Karina Smirnoff in a bikini
A bikini-clad Karina Smirnoff and her fiance Maksim Chmerkovskiy hosted a Fourth of July party in Vegas Saturday, so consider these my penance for trailing off into politics earlier. You guys are right, I should stick to what I do best: Hot chicks. Provided “do best” involves a broad spectrum of activities from sobbing naked to sharing the same DNA as your sister’s baby. I was framed!