Karissa Shannon: ‘There’s a Sex Tape.’ Heidi Montag: ‘No, There Isn’t.’

The Superficial / August 27, 2010

Seen here at Millions of Milkshakes, Karissa Shannon not only confirmed that place will literally give anyone off the street their own milkshake, but also that the sex tape she made with Heidi Montag is very real and she doesn’t want anyone to see it because that would just result in even more publicity than she conveniently got this week. She just wants to wear smoking hot dresses at public appearances she could’ve never booked before and do exclusive bikini photo shoots in private, you guys. Seriously. RadarOnline reports:

“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”

And by not promoting it, she means confirming its existence to anyone who will listen. Same diff. In the meantime, Heidi’s story is now switching back to “Spencer made the whole thing up,” according to an e-mail she sent Vivid’s Steve Hirsch. TMZ reports:

“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”

So let’s see, Spencer Pratt not only stole private property but is attempting to commit extortion. Usually when those things happen you notify these people called the police. Granted, I could’ve just made that word up, or perhaps doing that would bring this whole house of cards tumbling down and TMZ will stop calling. It’s anybody’s guess, really.

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