Karissa Shannon in a Bikini and Other News

By: Photo Boy / June 1, 2011

Posted by Photo Boy

Jessica Alba’s in the Spy Kids 4 trailer because her career is awesome. [TooFab]

- Justin Timberlake hasn’t spoken to Britney Spears in a decade. [Popeater]

- Jane Lynch is the poor man’s Ricky Gervais, but less lesbiany. [Huffington Post]

- Kim Zolciak gave birth to a son and named him something stupid. [Dlisted]

- Donald Sutherland cast as President Snow in The Hunger Games. [Lainey Gossip]

– You don’t have to sit through the credits of X-Men: First Class. [FilmDrunk]

- Holly Madison‘s side-boob helps detract from whatever is going on with her face here. [Hollywood Tuna]

– But Kate Upton doesn’t need to detract from anything. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Douchebags: Now available outside of New Jersey. [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is already cheating on Scarlett Johansson. [Celebslam]

- Avril Lavigne handles stress well. [IDLYITW]

- Miley Cyrus doesn’t realize that this kind of underwear isn’t sexy or risque unless you’re on a middle school sleep-over trip. [Popoholic]

- Jay-Z is so excited because he realizes how rich this track is about to make him. Wait. [BuzzFeed]

- NFL Lockout Player Odd Jobs: Sorry Big Ben, Rape Academy Instructor is not an actual occupation. [Bleacher Report]

- 2011 Dads And Grads Gift Guide [Maxim]

- Lauren Conrad on how The Hills was too ‘highbrow’ for MTV. No, seriously. [TooFab]

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