Karissa Shannon Always Tans Like This

August 19th, 2010 // 136 Comments

Here’s Playmate Karissa Shannon at the Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and I don’t know how I missed this, but she’s dating Sam Jones III, the guy who played Pete Ross on Smallville before being written off after only three seasons? Jesus. That can’t help to prove he’s not the secret oxycodone king of Hollywood.

D.A.: Would you care to explain to the court how you scored a Playmate that used to live in a mansion with Hugh Hefner?
SAM: She liked that episode where I had a crush on Chloe but she only had eyes for Clark?
D.A.: ….
SAM: I’ll go lock myself in the cell now.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. Karissa Shannon
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    He’s learning how much money its going to cost him to be with her.

  2. Lovethickpubichair

    Boy is the jelousy dripping out of the mouths of losers.

    • bitingontinfoil

      @lovethickpubichair That’s not jealousy, it’s vomit at watching a “woman” debase herself for the sole purpose of getting attention.

  3. Karissa Shannon
    guy rossissi
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    What?! No racist comments cause a brother is tagging a blonde?

    You’ve changed internet!!!!

  4. JustSomeDude

    Why in all of god’s creation is that brother reading FORTUNE magazine with a hot blonde laying next to him?!

    I guess the future of Google is more important. hrmz.

  5. Karissa Shannon
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
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    What the shit? Voodoo, that’s the only explanation.

  6. Karissa Shannon
    The MAN
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    Is that her butler?

  7. Karissa Shannon
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    Disgusting. Not because he’s black but because he’s a dork!

  8. Karissa Shannon
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    Is it me, or does this look like an interracial Heidi & Spencer. He’s faking reading Fortune while his hoe-bag bottle blonde nymph writhes around for the camera, as if he was even fucking rich. You know that Smallville money only bought so much hookers and coke. Now he has to pimp out Hef’s leftovers. Fuck ‘em both. Next…

  9. giz

    hahahhahahaha Pete Ross.

  10. Karissa Shannon
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    Well obviously my man is a human tripod where as Hefner has to take some blue pills and pump his dusty friend to get some mummy action.

  11. Darrin

    Too bad – the Obama factor ruins another one.

  12. Rhialto

    To avoid dripping,this is clearly the best position to put suntan lotion on anybody’s back.

  13. Gando

    Damn! Is that dude reading a book!?

  14. captain america

    well, this is a nice coïncidence.
    …………MY SISTER TOO!!

  15. stevebeagle

    ehh, another skanky coal burner.
    once you go black,, stay there.

  16. Karissa Shannon
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    That kiss looks as real as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie’s kiss. He really does look like a dork, nh! :)

  17. Rough sexy

    Hollyyyy! That’s one of the (googled) twins. Yeah, she’s pretty

  18. Rough sexy

    Hef. losing all his bitches. Whats going on with the worlds “grooviest” pimp…

  19. Karissa Shannon
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    Is that Gary Coleman?

  20. Karissa Shannon
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    Because getting an even tan is important when you’re wearing a bathing suit like that. I’m guessing she was mauled by wolverines?

  21. Karissa Shannon
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    She is HOTT, but her bathing suit is stupid..Don’t worry this relationship won’t last long..

  22. midgetporn


  23. Karissa Shannon
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    As far as i know the playboy twins had no ass and their faces look quite different aswell, plastic surgeon did a good job i guess?………

  24. Karissa Shannon
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    boner achieved.

  25. Karissa Shannon
    Offender ID #: 1027820
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    Of course the brother prefers white women.

    Doesn’t everyone?

  26. Karissa Shannon
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    I wish that dink next to her was not uglying up the pics. What kind of dingaling is that guy anyways reading a dumb magazine when he coulda been staring at her instead.

  27. Linds

    wtf is she doing? i mean, seriously, i want to know what she is doing.
    also that bathing suit is stupid. and she should know that she is powerless (see: man casually reading magazine, not paying attention to her) without her twin.

  28. stinky mcpoop

    I thought Gary Coleman was dead? I’m confused.

  29. Karissa Shannon
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    He’s not staring at her because she’s attentionwhoring it up for the camera. And he thinks she’s a dumbass so he’s reading instead.

  30. Karissa Shannon
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    He’s so not into her. Which is great because he’s an incredibly good looking guy. And she’s an incredibly uninteresting person. With really weird legs.

  31. Bored with life

    She’d look better with a lit sparkler in her ass. Just sayin.

  32. Karissa Shannon
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  34. backache

    I don’t care what you say It’s a fine looking ass!

  35. Karissa Shannon
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    She is recently Fucked Do you Think?!

  36. Karissa Shannon
    cock masterson
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    to bad she’s a coal burner

  37. she looks unclassy and ttrashy

  38. Karissa Shannon
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  39. Karissa Shannon
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    Is that her BLACK NEGRO boyfriend? LOL.

    what a SKANK. How much does he pay her.

  40. Ray Sist

    Black guys have big dicks so the guy in the next cell can suck it.

    Black guys have big dicks because black girls have big asses. They need the extra 3 inches to get by all that extra ass cheek.

  41. Big Brutha

    Which is why Ray Sist will never be able to satisfy a sista. Punkazz

  42. Die Bitch

    ugly race mixing whore.

  43. Karissa Shannon
    i loled
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    nice 80′s style gay ass swimsuit and fat legs

  44. Karissa Shannon
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    Is this her famous pose that got her a ticket to the RICHES and FAME?

  45. Karissa Shannon
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    If poses 6 and 7 don’t make you “Bark” and yor are of the male gender…………..YOU’RE GAY!

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