Karina Smirnoff in a bikini

July 6th, 2009 // 43 Comments

A bikini-clad Karina Smirnoff and her fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy hosted a Fourth of July party in Vegas Saturday, so consider these my penance for trailing off into politics earlier. You guys are right, I should stick to what I do best: Hot chicks. Provided “do best” involves a broad spectrum of activities from sobbing naked to sharing the same DNA as your sister’s baby. I was framed!

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  1. Colin

    Anyone else concerned about the dead body floating in pic 1?

  2. Moto Rola

    Russian chicks are hot.

  3. Tim

    Russian brides cost $5,000. They are dirty in bed, which is good. They have few morals, so that’s bad.

    Have a good prenup, and enjoy. They work pretty low on the food chain.

  4. pretty bikini……..i just love the bottoms (panty)

  5. uh

    That’s one ugly bikini. Who the fuck would go to the store, try it on, and then buy it?

    And stop being racist towards russian women. Not okay.

  6. Sergy

    Russians women are like sewer rats. Never sleep with a russian woman, unless you are using every form of disease protection. You can watch them in low budget porn, however, without risking your health.

  7. #6, the bikini is not what is ugly. It’s that girl’s face (aka fivehead). Her bikini is really cute.

  8. regrth

    She’s fucking ugly. Most Russian women are attractive, but Karina’s an uggo.

  9. vito

    Some of the prettiest butts in the world can be found on women from Russia, Lithuania, the Ukraine, etc. Must be something in the water.

    Like residue from Chernobyl.

  10. Deacon Jones

    Love this woman.

    And I guarantee she knows how to fuck AND cook. A trait most women here seem to have forgotten, something called feminism.

  11. Bcz

    He can do so much better than her..

    She looks like shes been ‘around the block’ quite a few times..

    She better quit trying to plump up her lips..shes soon gonna look like Lisa Rinna

  12. uh

    #10 Why do you call it “the Ukraine”? What gives you a need to add the article?

  13. p911gt10c

    Wow, some ugly chick in a bikini. Slow newsday.

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  15. Parker

    Right now I’m picturing her butt squeezing my weiner as it burrows its way into her tight bottom and she’s squealing with delight the entire time. Since I’m imagining all this I can make her do what I want. So now she is making me a sandwich while I’m slamming her ass and I’m saying, not too much mayo baby and just one slice of tomato. And it’s so funny watching her trying to slice that tomato cause her whole body’s bouncing back and forth while I’m porking her pooper but she finally does it then puts a few slices of turkey on the bread and a slice of swiss then just as she’s slicing the sandiwch in two I finish what I’m doing then I take my sandwich back to the living room with a beer to watch the ball game. I have the sound up kind of loud so I don’t know if she’s cleaning up now or if she’s calling her mom to tell her she met her dream guy today but this beer goes really well with my sandwich. What kind is it? Blue Moon Pale Ale? wtf? Never heard of it. Wow, nice ass and good taste in beer. Maybe I’ll stick around till the game’s over.

  16. Russian? What’s the hurry?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

    #13 – I agree, but in live in Bronx, so I wouldn’t know.

  17. sin

    Who the fuck is this? I never heard of her before.

  18. Randal

    Karina, disregard the mean comments here today. You are a beautiful woman with a lot going for you. One day, you’ll be heading the empire of Smirnoff Vodka, so have your fun now before it’s all business.

    Randal

  19. Deacon Jones

    HAHA, man Parker, you love the sandwiches and butt sex huh?

    Nice beer reference too, that beer will make you piss out of your ass for 3 days if you drink more than one!

  20. Jealous?

    She is a gorgeous professinal dancer. And she is an American citizen since 1992. By the way, she is unrelated to the Smirnoff vodka, now produced by an English company.

  21. friendlyfires

    I could definitely eat that pussy for three days straight if only SHE WOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! MY GAWD, SHE IS AN IMBECILE!!! YOU WANNA POKE TWO RED HOT POKERS IN EACH EAR JUST TO BE SURE YOU’LL NEVER HEAR HER VOICE NO MORE!!!!!

    THERE IS NO GAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. friendlyfires

    Let me underscore my rant – who did she blow to earn that economics major? It’s very fishy to me … she’s hot, dances, good in bed, is a dream in bed, is supposed to be smart but carries on like an idiot when the cameras are off?

  23. friendlyfires

    Let me underscore my rant – who did she blow to earn that economics major? It’s very fishy to me … she’s hot, dances, good in bed, is a dream in bed, is supposed to be smart but carries on like an idiot when the cameras are off?

  24. friendlyfires

    Let me underscore my rant – who did she blow to earn that economics major? It’s very fishy to me … she’s hot, dances, good in bed, is a dream in bed, is supposed to be smart but carries on like an idiot when the cameras are off?

  25. inspectahdank

    i WISH i looked that good in a bikini!! wow.. she is absolutely stunning!

  26. you dumb fags

    LOL The fags are back trying to convince straight men that all women are ugly

  27. fotowore

    I was positive he was gay. POSITIVE.

  28. netstarman

    Russians celebrate the 4th of July ? I thought it was opposite for them just like england trying to stay away from the day of cringe .

  29. Parker

    Well Deacon, since I’m still imagining all this then it’s a good thing I didn’t have more than one of those beers cause before I even finished my sandwich I got a call from Megan Fox who said she just bought one of those panini makers you see on tv and asked did I want to come over for a sandwich and some butt sex. I spilled what was left of my beer getting out of the lounge chair but managed to hold onto the rest of my sandwich. On my way out the door I heard someone crying in the kitchen but it wasn’t till I got in the car I realized with a sandwich in one hand and the tv remote in the other I must have took Megan’s call on speakerphone. So much for finding the man of her dreams but the only thing better than anal sex and a turkey sandwich is anal sex and a hot turkey sandwich. That was pretty cool how Karina made the sandwich during the anal sex though. I’m going to go imagine if Megan Fox can pull that off now. I bet she giggles a lot with my dick in her bum. But what if she makes one of those club sandwiches with the BLT thing on top and turkey and swiss on the bottom? That’s never happened before but what if it did? Anal sex with Megan Fox and a *hot* BLT turkey club? I know the idea is almost unimaginable but the suspense is killing me so I got to go find out.

  30. thebloke

    Ugly face, awesome body. Just tell her to put on a bag.

  31. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ha HA HA, Parker. Your dick must be as big as the paker pen so karina and Megan probably wouldn’t notice anything anyways.

    When it was said that Russian women can cook, it didn’t mean sandwiches you idiot. How is making sandwiches is regarded as cooking.

    You must be some redneck who only eats at Mickey D or Burger King

    So put your head back in your BIG FAT ASS

  32. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Ha HA HA, Parker. Your dick must be as big as the paker pen so karina and Megan probably wouldn’t notice anything anyways.

    When it was said that Russian women can cook, it didn’t mean sandwiches you idiot. How is making sandwiches is regarded as cooking.

    You must be some redneck who only eats at Mickey D or Burger King

    So put your head back in your BIG FAT ASS

  33. Rhialto

    Her name suggests that she’s a great Polka dancer!

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  35. captain america

    ……………….SHE GOT PAID, folks?

  36. shimmy

    that guy looks hot! and she was dating that hot latin stud from some entertainment show, forgot the name…extra?

  37. hydro74

    Who? If random chicks in bikinis are going to be on this site, can they:

    1. Be hot?
    2. Be single (and/or without them sitting in the lap of their guy)? and, preferably
    3. Be frolicking with other hot chicks?

    Average red head furiously sucking in her FUPA while cavorting with an underwear model?

    Huh? Really? Is that supposed to be fun and engaging? For anyone?

    This fucking sucks.

  38. good sit thankyou

  39. Doc Oc

    @19 Randal you fucking cocksucking faggot ass-gremlin… he has nothing to do with Smirnoff vodka.

    In Soviet Russia, cock sucks Randal.

    Karina, disregard whatever Liberace, I mean Randal, says, besides you can’t understand him because he’s always got a cock in his mouth.

  40. Bomber Fish

    Lol @ #19 actually thinking that she’s related to the “Smirnoff vodka family” (which doesn’t even exist anymore).

  41. mbt

    The article is very attractive, I like this article?

  42. Col Attilla
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks Hott! Nice navel, no skanky tats or piercings anywhere. A refreshing change from the usual Hollywood crap!

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