Kardashians Kancel Kard. – Wait.

November 30th, 2010 // 68 Comments

The Kardashian sisters have abandoned their barely month-old prepaid debit card, the “Kardashian Kard,” after the Connecticut attorney general announced he was investigating the Kard for violating consumer protection laws with “predatory” fees, according to Gossip Cop:

The notice of termination letter says that the Kardashians “have worked extremely long and hard to create a positive public persona,” and are recognized as “honest, ethical, and fun-loving individuals who are kind and caring to others.
Because the card “might violate” certain laws, rules and regulations, notes the letter, Dash Dolls “terminates the agreement in its entirety, effective immediately.”

Yes, because nothing says “honest and ethical” like a family whose fame is entirely predicated on one of their members pretending they didn’t leak a sex tape for publicity, and then got freak show-esque ass implants to capitalize on said publicity. In fact, just typing that makes me immediately want these people involved in all my financial transactions. *picks up phone* “Hello, Sasquatch one? I’m looking to diversify my 401k. — Eating salmon right out of a stream is delicious, you say? Interesting. Now, did that Chewbacca growl at the end mean I should look into T-bills or was it just a hairball? — Oh, please, don’t be embarrassed. I had a cat once.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Kim dresses up as Khloe the Wookie.

  2. Just think of all the poor animals that had to die just so this bitch could walk around looking like bigfoot..

  3. Turd Ferguson

    The ORANGE Family. Yikes.

  4. Mena

    She tries way too hard. I hope they take the hint. Everyone hates you!

  5. ricor

    Fame whores and greedy. No way to go through life ladies, or should I say wookies.

  6. jojo

    This woman is such an asshole.

  7. suck it

    I would be really really really embarrassed to have a Kardashian Kard.
    Nice outfit Kim, you look like a sexy bigfoot.

  8. Cock Dr

    Great hat. Gross coat…and could you cinch that belt any tighter?
    Someone needs to tell the other one that Halloween was a month ago.

  9. Mandy

    I love the dialogue! LOL 2 thumbs up!!

  10. “how many squirrels gotta die for you to look fly?!”

  11. s'up Bitches

    Why would someone wanna wear their sex toys around their neck. Gross.

  12. blt

    I can’t wait until PETA goes after her for extracting pigments from Oompa Loompa skin.

  13. Michelle

    Dress like a pimp from 1982 much

  14. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    e-rock
    Commented on this photo:

    So, it took about 500 innocent chinchillas to cover this plastic bimbo’s giant brazilian lifted bohemith ass so that she could look this pathetic? When are people going to realize that the needless suffering of animals for “fashion” is the lowest of the low? As if I couldn’t hate this self absorbed fame whore anymore, she goes and proves that I can. And no, Im not jealous, I think I look ten times better on the outside, and KNOW I am a thousand times better on the inside. Grow up Kim, you disgust the world.

  15. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    these whoredashians will do anything for attention.

    and what’s up with kim whoredashian’s face? she looks like wax. gross.

    why won’t these sl*ts just go away???

  16. McFeely Smackup

    I hate being put in the position of defending one of these celebri-tutes, but Kim does not have ass implants. Her ass has always been that big.

    where did we get the idea that chicks need implants to get a fat ass? they’ve been growing them the old fashioned way for a long time.

    • Hamhock stew

      and who would kno that better then YOU with ur mom’s ass bein the size of 4 super tankers oh and tell that slut that she left her teeth on my dresser last night after she sucked my dog’s cock. he says he wants him money back!!!

      • poopy pants

        I’m Armenian too, and I can assure everyone this hairy thieving piss-whore…ahh what’s the point.

    • Exactly, I’m Armenian and I can say with complete certainty that Kims ass is aux naturale … The females of our species has a propensity to grow gigantic ass without difficulty.

      • truth

        funny, she didnt actually have an a$$ before she became “famous.” but, she gained one after she got in the public eye. how do you explain that? genes?

  17. truth

    these hos have no class, self-respect or dignity.

  18. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    truth
    Commented on this photo:

    these hos have no class, self-respect or dignity.

  19. Hello

    I can’t tell what’s the fur and what’s her real hair D:

  20. LJ

    A 12-month Kardashian Kard costs $99.95 just to own, including a card purchase fee of $9.95 and 12 monthly fees of $7.95. After the first year, consumers must continue to pay the $7.95 monthly fee.

    It costs Kardashian Kard users $1 every time they add money to their card, and it costs $1.50 to speak with a live operator. If they want to pay their bills automatically using the card, they’ll be charged $2 per transaction.

    Closing out your Kardashian Kard will cost you another $6.

    From CNN.

    • Splotz

      ohhhh.. is it too late to get one?

    • Facebook me

      Seriously! That is outrageous! Absolutely ZERO critical thinking skills on their behalf went into that venture!

      • Kartrashian

        Oh they knew exactly what they were doing. They were just hoping the public would be too stupid to notice

    • JR

      This pricing structure is actually pretty much in line with other prepaid cards. Prepaid cards target a specific market of consumers: those who, for what ever reason, do not want a credit card(which requires a bank account that can be seized to indemnify outstanding debts) but still want to make purchases that require plastic.
      The Kard ran into problems because it was targeted towards people who do not fit the description of the prepaid consumer.
      The only difference between the Kard and any other prepaid card is the sticker shock of all the usage fees upfront.

  21. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Prince looks like shit today

  22. anonymous

    new sooner or later it would happen. kim’s finally hunted down khloe for sport and is wearing her fur.

  23. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck is she supposed to be? A vampire hunter?

  24. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Ready to slay some vampires I see.

  25. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    All she needs now is the vampire killer from Castlevania.

  26. I hate these bitches

    What’s being lost here is, the Lardassian Kard was made specifically for these bitches to target market their huge database of “fans”. And, by fans, I don’t mean dudes who need to pee; I’m talking about financial unsophisticated 10-16 year old girls who want to “be like them”. That’s right; these whores had begun to market this incredibly high cost card (with illegal hidden fees) to young girls who are their fans. Because nothing says “thanks for being my fan” quite like being exploited by your idol at a time when you don’t have the ability to make sound financial decisions.

    I honestly don’t know how these cunts can sleep at night.

    • They sleep at night the same way Justin Beiber, anyone from Jersey Shore/The O.C./The Hills, all Boy Bands, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, (Insert any Disney singing graduate not named Justin Timberlake), Disney, Marvel Comics, All cartoons, Cereal manufacturers, Toy companies, and any other business that caters to trying to sell kids, teens and pre-teens their crap. The Kardashians are no different than Mattel, who have built an empire for almost 60 years telling little girls they won’t be cool if they don’t have a Barbie Doll. Same shit.

      • I hate these bitches

        There’s a big difference between a toy company selling a doll to play with, and these whores promoting a financial instrument that’s not only high cost (hidden, by the way) but illegal AND to the financial detriment of anyone not sophisticated enough to avoid it. These cards would financially damage anyone who got one; the fact that they purposely foisted it on young girls who look up to them sickens me beyond my capacity to express.

    • anonymous

      they sleep comfortably on the big piles of money they make for doing absolutely nothing.

  27. Yer Mom

    God I fucking hate this bitch and all she stands for. Excess, gluttony, animal murder, materialism. The world would be a much better place without this tramp.

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  29. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    chynasclit
    Commented on this photo:

    how do you where gloves like that when your just an ordinary no talent little twirp.. i think this monkey think shes a pop icon .. aww how delusion the kardashians must be.. wow def mentally ill in the head.

  30. chynasclit

    someone needs to photoshop 2 bloody animals on her shoulder and send it to her twitter…. i bet that bitch wont bat a fake eyelash… she is that disgusting.

  31. Ohhhhhh for chrissakes all of a sudden the Superficial has been invaded by PETA and other animal activists. Please. I can’t stand Kardashian either but give the ‘cruelty to animals’ crap a rest.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      My friend has a t-shirt that says “PETA – People for the Eating of Tasty Animals”. The back says “”There’s Room for All God’s Creatures… Right Next to My Mashed Potatoes”
      http://www.BourbonQ.com

  32. salonis

    plastic face, please, please go away! no one likes you. everyone knows you are not a “business woman” but rather a ho who slept around and took off her clothes to get famous and acquire a “celebrity” status. you will never be seen as anything else kim. and stop with all the plastic surgery. you look like catwoman’s daughter.

  33. sobrietyisacrutch

    Isn’t Kim still dead?

  34. GravyLeg

    Seriously?? How is it that THIS is the K-freak that wants to talk about sex?
    God… Look at them left to right… Did they clone A to get B, then B to get C?
    You cannot make a copy of a copy…

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/11/30/khloe-kardashians-underage-sex-claims-illegal-statutory-rape/?test=faces

  35. See Alice

    She looks morbidly obese .

  36. Sinjin

    “Dash Dolls”? Really? Hmmm, a doll is a piece of lifeless, brainless plastic which you can treat any which way you please and do with what you please. I guess it’s fitting they call themselves and thier admirers this.

  37. poof

    Honest and ethical my ass. They were trying to make more money from unsuspecting young girls and when Richard Blumenthal brought it to light try to back out. I live in CT and freaking love Blumenthal. Good for him for calling these fat, hairyass sisters out.

  38. hellokittylover

    She looks like an Idiot with that fur on her. Stupid B*tch..maybe they should skin her alive and make a coat out of her(wouldn’t be very nice though)..People who wear fur disgust me.

  39. TheProtege

    There’s a pic out there from years ago showing Kim’s ass and it was FLAT!
    How could she have lost that weight recently but her butt stayed the same size??
    Can’t be done.

    She has fat injections in her ass, which is an alternative to painful implants.
    Don’t let her fool you.

  40. ugh my head im not reading all this shit, thats why we need a proper 15 min law

  41. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    justin silverstein
    Commented on this photo:

    America fascinates me , the shit always comes to the top

  42. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    maureen
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think its chinchillas since they are more so a gray and white mix rather than brown . and it takes about 200 to make a full length coat… just wanted to let you know for your next fur rant.
    http://chinchillacymru.co.uk/introduction.htm

  43. Oh, wow

    This is the biggest waste of space on the planet. What a pathetic woman. Kim, you can wear all the animals you want, but you’re still fat and single. No one wants you enough to fuck you and then actually stay with you. You lost 2 fine football players who DID NOT WANT YOU, because you’re a stupid, vapid, conceited, ignorant, self-obsessed fame whore. I’m sorry.

  44. The Most Interesting

    I knew that her ass had its own gravity, but I never would have guessed that it could rip an eagle right out of the fucking sky.

  45. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    Pangulin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you sure that Von Helsing said, “The more crosses you wear the safer you’ll be while hunting vampires!”- Kourtney Kadashian to her sister, Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch; The TV Series

  46. Kim Kourtney Kardashian
    EgoPolice
    Commented on this photo:

    she contributes to the painful torture of beautiful animals to look like that.
    sad for her being ignorant or uncaring

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