The Kardashians Aren’t Even Trying To Hide That They’re Full of Shit Anymore

September 19th, 2013 // 38 Comments
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a reality show about the every day lives of the Kardashians as it happens, so naturally the cameras will be around to capture them celebrate the holidays. Holidays like Christmas which they filmed yesterday. In September. 90 days before December 25. Which seems like something you’d probably want to keep hidden if you want viewers to keep swallowing your bullshit except these are all pics Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner freely shared with their millions of followers on Instagram and Twitter because they clearly understand their audience, and it’s morons. Because let’s be honest, if you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, there’s a pretty good chance the threshold to get you to watch a show is something moving on the screen. It doesn’t even have to be people, or any discernible object, just shapes that occasionally flicker with light behind them. And if you’re wondering how I’m able to describe your exact thoughts, I’m a powerful psychic who promises to keep your secrets. For a price…

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  1. Jen

    They were taking photos for that silly annual holiday card they do. Not filming an actual Christmas episode.

  2. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    I’m still waiting for this klan of mouth breathers to go down in a plane wreck. That’s about the only thing with their name on it I would tune in: “CNN BREAKING NEWS: ENTIRE KARDASHIAN FAMILY DIES IN FLAMING PLANE WRECK; WORLDWIDE CELEBRATIONS CLOSE STOCK MARKETS”

  3. malaka

    i 100% agree that whole family is completely full of shit.
    and are generally absolutely horrible stage 9 whoring succubi.
    but.. what’s wrong with celebrating christmas whenever you feel like it, any day of the year? or any other holiday for that matter.

    • schmidtler

      If your job or other issues make it impossible for you & your family to observe the holiday on its actual date, yeah, that’s fine to do it when you can. When you get your whore family together to engage in a day of fakery just to get bullshit on film, and your only concern is doing phoney shit to milk it for cash, that’s not quite the same thing.

  4. Kardashians Christmas Episode September
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    She looks hot

    (Dips head in boiling pot on stove)

    • Inner Retard

      I hate to admit it but she has a pretty face. Despite knowing she has enough makeup on to stop small arms fire.

      • inner Derp 78

        thats PLASTIC SURGERY dude

        >__>

        and id rather listen to SWIFT while locked in a padded cell in a straight jacket than have one single braincell say she is pretty

  5. It’s days like this I thank god for creating Tivo.

  6. schmidtler

    To borrow a line from Norm MacDonald:
    Happy birthday, Jesus – hope you like crap!

  7. It looks like she got a Hoover for “Christmas” and promptly stuck it on her lips.

  8. EricLR

    If Jesus were still alive and saw that *this* is how his birthday was being commemorated, I’m pretty sure he would crucify HIMSELF.

  9. let’s be honest, if you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, there’s a pretty good chance the threshold to get you to watch a show is something moving on the screen

    Golden.

  10. It’s an Armenian tradition to celebrate Christmas in September, just like it’s a tradition to celebrate your daughter’s coming of age at 13 with a nose job and Restalyne lip injections. L’Chaim! *breaks wine glass on broom stick*

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    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    Glad to see she dropped all that baby weight from her nose. A source close to the family says she went on “the Jackson diet.”

  12. The only christmas celebration where the kids are happy to get coal in their stockings.

  13. In news that I actually give a fuck about. Fish as a gamer I thought you may want to know, the man who lead Nintendo from card making company to video game giant, Hiroshi Yamauchi, died this morning.

  14. anonym

    her face looks so plastic

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    vandal
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Pete Burns?

  16. George P Burdell

    … And there was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn’t just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

  17. anonymous

    Looks like Kim K is morphing into JLo now.

  18. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    It reminds me of Bing Crosby’s last Christmas show, which aired two months after he died. Now, can we work out a way to rid ourselves of this family by December?
    “Heads off to the drawing board, kept in the bar for convenience.”

  19. tom

    I bet her vagina looks like a martian crater now.

  20. The Power of Christ Compelles You!

    Anyone that watches that show regularly is special needs, period.

  21. What don’t these pack of gypsy whores fake? I don’t know who moved the rock that allowed this outdated highly overrated slut to be able to “resurface”, but please feel free to make a fist and punch yourself in the fucking throat..

  22. kery

    Idiots very funny!! assholes…

  23. tlmck

    “Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a reality show…”

    Correction: “Keeping Up With The Kardashians is a scripted show…”

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    Yuk Puke
    Commented on this photo:

    THEY ALL LOOK FAKE it is the the caked on SPRAY on coverup carve yourself a face makeup

  25. Kardashians Christmas Episode September
    Barf Kim
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let mee
    nuuh let Me!”
    2 NARCISSISTs taking selfies with one camera

  26. Kardashians Christmas Episode September
    Robb7
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking freaks!

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