Karissa Shannon in a Bikini and Other News

June 1st, 2011 // 55 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Jessica Alba’s in the Spy Kids 4 trailer because her career is awesome. [TooFab]

- Justin Timberlake hasn’t spoken to Britney Spears in a decade. [Popeater]

- Jane Lynch is the poor man’s Ricky Gervais, but less lesbiany. [Huffington Post]

- Kim Zolciak gave birth to a son and named him something stupid. [Dlisted]

- Donald Sutherland cast as President Snow in The Hunger Games. [Lainey Gossip]

- You don’t have to sit through the credits of X-Men: First Class. [FilmDrunk]

- Holly Madison‘s side-boob helps detract from whatever is going on with her face here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- But Kate Upton doesn’t need to detract from anything. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Douchebags: Now available outside of New Jersey. [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is already cheating on Scarlett Johansson. [Celebslam]

- Avril Lavigne handles stress well. [IDLYITW]

- Miley Cyrus doesn’t realize that this kind of underwear isn’t sexy or risque unless you’re on a middle school sleep-over trip. [Popoholic]

- Jay-Z is so excited because he realizes how rich this track is about to make him. Wait. [BuzzFeed]

- NFL Lockout Player Odd Jobs: Sorry Big Ben, Rape Academy Instructor is not an actual occupation. [Bleacher Report]

- 2011 Dads And Grads Gift Guide [Maxim]

- Lauren Conrad on how The Hills was too ‘highbrow’ for MTV. No, seriously. [TooFab]

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  1. God is Black

    Please remind me who she is as I recall did see do a porn tape like all the douche celebrities these days?It was with a Brother?

  2. God is Black

    she

  3. Cock Dr

    She should just do porn already.
    Wait, she’s released a sex tape already. Ok, nothing left to see here except more of her bleached blonde bimbo shots.

    • Dan

      Agreed… I have never heard her talk, but I am sure the fantasy would be completely ruined for me once she opened her mouth.

  4. what?

    lauren conrad wasn’t talking about the hills. she was referring to new show based on her launching her fashion line that was supposed to be on mtv.

  5. RoboZombie

    Pic #5…better see a doctor about that.

  6. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Too bad she vandalized a very nice keister with all that ink.

  7. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t look too happy about going into the water.
    For her the beach is for posing & nothing else.

  8. kimmykimkim

    Everything is ok (except for that walmart bikini) until u look at the hair. Note to white people: U look fucking stupid with corn rows. Period.

  9. I watched her porn movie. I got bored and turned it off. I NEVER turn off porn…make of this what you will.

    • Honestly

      You come across as a freaking racist there are black people who visit this site too. As for why you turned off the porn. your sexuality is your business.

      • If race is the only reason you can think of why someone might be bored with her porn video, then you have a SERIOUS race hangup. Don’t project onto other people.

      • massa

        Shut up and get back to working the drive thru window Toby!! You know your place boy.

      • Brooke

        Whoa there, an uncalled for cry of racism. On this site!? Oh yeah, that’s a daily occurrence here. I think race was the last thing on my mind when I read mcfeely’s comment… Honestly needs to chillax.

    • TomFrank

      I think Honestly was responding both to this post and McFeely’s “Note to black people: You look fucking stupid with corn rows too” comment above. But it’s still not racist, since it was intended to augment that OP’s “Note to white people…” comment. All he was saying is, “Cornrows are stupid, no matter what race you are.”

      I still point to Bo Derek in disagreement, though. *looks for her ranking on my list of Republican fantasy bangs*

  10. sean penn cheating on scarlett? shocker, another political hack with ‘boomeritis’ (great book!)

  11. rough smacked

    There’s a pair of impeding greasy hands missing. Is someone locked up already?

  12. truth

    Not a 10.

  13. Ze German

    I don’t know this chick so I’m not sure where all the negative comments and hate is coming from but based on these photo’s I’d fuck her.

  14. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    Ho derek

  15. Az

    Albino Predator

  16. CoCo

    Bo Derek?

  17. UnholyKrep

    Wow, just like a newer version of Bo Derek.

    Only completely derivative, not built nearly as well, and wearing mall cart makeup.

    Other than that- spittin’ image.

  18. Venom

    She makes a decent porn even though she likes to fuck ugly nasty midget trolls.
    I assume since her troll boyfriend is going to prison, Lil Wayne is going to be the obvious next troll boyfriend.

    She is reasonably cute and if she got a proper A list boyfriend she could probably actually have some sort of career.

  19. Wonder where she’ll be when she’s 40? If she’s lucky, divorced from Lorenzo Lamas, living off of that Knots Landing money and straight to DVD money.

  20. misterfister

    She looks like a cum dumpster

  21. TomFrank

    By the way, the video in the BuzzFeed link has already been removed.

  22. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Mihoshi
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s what ballgags are for :D

  23. cc

    Ah yes, cornrows…I was worried she’d run out of ways to make herself look trashy. Trashing with a nice ass mind you.

  24. dontlooknow

    Miley Cyrus is a dipshit.

  25. Brooke

    I hate stupid Avril, who looks like she blew her nose in her hair these days. And actually, Lauren Conrad was saying her new reality show idea was turned down for being highbrow, aka for not having her get drunk and punch people. And while I hate to defend her, she’s probably right when it comes to MTV’s current standards.

  26. Arzach

    Karissa Shannon, whore, stupid, with an annoying douchebag boyfriend, but she’s freaking hot!

  27. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Brad Hallston
    Commented on this photo:

    I always like a little reading material when I’m eating an asshole

  28. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    300-MANDENSCHEID
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet those hair beets looks diggin. Her body been toning up very well, always nice ass too.

  29. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Never leave home without your raccoon eyes.

  30. the captain

    pst: SHE HATES SPROUT FOR DINNER, folks!!

  31. anonym

    her face is meh.

    and you can tell she’d rather be black……. with those cornrows

  32. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    k333ly
    Commented on this photo:

    her bikini says ‘fuck’!

  33. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Ass Fetish Hitler
    Commented on this photo:

    I approve!

  34. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Azad
    Commented on this photo:

    So beautiful and nice

  35. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    DKK
    Commented on this photo:

    Very nice!

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