Karissa Shannon Probably Didn’t Sign Off On This One

March 3rd, 2011 // 66 Comments

Here’s Karissa Shannon walking out of Starbucks yesterday where the paparazzi she has on standby were waiting per their agreement. Except this time around they either didn’t let her “pick” the shots – A thank you thank you. – or she realized these things are looking less and less candid and decided to take action. Granted, I’m probably giving her way too much credit and she more than likely forgot the cameras were there immediately after waving to them. “Hiiiii! — Hey, where’d this coffee come from? Oh my Lord a Negro!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. I know Starbucks can get spendy but; I’m sure if she asked nicely Sam would’ve taken her to McDonalds for the dollar menu.

  2. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Look, a slut with a cunt, you choose which is which. There both fucking LOSERS!!

  3. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    LOL at his hipster joo scarf

  4. Heyzeus Hosay

    she’s got great legs…

  5. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
    ad naseum
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    Oh No I think they are taking pictures. How will I sneak this one into my mouth.

  6. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    She must be thinking, you can see the smoke coming from her head……

  7. Matcher

    She could pee on me while she picks her nose.

    • "Nosy" Things To Talk About

      I’d just love to do the same thing to you, free of charge! This showster whore I’ve never heard of and would rather see PAMELA ANDERSON’S grotesque pussy with no lips and hideous helium balloons!!!

    • Johnny Cage

      I’m proud of you Matcher. We must have been separated at birth.

  8. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
    still hit it
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    got to wonder how charlie missed this “winner”

  9. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    WTF! He is all bundled up tight and she is the one in shorts and a t-shirt.
    What a pussy, Sam, that is.

  10. Lovemypussyhairthick

    I know that pussy hair is brown.

  11. Johnny Cage

    Wtf is she doing that for? I kept telling her to just blow her nose my face. Silly girl.

  12. the captain

    believe it or not: SHE TRIED TO SNORE COFFEE!!

  13. I’d eat the booger.

    Y’all are jealous of dude. I know I am. Shouldn’t hate though, not cool.

  14. cc

    Jokes on her…she flicked it and it landed in her latte.

  15. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Go ahead and join the Intifada. Mind if I wipe my fingers on your scarf?

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  17. Pic 5. Those long legs have me enchanted. Maybe it’s the boobs.

  18. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    He couldn’t possibly still be living off Smallville bucks….what the hell is “Pete” doing for cash these days???

  19. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Dig for dat rascal! Dig dat rascal outta der!

  20. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Who is this nose mining skank? And why the fuck do we care? – other than she would look pretty good on all fours with a meat-stick buried in both ends.

  21. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Nith sphhcarf sugar … looks like you mugged my grandma – or is that a table cloth?

  22. Karissa Shannon Nose Pick
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    Lookin’ at the eyebrows – I sorta doubt the curtains match the carpet …

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