Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

[Ed. Note: Just a heads up, Photo Boy has been writing these link posts for months now, so just assume it’s him from here on out. – SW]

- Kid Rock will be the next victim of a Comedy Central roast. [Popeater]

- Looks like Jodie Foster should have gone with that re-write where they torture the beaver puppet to death for 2 hours. [Huffington Post]

- Meredith Viera will be replaced by Anne Curry. [Dlisted]

- Cheryl Cole gets “Americanized” for X Factor. Looks like they nailed it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marisa Miller also in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Holmes’ cleavage clearly makes Tom Cruise nervous. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Which means this gallery is his worst nightmare. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton is in black and white. Still amazing. [IDLYITW]

- And Bar Refaeli is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Nick Hogan is an idiot. [The Fab Life]

- Victoria Beckham’s baby shower looks like it was pretty shitty. (See what I did there?) [Amy Grindhouse]

- This is why teachers truly are heroes and we are all truly fucked. [BuzzFeed]

- My Humps: Meet The Beautiful Queens Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee [Bossip]

- Why Hot Chicks Let Athletes Bang Them: A retrospective. [Bleacher Report]

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