The Kardashians Admit They’re Trannies
Apparently when Kim Kardashian turned 14, her father took time off from helping O.J. get away with murder to spring for a professional makeup artist so his daughters wouldn’t look like circus clowns. Fortunately for him, they’ve evolved into looking like self-proclaimed trannies, so in the end, it was money well-spent. Via E! News:
“He said, ‘My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,’ which I thought was really cool,” she says in a new interview with Jane Pratt’s website, xoJane.com. “And we’ve turned out to be the biggest trannies because of it.”
But not everybody around them has always been as supportive.
“We had like publicists and people who would tell us, ‘Girls, tone it down. Stop wearing all the makeup,'” Kim said. “But then we would read on our blogs—like in the comments and everything—and everyone was like, ‘What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?’ We were like, ‘We love makeup—so why try and be what we are not?'”
And cue trannies the world over giving up makeup while taking to the streets and chanting, “Tucking is enough! Don’t be a Kardashian! Tucking is enough! Don’t be a Kardashian!” (They’re a proud people.)
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