WTF is wrong with that guy… with a hot ass like that and he’s reading a magazine

he has seen her naked, he doesn’t need to stare anymore

Goofy Troll.

I love it when the airbrushed playmates get caught with no photoshop around. she’s workn some cottage cheese on the back of them legs.

Hef should keep the R-WORDED N-WORDS out of the Mansion !

What the shit? Voodoo, that’s the only explanation.

Is it me, or does this look like an interracial Heidi & Spencer. He’s faking reading Fortune while his hoe-bag bottle blonde nymph writhes around for the camera, as if he was even fucking rich. You know that Smallville money only bought so much hookers and coke. Now he has to pimp out Hef’s leftovers. Fuck ‘em both. Next…

boner achieved.