- Paris Hilton’s reality show My New BFF is up for a Teen Choice Award. — We’re never going to live like Star Trek are we? Sonofabitch… [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown brought a Rihanna lookalike to last night’s NBA finals game. Kudos to that young lady who could’ve saved herself the effort and dressed up like a punching bag. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! — In her upcoming made-for-TV movie. Ha ha, I really shouldn’t joke like that. Everyone still alive? [Pink is the New Blog]
- Courteney Cox is not aging well. Or Brad Pitt knocked her up. Whichever scenario you prefer. [Celebslam]
- Ryan Kwanten (True Blood’s Jason Stackhouse) is on the cover of Muscle & Fitness and does yoga. Balls in your court, Pattinson. [Just Jared]
- Fergie proves that million of dollars can buy you awesome girl parts. [ICYDK]
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version, and thanks to Rachel who came to the right place after seeing a naked woman’s ass. I’ll take it from here.