Kanye West’s new Louis Vuitton ad has to feel awkward

June 15th, 2009 // 51 Comments

- Paris Hilton’s reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. — We’re never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch… [PopSugar]

- Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night’s NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could’ve saved herself the effort and dressed up like a punching bag. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! — In her upcoming made-for-TV movie. Ha ha, I really shouldn’t joke like that. Everyone still alive? [Pink is the New Blog]

- Courteney Cox is not aging well. Or Brad Pitt knocked her up. Whichever scenario you prefer. [Celebslam]

- Ryan Kwanten (True Blood’s Jason Stackhouse) is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness and does yoga. Balls in your court, Pattinson. [Just Jared]

- Fergie proves that million of dollars can buy you awesome girl parts. [ICYDK]

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, and thanks to Rachel who came to the right place after seeing a naked woman’s ass. I’ll take it from here.

Photo: Louis Vuitton
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  1. Nick

    cant stand kanye! why does he need to plaster his face where it doesnt need to be?

    and that riri clone is crazy. read her twitter. she a lame

  2. fdghfd@e.com

    WTF IS THIS.. FIRST BTW!

  3. rachel

    wow….that’s not something i’d wanna buy

  4. Nick

    you weren’t first. even if you were, i dont get the fascination with being first to comment on a superficial, tmz, etc. article

  5. This is

    Old.

  6. I take it that everybody associated with this is insane.

  7. Is that the girl he’s been seen in clubs with in the photoshoot?

    http://www.BreakupMakeup.com

  8. John Dobby

    Kanye West tries so hard to be a “creative genius” but he just looks stupid.

  9. Savalas

    It’s good to see Sinbad O’Conner getting gigs again.

  10. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Oh, come on, does that little bit of ass-crack merit that great big star? The only way that shot is NSFW is if you work for Pat Robertson.

    And as far as Courteney Cox is concerned, it’s simple, she just hasn’t sharpened her face recently.

  11. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    One more thing (yeah, I hadn’t checked that item yet ). Fergie should have applied a bit of that money to that belly button. Eeeuuuwww.

  12. meee

    yeah it feels awkward because of his fat, swollen, bee-stung lower face/mouth.

    god he’s fucking gross

  13. Me

    Anyone posting after Me likes to suck on Kanye West’s chocolate lovestick

  14. That Rihanna lookalike is Pharrell Williams’ protegee Teyanna Taylor of “Google Me” fame….

  15. Venom

    I give not 2 sh!ts about Kanye’s gay ass.

  16. lainey

    uhh no -Pattinson’s balls are in my mouth. it’s tricky typing, i tell ya.

  17. NotWhatYouThink

    Who’s the black dude? Isn’t it taboo to show 2 gay men together?

  18. Jay

    CLOSET F-GG

  19. dk

    hmm that’s strange, when I hold my girlfriend down and let my farts waft up to her unconscious face it’s not advertising, I call it foreplay

  20. dk

    hmm that’s strange, when I hold my girlfriend down and let my farts waft up to her unconscious face it’s not advertising, I call it foreplay

  21. missywissy

    PEOPLE, THE MAN LIKES FISHST(D)ICKS. HE LOVES TO PUT THEM IN HIS MOUTH.

    He’s a gay fish!

  22. Reggie VelJohnson

    Why does Urkel have his head buried in Kanye’s crotch?

  23. KanGay

    Kangay is a homosexual. Really. Why else do you think he is such a control freak and egomaniac. He is ashamed of his faggyness.

  24. Demi

    I actually like her (Kanye’s Girl]
    I think she’s cool
    And so is he!
    I think his new album
    is not his best,
    but overall he is a cool guy.
    && Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
    This is from he myspace page

    “You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80′s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA’s. “That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. “When he said, Yo, you’re a superstar. I’ll see you at the top,’ I was humbled, like wow!”

  25. Demi

    I actually like her (Kanye’s Girl]
    I think she’s cool
    And so is he!
    I think his new album
    is not his best,
    but overall he is a cool guy.
    && Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
    This is from he myspace page

    “You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80′s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA’s. “That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. “When he said, Yo, you’re a superstar. I’ll see you at the top,’ I was humbled, like wow!”

  26. Demi

    I actually like her (Kanye’s Girl]
    I think she’s cool
    And so is he!
    I think his new album
    is not his best,
    but overall he is a cool guy.
    && Teyana Taylor was famous before Rihanna.( Sweet Sixteen!)
    This is from he myspace page

    “You may already know Pharrell’s latest protégé from her extravagant, 80′s-themed coming out party on MTV’s Sweet 16 or as the petite pop locker in Jay Z’s “Blue Magic” video, but her V.I.P. status was established even before the cameos and big name industry endorsements. Lady Beyonce herself was so impressed with the Harlem bred triple threat’s moves that she asked her to teach her the Chicken Noodle Soup — the popular dance Teyana helped innovate — for her performance at the 2007 VMA’s. “That kind of love coming from Jay and Beyonce, was crazy, recalls Teyana. “When he said, Yo, you’re a superstar. I’ll see you at the top,’ I was humbled, like wow!”

  27. WOW, she’s pretty. Even with her face in his lap.

    Kanye sucks fish dicks ! !

    OH, F**K Osama bin laden too………

  28. Ftangole

    Polly, get the Major a Daily Mirror and an English muffin would you…there’s a love.

  29. “STARS ” ENOUGH IN PRUDISH AMERICA, folks.
    (but where are the stripes today?)

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  31. Nero

    He has good taste in women!

  32. Lugh

    Funny. If it were a white singer, fully clothed, with a naked black woman at his crotch, what would the NAACP be saying about this? What about Al Sharpton?

    I hate this double-standard bullshit.

  33. Cass

    ya’ll are all crazy! If you “didn’t give 2 shits” you wouldn’t be writing about it. Kanye IS a creative genius sure as hell does a much better job than ANY of you haters could do! HE doesn’t look stupid YOU DO :)

  34. Vince Lombardi

    Gives new meaning to the phrase “butt ugly.”

  35. VtFarmboy

    He has no talent….. most people cant name a song he has done so whats the big deal. its a black man with a bald chick in a advertisment…… why do we spend so much time talking gosip about has beens who will eventually fade away and be forgotten?

  36. Kanye makes great music, but he is a jackass and a bit of a freak (though that is nothing that most musicians aren’t). The fact that he is supposedly dating this chick is scary though…she is FUGLY!
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

  37. hmmmm

    #32, I’d be the singer in that ad, and Id take Rihanna or Teyana Taylor as the black woman in my crotch. both?

  38. Kanyeisugly

    He looks like a ‘tard & she looks like a man! Go AWAY KANYE! You are not that talented..

  39. carole

    any longer and she’s going to give that couch a skin graft when she gets up.

  40. Narcissist

    Shit, I thought that was Eminem with his head in Kanyes lap. Bruno must have traumatized him.

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  49. When is she going to grow some hair?

  50. I think one statue sleep on him.She look like one wax statue .She sleep in fabulous position It is very nice one for us.

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