Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust

May 27th, 2008 // 74 Comments

Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the ocean until Karina’s bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded by dumping her ass face first into the sea. All, while screaming, “Ew! EW! Ohmygod ohmygod it touched my nose! Does anyone have a wetnap? Seriously.”

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless your boss is cool with Saved By the Bell characters getting nipped in the retina then, by all means, proceed.


  1. Min

    I think he’s trying not to get water in his eyes…just a thought.

  2. #1…be sure to tell your mom about this awesome accomplishment while she fondles you tonite.

    I’m too busy stroking it to comment how gay Mario Lopez the wetback cocksucker is.

  3. Boner

    He’s gay, right?

  4. Boner

    He’s gay, right?

  5. Mistik

    lol…he looks in pain :)

  6. Mistik

    lol.. He looks in pain :-P

  7. Skip Smith

    Hey look, pictures of a chick with her boobs popping out of her bikini and getting dumped on her face in the ocean!

    You know what that makes me think of?!? Politics!!!

    Seriously, what kind of fucking homos come to a celebrity site to post about politics? Fucking dweebs.

  8. snyggast

    rednecks and latinos decides who will be the next president. they went for bush the last time and they’ll go for mcCain again. then they bitch about the gas prices and losing their jobs.

  9. kikysweety

    I’m just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich men seeking affairs site jseniormatch. c om last week and he was seeking her mature baby there now!


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  12. lalala

    #30 and others…..how did a pic of Karina’s nipple turn into a political debate….now really….

    and second….people making more than 200K/yr should not be taxed MORE OR LESS as ppl making less…..why would they??? Those ppl work really hard to get where they are and stay there….it is called going to school and having drive….many people don’t have drive and therefore do not make that kind of money….not our problem…. the fact that there is poverty in the U.S is not the upper middle class’ problem it’s your governments…..I realize it is more complicated than that but really….. blaming the successful????

  13. Stephanie

    Wow – she’s a lot uglier from the front…

  14. Funny

    Funny that #31 thinks it makes him look really intelligent to chime in on a stupid political debate by using John Mayer lyrics…this only shows how stupid you truly are. At least come up with your own thoughts for god’s sake!

    Can we stop the BS political debate now? I mean what more do you want…people who make more PAY more in taxes…as 33% of 200,000 is a whole hell of a lot more money than 33% of 100,000 or 50,000, and THOSE aren’t even the real percentages!

  15. daisylee

    Cute couple. But just saw his profile on a milllionaire&celeb datling silte called “W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

  16. big bob

    just do her Mario.

  17. Sierra

    LOL this post makes me crack up.

  18. Rat

    First off 66% of americans make more then $100,000 a year.
    42% of americans make more than $200,000 a year.
    3% make more than a million a year.
    The top 3% of wage earners pay 96% of all US taxes.

    If you are making less than this you are spending too much time surfing the web and not enough time working.

    Source: US census

  19. Rat

    Oh! and for the record you are mistaken if you think the democrats are going to take care of you. Democrats raise everybody’s taxes then sell loopholes and subsidies to the highest bidders.
    Example: the farm bill Bush tried to veto gives subsidies and tax breaks to the top 2% of wage earners those farmers making 2.5 million a year.
    Also it guarantees they are paid the same for their product as they are now; so for example if the price of a bushel of corn falls to $3 from current $6.25 they are given BILLIONS in subsidies to make sure they are paid $6.25 a bushel.
    Also puts huge tariffs on cheaper imported foods.
    So our cost remains the same, and food prices will never be lower than they are today.
    At the same time Nancy Pelosi canned a trade agreement with Columbia that would provide 150,000 union jobs for americans. These jobs will go to mexico or canada, again congress has screwed the working man in favor for political elites! and protectionism.
    This is how we got into the Great Depression, trade protectionism and higher taxes something the democrats have promised us.

    As a note, its nice that a hooter shot caused such an upwelling of important political discussion. maybe there is hope for us yet.
    Oh and whatever happened to Vanessa Minillo?

  20. Melissa

    Vanessa Mawhatever is dating Nick LaDouche, I believe.

  21. Sim

    I am stealing the picture where he dumps her into the water, it looks absolutely crazy.

  22. Danster TITSTOLOGY 101

    I never post comments unless it’s nippletalk! Yep, I’m one of the biggest nippleholics and my favorite meal is celebrity nipple dish. But fuck! What’s all this political rambling about.!?!!!! Karina has nice pointers but might as well go gay herself or dump that prick. I heard he turned down a Playgirl invite….LOL What’s he got to hide? Haha She on the other hand after the dancing is over should consider resizing her knockers to a more appealing complete figure. Sometimes you do get some hot material on this site. But man,, you are all losing out by leaving out the bare essentials. The hell with politics. You are sistracting the entire topic and nipple talk is a whole category of it’s own. Nipple slips provoke the stupidest comments. And most men and women just don’t know how to react to titstology! They act like they’ve never had a great pair of jugglesrs in their face. And when they do see it on the net they flip out and talk irrelevant shit. How pathetic. Enjoy the freedom of bra dropping as if you were a hippie in the 70′s. Man, pretty soon if you don’t behave children you won’t have anything to see. So just enjoy what we get. These sites pay millions for us to make pathetic comments on tits. Praise them, tease them, enjoy them, sing them and let them ring! Give us more.

    This site is well rounded too. Hootermania!http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/megan-fox/megan-fox-topless-pictures-003562

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