The Kardashians Admit They’re Trannies

September 29th, 2011 // 45 Comments

Apparently when Kim Kardashian turned 14, her father took time off from helping O.J. get away with murder to spring for a professional makeup artist so his daughters wouldn’t look like circus clowns. Fortunately for him, they’ve evolved into looking like self-proclaimed trannies, so in the end, it was money well-spent. Via E! News:

“He said, ‘My daughters are going to start to wear makeup and I want you guys to look at least presentable,’ which I thought was really cool,” she says in a new interview with Jane Pratt’s website, xoJane.com. “And we’ve turned out to be the biggest trannies because of it.”
But not everybody around them has always been as supportive.
“We had like publicists and people who would tell us, ‘Girls, tone it down. Stop wearing all the makeup,’” Kim said. “But then we would read on our blogs—like in the comments and everything—and everyone was like, ‘What lipstick is this, what mascara do you use?’ We were like, ‘We love makeup—so why try and be what we are not?’”

And cue trannies the world over giving up makeup while taking to the streets and chanting, “Tucking is enough! Don’t be a Kardashian! Tucking is enough! Don’t be a Kardashian!” (They’re a proud people.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. JabbaWho?

    Yeti!

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    Ben Dover
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this Bigfoot?

  3. hah they know average people are getting sick of them, so they’re going for the gay money..

  4. Dude of Dudes

    “This is how you hold giant cock”

  5. haylo

    I’ll never understand why people wear hats like that.

  6. If they are finally admitting to being trannies when will they admit to being shaven Sasquatches?

    • Sydney

      No way in hell did they admit they are trannies. It was probably a joke or something but people go nuts. Get a LIFE!!!! fucking ass wholes on here are crazy. the Kardashians are not even close to trannies.

  7. Kardashian Sisters Tranny Make Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Next week on “Keeping up with the Kardashians” Khloe purchases a new diaphragm.

  8. Urbanspaceman

    The woman in the photo is not a biological daughter of Robert Kardashian.

    • Random Thought

      More like a science experiment that went wrong , broke out of restraints , and escaped the lab?

      • Mickey "the Duke " O' Shaunessy

        Cloning experiment using pig and gorilla genes , mapped onto a orangutan. Who knew it would be that strong ?
        Teeth like steel razors , claws like Wolverine , Smell like truck stop hobos high on meth

  9. Clarence Beeks

    “Why try to be what we are not?”

    Like INNOCENT, or all natural? Or smart? You CONSTANTLY try to be what you are not, you stupid skank!

  10. I fucking can’t stand any of them.

    SORRY, BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!

  11. Cock Dr

    If your eyes start to look as if huge tarantula spiders are crawling out them…..that might be be a hint that you’re spackling it on too thick.

  12. 舔阴

    what’s up with her jawline? it looks like it’s been broken sucking off an elephant. or maybe just lamar.

  13. V

    to be fair the other two never wear that much make up. the tranny is always kim. she is the tranny. she has the cakiest most overdone make all the time. too much concealer and eye shadow.

    • J

      Agreed! Kim needs to tone down the lashes and the foundation. It doesn’t even look like skin! It’s plastic. Other than that I don’t think they look THAT bad. What bugs me more is that they ALWAYS have full professional makeup on. It’s like, can’t you NOT have smokey eyes when you run errands? It just…bugs me.

  14. Yeti Kardashian is the Bill Buckner of skanks and transvestites.

    • Sydney

      Oh my god, shut the fuck up. you are such a follower and a shit head. you have nothing better to do than rip on the kardashians? fuck you, get a life.

  15. Ay Dios mio

    So let me get this straight.. They wear make-up so that they can be their true selves? That shit is deep…

  16. skunk

    make up runs when it is pissed on

  17. Minky Wail

    What an insult to trannies.

  18. Tuppy

    “Me want FOOD!!!”

  19. Obi Wan Kenobi

    Its never wise to upset a wookie.

  20. AnnaDraconida

    If Wookie looks like this with a ton of makeup, imagine what she’d be like withou- no wait, don’t do that to yourself.

  21. Jack Ketch

    A neon-yellow Birkin, a pink fedora and all kinds of ill-matching whore-lure. Yuck. Cover it in $30,000 worth of accessories and it’s still a pig.

    • TomFrank

      And it’s never a complete photoshoot unless she’s pointing that Lanvin logo into the camera. So she’s whoring for those clothes.

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    bull
    Commented on this photo:

    shit

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    Donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Steven Tyler’s fashion knows not of the ways of men.

  24. forrest gump

    tell me: WHY COME MILKING MACHINES IN MIND WHEN I SEE THIS COW?

  25. Brooke

    Wait, people complimented her makeup on her blogs when she was 14? I’m younger than her, and I don’t remember people blogging when I was 14. That didn’t really become popular until college for me, so… I don’t know what Kim’s talking about.

  26. Mae

    Read the comments of this blog, Kim. I gotta know what kind of drop cloth you prefer during a golden shower! Luv ya babe!! Xoxo

  27. Burt

    Using her dead father as an excuse for being superficial…He’s probably rolling in his grave right now regretting he didn’t tell them instead to hit the books.

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    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Love that bag!

  29. cc

    I can’t believe she didn’t accessorize that get up with a pink Eldorado with a leopard print roof.

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    Fashionista
    Commented on this photo:

    Khole is so ugly! She probably looks like that man Kris cheated with. She has no style wears the same outfitts like 20 times in one month because she thinks it looks good. Maybe I she got work done like: lypo inner thighs,arms,back and waist Brazilian butt lift Kim can tell you all about that also, please get your nose done it’s too damn big! And last but most important please tan you have no color! Do All These Things and you too can be cute…. This is not be mean but your friends and family seem happy with you looking a hot mess but not me! We’re going to fix this……:)

  31. Kardashian Sisters Tranny Make Up
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    I personally love and adore the kardashians khloe is my fav.I love to watch all the shows never miss one this might be lil confussing but i use my husband page for everything i dont have a facebook but my name is nikki and if khloe if u ever were to read this i think you are soooo beautiful your perfect and how i look at things is people are gonna talk bad about you no matter if your doing good or bad so screw them i think your awesome

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    David
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    I loved being pregnant. I had rlleay wanted a child for a long time, I watched all my friends from the sidelines as they got to experience pregnancy, birth and raising their little ones and I was rlleay excited that it was finally my turn. There was one thing I rlleay hated about being pregnant and one thing only-stretch marks. I got huge, LONG, dark red and purple stretch marks all over my belly and I HATED them. They are a silver color now but still rlleay big and noticeable and I hate that.But I loved being pregnant overall, it was fairly easy for me health-wise and I was rlleay excited about my son’s birth. If I had words of wisdom for Khloe ( and I hope she is reading this, I know she reads Babycenter!! lol ) I would tell her that every woman responds to pregnancy differently, their bodies respond differently .and for somebody who wants to get pregnant so badly, I think that when she finally does get pregnant, she will LOVE her body even more because she will be so happy. I think with the circumstances of pregnancy, those two go hand in hand. Khloe if you are reading this take that to heart

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