Karissa Shannon in a Bikini

The Superficial / February 24, 2011

We’ve dealt with some pretty heavy topics this morning: Charlie Sheen’s mind-control powers, Amber Portwood naked and Kanye being extorted vis a vis his own ejaculate. So here’s Karissa Shannon in a bikini to lighten the mood before I essentially combine all those topics together and post about Kacey Jordan claiming a man “spiritually adopted” her aborted baby. (Oh, yeah, that’s happening.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News