We’ve dealt with some pretty heavy topics this morning: Charlie Sheen’s mind-control powers, Amber Portwood naked and Kanye being extorted vis a vis his own ejaculate. So here’s Karissa Shannon in a bikini to lighten the mood before I essentially combine all those topics together and post about Kacey Jordan claiming a man “spiritually adopted” her aborted baby. (Oh, yeah, that’s happening.)
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Wow, that girl looks really beautiful. Her body looks natural and healthy. Good for her!
Nothing natural about those my friend.
i would wait until she has diahorrhea and then rape her butt six ways from sunday
Funny Sam Jones said that exact same thing regarding you.
why do white people say the most disturbing things?
she’s got a nice turd-cutter, that’s about it. nice WHITE hair, ya dumb cunt.
Well done
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Why does she remind me of she-hulk?
it’s the bleach and generic look im blonde and in a bikini im so great look
There must be a flat tire somewhere nearby, hence the swim suit.
haha ! x
She actually looks better than usual.
Isn’t that wannabe thug in fucking jail yet?
That’s what I was thinking too. She actually looks quite pretty in the fake, generic blonde kind of way. How the hell did she pull that off?
Wow, she looks freaking incredible here!!! Must be off the drugs and out from under the influence of Montag and her illigitimate husband Pratt.
I like the way you activate your hips and push your ass out!
i agree 100% Pac. makes me wanna suck on her asshole…
got I_Piss_Excellence wantin it so bad I’m about to pass out.
Perfect
she’s sucking in like nobody’s business…
I was she sucking in me!
I mean, I wish she was sucking in me. It’s been a long day.
First it was brittney’s pregnant ass, then amber’s fat ass, now this chick. It must be white trash thursday. Naw seriously, I would fuck this chick on the hood of that car.
I would fuck that girl on top of my wife!
I would fuck her ontop of your wife too!!!
I would fuck that girl on top of your wife on top of mine.
I would bring you guys water, mints, lube, cocktails, but keeps your filthy paws to yourself. ( you will be begging me..rofl. I am tricky)
With her bending over like she is, ‘posing’ for the camera… I’d pack her poopChute without hesitation. Karissa call me, and we’ll put that nicely rounded posterior portion of your body to some good use. You know you like the butt-lovin’…
Bottle blond hair + breast job = generic, California stripper-skank
Next!
Agreed, so dime a dozen
To bad you only have a nickel
She’s nothing special.
pic 4 – who knew the bruthas had such good taste in purses?? Holla!
Were these pics taken is So Cal? It is colder than shit here. Nobody is going to the beach right now. So what the hell is this chick doing in a bikini in Malibu right now? This has to be staged…
Don’t get me wrong, I am not objecting to the pics, I just wish someone would have gotten a picture of her tits
Click on her name and check out the other posts…all her shit is staged. She’s trying so hard to be heidi/KK/paris
Well she went there with her boyfriend, so maybe they were there to set up shop, or make a purchase.
I had a dream I had my entire forearm in her colon while she writhed in orgasmic exstacy. She climaxed 4 times before passing out.
While the drugs are a big mistake, Sheen sure has good taste women. She is hot as hell.
Fish, did you “Photoshop” these or buy them already done? I only ask because the person who did the photoshop work must be really exceptional to make Karissa look this much like a real person and not a blowup sex doll!
And that jumped up and down on Hugh Hefner’s….
now that’s a meaty ass you can hold on to and never let go!!!
Wow. What a fat, disgusting, pig.
I know, right. Total slam pig.
she’s thinking, “I hope they can see my asshole.”
mmmmmm
If she had real boobs, she’d be PERFECT. Tiny titties are fun too
Karissa’s thighs also qualify as a “pretty heavy topic”.
He’s going to have to let go of that meaty ass, and hold on tight to the prison bars when he’s taking a meaty floppy penis up his poop loop
You know that bag is full of magazines…
Yaaaa balla, u so coo’
She looks completely different since she hooked up with Hugh Heftner. She must have had a lot of work done and some new teeth, I’m guessin’.
This woman has a twin! They touch ring fingers and their wonder-twin powers activate.
Karissa: “Shape of… A WHORE!”
Kristina: “Form of… A CUM SLUT!”
looks like she has a pet chimpanzee in one of those photos.
she must have extremely low self-esteem to resort to beastiality. It’s a shame that someone would think so lowly of themselves that they would think they weren’t good enough for a human, and would take up with a primate. Her parents must be devastated. I’m going to book her on my show, this seems to be an epidemic.
You need a hug.
Cute face. I believe she has beef curtains.
Isn’t “Smallville The Blacker” supposed to be in jail?
I’m a chick, and I’d do her. Yeah, her hair’s too blonde, but her body is slammin. I’d move that hand and suck on her probably perfect nipples!
Please continue…
Well…I’m a little handsy…one might accidentally go into her bikini bottoms, oops! I bet her fake orgasm would still give me a real one, b/c she’s so fcking hot. meow.
nomininity, good use of the “i’m a chick and i’d do her aren’t i so sexy” tactic. but you’re probably gross, and this girl wouldn’t let those perfect nips anywhere near your sorry ass.
This photos would be great without the douche, but I understand… he has to make up for the time he’s going to be the bitch of a 6’10″ “boyfriend” in jail.
I could buttfuck her all night long.
Black eyebrows and white blonde hair. Retard looking boyfriend too. Such class.
+1
A sh!t-skinned boyfriend = she’s cheaper than a whore
This girl is gorgeous!
I didn’t know she was dating a brother. She’s completely ruined now, she’ll never be happy with white meat.
these twins were made from head to toe they look nothing like those dumb blondes that lived in the playboy mansion, they had no ass, no tits and nose job is evidently.
so fake.
looks like they’re doing a commercial for Mercedes benz
Hef should have married her – way hotter than the Crystal lady!
Wigger. :P
Just waitin’ for a tire to go flat.
…And that, my friends, is where beach crabs come from.
He’s going to have to let go of that meaty ass, and hold on tight to the prison bars when he’s taking a meaty floppy penis up his poop loop
women around L.S. got a pretty easy life:
- BE SLIM
- WEAR A BIKINI
- TRY TO LOOK HORNY
and these thing will help atract rich old men & paparazzi……….
(you don’t need a job any longer)
Did she take her pet monkey out for the day for being such a good monkey while it watched her change her own tire?
I would still taste all of her womanly plastic, but I would not brag about it afterward.
This girl is pretty.. however I do not think she will ever hear the words.. “and the Academy Award goes to…” because of her tramp stamp and pimp manager with the Louis Vuitton bag.. Gook luck though!
Do women actually like the asshole licked? Cuz this butt is begging me to rim it.
Damn, have to admit, she has a perfect body. wow