Karissa Shannon Always Tans Like This

By: The Superficial / August 19, 2010

Here’s Playmate Karissa Shannon at the Hard Rock in Vegas yesterday, and I don’t know how I missed this, but she’s dating Sam Jones III, the guy who played Pete Ross on Smallville before being written off after only three seasons? Jesus. That can’t help to prove he’s not the secret oxycodone king of Hollywood.

D.A.: Would you care to explain to the court how you scored a Playmate that used to live in a mansion with Hugh Hefner?
SAM: She liked that episode where I had a crush on Chloe but she only had eyes for Clark?
D.A.: ….
SAM: I’ll go lock myself in the cell now.

Photos: Pacific Coast News