Karissa Shannon in a Bikini

February 24th, 2011 // 87 Comments

We’ve dealt with some pretty heavy topics this morning: Charlie Sheen’s mind-control powers, Amber Portwood naked and Kanye being extorted vis a vis his own ejaculate. So here’s Karissa Shannon in a bikini to lighten the mood before I essentially combine all those topics together and post about Kacey Jordan claiming a man “spiritually adopted” her aborted baby. (Oh, yeah, that’s happening.)

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. IreneWienne

    Wow, that girl looks really beautiful. Her body looks natural and healthy. Good for her!

  2. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s got a nice turd-cutter, that’s about it. nice WHITE hair, ya dumb cunt.

  3. N

    Why does she remind me of she-hulk?

  4. There must be a flat tire somewhere nearby, hence the swim suit.

  5. Deacon Jones

    She actually looks better than usual.

    Isn’t that wannabe thug in fucking jail yet?

    • cc

      That’s what I was thinking too. She actually looks quite pretty in the fake, generic blonde kind of way. How the hell did she pull that off?

  6. Wow, she looks freaking incredible here!!! Must be off the drugs and out from under the influence of Montag and her illigitimate husband Pratt.

  7. 2pac

    I like the way you activate your hips and push your ass out!

  8. SIN


  9. Bill

    she’s sucking in like nobody’s business…

  10. First it was brittney’s pregnant ass, then amber’s fat ass, now this chick. It must be white trash thursday. Naw seriously, I would fuck this chick on the hood of that car.

  11. Rancid

    Bottle blond hair + breast job = generic, California stripper-skank


  12. sole patrol

    pic 4 – who knew the bruthas had such good taste in purses?? Holla!

  13. Jimbo

    Were these pics taken is So Cal? It is colder than shit here. Nobody is going to the beach right now. So what the hell is this chick doing in a bikini in Malibu right now? This has to be staged…

  14. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I had a dream I had my entire forearm in her colon while she writhed in orgasmic exstacy. She climaxed 4 times before passing out.

  15. dan

    While the drugs are a big mistake, Sheen sure has good taste women. She is hot as hell.

  16. babooda

    Fish, did you “Photoshop” these or buy them already done? I only ask because the person who did the photoshop work must be really exceptional to make Karissa look this much like a real person and not a blowup sex doll!

  17. LJ

    And that jumped up and down on Hugh Hefner’s….

  18. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    now that’s a meaty ass you can hold on to and never let go!!!

  19. Wow. What a fat, disgusting, pig.

  20. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s thinking, “I hope they can see my asshole.”

  21. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Hugh Gentry
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  22. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    If she had real boobs, she’d be PERFECT. Tiny titties are fun too

  23. Karissa’s thighs also qualify as a “pretty heavy topic”.

  24. Karissa Shannon Bikini
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    He’s going to have to let go of that meaty ass, and hold on tight to the prison bars when he’s taking a meaty floppy penis up his poop loop

  25. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that bag is full of magazines…

  26. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Yaaaa balla, u so coo’

  27. zilly

    She looks completely different since she hooked up with Hugh Heftner. She must have had a lot of work done and some new teeth, I’m guessin’.

  28. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman has a twin! They touch ring fingers and their wonder-twin powers activate.

    Karissa: “Shape of… A WHORE!”

    Kristina: “Form of… A CUM SLUT!”

  29. Bootlips

    looks like she has a pet chimpanzee in one of those photos.

  30. Dr Phil

    she must have extremely low self-esteem to resort to beastiality. It’s a shame that someone would think so lowly of themselves that they would think they weren’t good enough for a human, and would take up with a primate. Her parents must be devastated. I’m going to book her on my show, this seems to be an epidemic.

  31. Talk Hard

    Cute face. I believe she has beef curtains.

  32. Ze German

    Isn’t “Smallville The Blacker” supposed to be in jail?

  33. nomininity

    I’m a chick, and I’d do her. Yeah, her hair’s too blonde, but her body is slammin. I’d move that hand and suck on her probably perfect nipples!

    • Ze German

      Please continue…

      • nomininity

        Well…I’m a little handsy…one might accidentally go into her bikini bottoms, oops! I bet her fake orgasm would still give me a real one, b/c she’s so fcking hot. meow.

      • c

        nomininity, good use of the “i’m a chick and i’d do her aren’t i so sexy” tactic. but you’re probably gross, and this girl wouldn’t let those perfect nips anywhere near your sorry ass.

  34. Arzach

    This photos would be great without the douche, but I understand… he has to make up for the time he’s going to be the bitch of a 6’10″ “boyfriend” in jail.

  35. Parker

    I could buttfuck her all night long.

  36. Jackwad

    Black eyebrows and white blonde hair. Retard looking boyfriend too. Such class.

  37. Karissa Shannon Bikini
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    This girl is gorgeous!

  38. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Oh for Christ's sake
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know she was dating a brother. She’s completely ruined now, she’ll never be happy with white meat.

  39. Karissa Shannon Bikini
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    these twins were made from head to toe they look nothing like those dumb blondes that lived in the playboy mansion, they had no ass, no tits and nose job is evidently.

  40. anonym

    so fake.

    looks like they’re doing a commercial for Mercedes benz

  41. Karissa Shannon Bikini
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    Hef should have married her – way hotter than the Crystal lady!

  42. That Guy

    Wigger. :P

  43. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Just waitin’ for a tire to go flat.

  44. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    …And that, my friends, is where beach crabs come from.

  45. Ed

    He’s going to have to let go of that meaty ass, and hold on tight to the prison bars when he’s taking a meaty floppy penis up his poop loop

  46. me

    women around L.S. got a pretty easy life:
    - BE SLIM

    and these thing will help atract rich old men & paparazzi……….
    (you don’t need a job any longer)

  47. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Normal Male
    Commented on this photo:

    Did she take her pet monkey out for the day for being such a good monkey while it watched her change her own tire?

  48. I would still taste all of her womanly plastic, but I would not brag about it afterward.

  49. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    This girl is pretty.. however I do not think she will ever hear the words.. “and the Academy Award goes to…” because of her tramp stamp and pimp manager with the Louis Vuitton bag.. Gook luck though!

  50. Ray's Sister

    Do women actually like the asshole licked? Cuz this butt is begging me to rim it.

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