Karissa Shannon: ‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ Heidi Montag: ‘No, There Isn’t.’

August 27th, 2010 // 59 Comments

Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity than she conveniently got this week. She just wants to wear smoking hot dresses at public appearances she could’ve never booked before and do exclusive bikini photo shoots in private, you guys. Seriously. RadarOnline reports:

“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”

And by not promoting it, she means confirming its existence to anyone who will listen. Same diff. In the meantime, Heidi’s story is now switching back to “Spencer made the whole thing up,” according to an e-mail she sent Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. TMZ reports:

“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”

So let’s see, Spencer Pratt not only stole private property but is attempting to commit extortion. Usually when those things happen you notify these people called the police. Granted, I could’ve just made that word up, or perhaps doing that would bring this whole house of cards tumbling down and TMZ will stop calling. It’s anybody’s guess, really.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Taz

    No spencer

    • Mr. Nice Guy

      I so hope the tape is out there soon :-) !!!

      • tellynn

        karissa was a playmate – sure she has plenty of sextapes – with plenty of her bfs – this one is great though – toys cuffs and stuff like that

        watched it at >> bit­­­.ly/bQvd­v­N

        so young so baaaaadass

  2. Drew

    I’d totally go Amish on that ass and plow the fuck out of it.

  3. The O

    If there wasn’t a tape before, I think they’ve decided there will be one soon since everyone seems into it. Steve’s probably booking a mansion right now.

  4. Jen

    she has a twin sister, how come we never hear anything about her?

  5. dubba

    you know that puppet sex scene in “Team America World Police” …

    the tape would probably look alot like that.

    but not as hot or attractive.

    and we’d all need to mute the squeeking sounds reminicent of wet rainboots on a tile floor

  6. Viv

    Of cousre there is speculation about a video that no one can see, otherwise no one would even have a clue this girl exsists

  7. Karissa Shannon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Make a statement with your consumer dollars & stay the hell away from the local “Millions of Milkshakes” franchise.

  8. if he in fact stole and committed extortion he faces up tp four years and $10,000

    http://www.shouselaw.com/extortion.html

    wonder what lindsay’s facing for kidnap and reckless endangerment..

  9. Karissa Shannon
    Obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Much hotter than Heidi

  10. Karissa Shannon
    paco
    Commented on this photo:

    this tramp is chilli hot!!!

  11. Karissa Shannon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What a mess. Syrup swigging, ass grabbing & a very unhappy small dog.

  12. tin

    wtf? poor puppy – i hope peta throws some sperm all over this pretty porn barbie (will distract her for a minute cause she’ll have to wiggle around in it and lick it all off) so that they can go rescue it

  13. Galtacticus

    I guess there’s a tape but not all of the makers do agree it’s a sex tape!

    • Bimbamboing

      Can we consider nursing puppies and kittens as a sex tape?! Maybe Heidi Montag is right this time.

  14. This is just great, a moral disaster is on the loose again. Some loser has already posted the preview online of the sextape which was given to vivid for ‘testing’ purposes. Heidi looks like a two cent whore compared to kim in her sextape.

  15. Karissa Shannon
    lady poo poo
    Commented on this photo:

    BUTTERFACE!

  16. Karissa Shannon
    lady poo poo
    Commented on this photo:

    let me guess, they want to make a chocolate swirl together?
    dumb fags

  17. JRS22

    If she doesn’t want anyone to see it then why even admit that there is a “tape”? She has to sign off on it anyway for it to be released to the public.

  18. anonymous

    remember a couple years ago when heidi and spencer claimed to be devout christians and spouted crap about their faith? now they are trying to be full blown porn distributors.

  19. First

    Ok..I’m not trying to hate but I mean ok..Her Body rocks…But this chick seems like a dumb blond future porn actress..I wonder why People even care about her..I don’t know what is with her..But to me she seems very unsympathetic to me..Just another fame hungry skank trying to extend her 15 min…And btw she had a bad Nose Job..
    Looks weird to me..

    • cc

      “Just another fame hungry skank trying to extend her 15 min”

      That’s pretty much it.

      On top of that without hours of hair and make-up, she’s really very plain-looking.

  20. Chris

    That first picture makes her look like she’s pooping plastic.

  21. tngirl

    Wow, that’s quite a gut this chick is sporting. Either she’s pregnant or she needs to stop drinking those milkshakes.

    • Anirock

      You’re an idiot. That’s the natural sillouette of a woman’s body and it’s constitute like that for one reason: evoques fertility.

  22. internet janiter

    wtf is millions of milkshakes and why does every z list star seem to have some opening or some shit at this joint.??? when was the last time you went out for a fucking milkshake since you turned 12?

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      You know it’s bad when Tila Tequila was rejected by them.
      BTW, I wonder what Karissa’s milkshake is named.
      @dudeatdude: Surely you have a link to this. :)

  23. Karissa Shannon
    dk
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, this girl needs a whole plethora of surgeries, whytf would you take pictures of this…

  24. Anirock

    This chick is a blond porn-looking ashley greene

  25. Ari Ola

    Tape or not, neither girls is denying they like to lick clam!!!

  26. Marcus

    Great butt!!

  27. Karissa Shannon
    Awkward...
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone still has a couple of condoms hanging out of her ass in picture #1. I hate it when that happens!

  28. Karissa Shannon
    arzach
    Commented on this photo:

    Karissa is worth watching , Loser Barbie is not.
    That sex tape is probably the same as is Karissa makes a sex tape of herself with a plastic doll… hmmm, that could be even more interesting.

  29. Karissa Shannon
    ldub
    Commented on this photo:

    First?!

  30. captain america

    maybe this is karish’s way to promote herself for new cash?
    …THIS BECAUSE SHE JOBLESS.

    (this is very hard in the united states)

  31. i am zia

    i need grils

  32. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELEIVE THESE CONS? LYING CUNT HOLLYWOOD IS SO SKEEZY IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT ALL HEFS GIRLFRIENDS HISTORIES ITS NOT PRETTY

  33. What Mexican cartel is this one workin for? they are going to be bery bery bery upset when they see no dope in the condom! Falling out of her rectal cavity! Muahahahaaa! aaaaaa!

  34. Lila

    Another blonde bimbo..what a surprise…but she is different, she has a pot belly…

  35. Karissa Shannon
    Leia S.
    Commented on this photo:

    who is this chick?!

  36. Karissa Shannon
    Nay
    Commented on this photo:

    A few facts

    1. She’s stupid
    2. She’s vulgar
    3. She makes us women feel degraded
    4. She’s sooo damn HOT I could f-ing lick her up and down
    5. Yes, I’m a hypocrit lesbian

  37. Bubbles

    Looks like she’s Pregnant! Big tummy. Who cares what she’s done? Who is she? Whose baby is she carrying?

  38. CAPlastic Surgeon

    Well, i’m positive her Breast Augmentation is something most men would like to see once.

  39. KKK

    Stupid coal burning whore.

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