Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again and Other News

May 9th, 2011 // 40 Comments

[Ed. Note: Just a heads up, Photo Boy has been writing these link posts for months now, so just assume it's him from here on out. - SW]

- Kid Rock will be the next victim of a Comedy Central roast. [Popeater]

- Looks like Jodie Foster should have gone with that re-write where they torture the beaver puppet to death for 2 hours. [Huffington Post]

- Meredith Viera will be replaced by Anne Curry. [Dlisted]

- Cheryl Cole gets “Americanized” for X Factor. Looks like they nailed it. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marisa Miller also in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Katie Holmes‘ cleavage clearly makes Tom Cruise nervous. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Which means this gallery is his worst nightmare. [theCHIVE]

- Kate Upton is in black and white. Still amazing. [IDLYITW]

- And Bar Refaeli is in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Nick Hogan is an idiot. [The Fab Life]

- Victoria Beckham‘s baby shower looks like it was pretty shitty. (See what I did there?) [Amy Grindhouse]

- This is why teachers truly are heroes and we are all truly fucked. [BuzzFeed]

- My Humps: Meet The Beautiful Queens Of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee [Bossip]

- Why Hot Chicks Let Athletes Bang Them: A retrospective. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. TomFrank

    Photo Boy’s been writing these link posts all along? Then how come when you’re here, Fish, the link post descriptions are précis, but last week, an individual description could and did go on for as many as four lines?

    Not complaining, just saying.

  2. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nose job from a mile away.

  3. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Micheal Jackson finally looks how he always wanted to.

  4. Chico


  5. Drew

    I love you Photo Boy. More fame whoring sluts in bikini’s please (not sarcasm)

  6. Deacon Jones

    God do I hate this women.

    She reminds me so much of my ex, a fellow fame whore, so much I can’t help but despise her. You could take a piss on her face and if there was a camera there, she’d be smiling right into it.

    • Ron Burgundy

      So what you’re saying is she’s into golden showers?

      • Deacon Jones

        Yeah, the whole “degradation” thing, she was a freak. Personal trainer at a J&J facility. If they only knew…

        We were having dinner one night and she mentioned marriage and I about spit my drink out right there laughing. Sooooo, you want me to piss on you, and then you’re talking about marriage the next day, what’s wrong with this picture?? lol

    • Freaky

      Yeah, I don’t think you were taking advantage of that situation as much as you should have.
      1. Hire a bum to pose as a pap
      2. Instruct him to snap pix while you piss in her face
      3. ???
      4. WIN!

    • Anya

      Was your ex kim kardashian?

  7. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Ron Burgundy
    Commented on this photo:

    aaaaaaand tramp stamp.

  8. Cock Dr

    Shouldn’t that boyfriend be in jail by now?

  9. Karissa Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Commented on this photo:

    One of these asses is about to get pounded. But probably not the one you think it is.

  10. Everyday, there are posts of women who have had Hef’s fingers in them, or as I like to call them, Hef’s bowling balls. You go, Grampa!

  11. TomFrank

    YSL must stand for “You Suck, Lookitme!”

  12. marie

    Looks like her nipple is lightening LOL

  13. Nik

    she got really fit! to bad her tits got smaller…

  14. Karissa Shannon Bikini
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    You could calibrate scientific instruments with that ass.

  15. Chase

    God I would eat her poops all day long

  16. Karissa Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
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    Oh wow, another blonde white girl with a black guy, how fucking original. Makes me sick.

  17. spookyfish

    Why do these old man ball loving girls insist on wearing makeup to the beach? It’s stupid.

  18. How has all of her overprocessed, overbleached hair not fallen out? It looks like it would crumble to pieces with one touch.

  19. Keyser Ballsy

    I need to see her tape to see if the rug matches.

  20. Karissa Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Raymond Siste
    Commented on this photo:

    Always sad when we lose one to the dark side or a Homer.

  21. Karissa Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    An obvious “I take it in the ass” girl.

  22. IntelligentAsFellasGet

    I like her she’s so freaking sexy, especially the fact that she loves black cock.

  23. Brooke

    I like the inclusion of the itty bitty titties! I don’t know why (Tila Tequila cough cough) but in the last five years or so (cough cough Brooke Hogan) I’ve been really digging naturally small-breasted chicks (Christina Aguilera hack) over D cupped girls (Heidi Montag wheeze cough). Not sure what turned me away from large breasts… (COCOCOCOCOCOCO)

  24. the captain

    did you ever visit california beaches?

    so when you’re slim you’re seen as a celebrity over there!!

  25. “Samuel? Oh, Samuel… that speedboat you were awaiting approaches from the south. I’ll show them to the dock and prepare the caviar and Bellinis.”

  26. anonym

    enough of this ordinary looking fake titty chick.

    what is the fascination with her?

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