahahahaaa! aaaaaa!
Lila | August 28, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Another blonde bimbo..what a surprise…but she is different, she has a pot belly…
Bubbles | August 30, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Looks like she’s Pregnant! Big tummy. Who cares what she’s done? Who is she? Whose baby is she carrying?
CAPlastic Surgeon | August 31, 2010 at 5:27 am
Well, i’m positive her Breast Augmentation is something most men would like to see once.
KKK | September 21, 2010 at 7:53 am
Stupid coal burning whore.