The Kardashians Use Chinese Slave Labor

Welcome to the most inevitable, not-at-all surprising news to come out of the Kardashian Kunt Kabal that I’m literally kicking myself for not making a Chinese slave labor joke over all these years. Seriously, these people sell clothing, where the hell did I think it came from? A sewing circle at a raw foods commune? Stupid. TMZ reports:

A human rights group is investigating claims that workers in China — as young as 16 — are working in squalid conditions to manufacture merchandise for the K-Dash by Kardashian label, the Kris Jenner Kollection and ShoeDazzle, according to a Star Magazine investigation.
The institute for Global Labour and Human Rights confirms with TMZ … they have launched an investigation, amidst claims the Kardashians’ products are produced in factories wreaking of stench from sewage, with temperatures north of 100 degrees. An official from the organization tells TMZ, conditions in the factories that manufacture Kardashian products are “horrific.”

Kris Jenner is, of course, denying the claims, so see the post about Kim in Haiti when you’re done reading this:

“As far as I know the factories that are used to manufacture the Kardashian clothing and shoes have nothing terrible going on at all and the factories are very well policed and meet factory standards.” Kris says she has not visited the factories in China.

I think what I love most about this latest scandal is it shows just how absolutely fucking retarded Kris Jenner is at business management. Not only has she managed to let Kim tip their entire money-grubbing hand by divorcing Kris Humphries once she finished exchanging the wedding gifts for Rolexes, she somehow found a way to follow that up with a sweatshop scandal four days before Christmas. Next we’re going to find out Khloe ate the real Santa Claus and Osama bin Laden spent a summer in their pool house turning Kendall and Kylie into sleeper agents. “That’s right, my dahlings, death to America. But first, you wear the booty shorts. Americans love children in booty shorts. Courtney, show them what Osama means.”

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