Kanye West’s girlfriend: I don’t get it

March 2nd, 2009 // 273 Comments

Kanye West took his new girlfriend Amber Rose out shopping in Hollywood yesterday because when is it not classy to look like you just picked up a hooker? Some might say this is the kind of thinking that prevents me from getting invited to weddings, but I say it’s the kind of thinking that saves me money on a toaster oven – so I can pay for penicillin. Swish!

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Comments (273)

  1. Valerie | March 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    I don’t get it, either…………

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  2. hmm | March 2, 2009 at 12:45 pm

    hmm

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  3. cate | March 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    I’m going to take a wild guess and say that Amber Rose is not her real name….

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  4. Valerie | March 2, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    whoa I was the first one to comment, wow I’m a fucking loser, later!!! : X

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  5. Joline | March 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Numerous people are discussing her on the forum of____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. So interesting! Join us. Add your peculiar comments.

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  6. haha | March 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Haha, its funny cause she looks like a hooker

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  7. Jesus Wept | March 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    She looks more like his aunt or something

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  8. dude | March 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    i think this is Borat’s girlfriend from his movie but she lost a ton of weight

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  9. Elmo | March 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    jesus….!

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  10. spermbankowner | March 2, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    I’d hit that.

    For some reason I wanna blow a load on her bald head.

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  11. Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    Oh, I get it.

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  12. Jade | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    *LOVE* the elastic waist!

    bwhahahaha

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  13. Elmo | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    WTF why is my name a link??

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  14. kangay | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    He’s dating a shemale because it’s the closest he’ll get to dating a man, which is what he really wants.

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  15. AndrewMacCloud | March 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
  16. vioo | March 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    i think shes pretty damn hot actually

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  17. jonny | March 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    She’s perfect for that talentless hack. He sucks and so does she.

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  18. Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    You know all that crazy fucked up shit Kanye says all the time – the stuff that comes spilling out of his idiot mouth whenever someone puts a microphone in front of it?

    It’s her, man.

    This proves he’s completely bat-shit nuts.

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  19. Beth | March 2, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    The spitting image of his dear departed mom.

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  20. LOL | March 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Is anyone really suprised by this? Nut-job Kanye West dating a nut-job shemale. I bet he sucks her penis before they pick opposite sides in a padded room and throw cat food at each other to get off.

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  21. Hey Kanye | March 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    You know how I know you’re gay…

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  22. First Tim | March 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    This reminds me the Law and Order SVU I watched the other day.

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  23. M | March 2, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    @18 – you solved it.

    i bet she wrote 808s& Hearbreaks. what a disappointment.

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  24. DAMN! | March 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    THAT’S ONE UGLY BITCH!!!

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  25. dude | March 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm

    kanye’s personal stimulus package- hiring a working girl and then takin’ her out shoppin’ ! Way to go kanye!

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  26. Sid | March 2, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    I blame Kim Kardashian.

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  27. http://www.popduds.com | March 2, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Is hair out now?

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  28. Karen | March 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    I didn’t know Steve Urkel had a sister.

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  29. Famous Plastic | March 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Wow, really? Kanye, Im so disappointed in you.

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  30. dude | March 2, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    She is like a cross between a skank and a nerd…a skerd.

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  31. LM | March 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    #15…Wow I really get it now – that little freakish gazelle is actually smokin hot – she has a HUGE ass and tits…maybe he’s not gay after all.

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  32. nipolian | March 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    I think it’s great that Kayne is dating Curly Neal from the Harlem Globetrotters.

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  33. Pat | March 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    lmao@”gazelle” – the world’s first fat-assed thunder-thighed “gazelle.”

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  34. Evil | March 2, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    I think she’s hot. Big booty doesn’t hurt either.

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  35. ROUGH DADDY | March 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    And why not! bet shes helping him grieve in more ways than one…back that thang up please!

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  36. Sheila | March 2, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    Their facial features are very similar.

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  37. Ted Kennedy's Tumor | March 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Stupid house negro. This proves all black men are gay. They invented the “down low” after all.

    Durring the campaign Kanye said he would NEVER sign a bill with pork in it. But now the new Omnibus Spending Bill has over 900 ear marks in it….What? Kanye didn’t say that? That’s right. It was that obama guy. The one everyone thinks is the new chosen one.

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  38. Jones | March 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    She actually has a great body. Her face isn’t bad, either. She’s just presented all wrong. The clothes look like they came from a dirty trashbag behind a Goodwill, & the bald head & birth control glasses aren’t doing her any favors.

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  39. Jesse | March 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Some people might think she’s hot. I mean, think about it, KFC has been in business for almost 70 years. There’s no accounting for taste.

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  40. tanya | March 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    This chick is smokin’ hot you morons!

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  41. g_girl | March 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    Acid is helluva drug and i see that God likes it sometimes.

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  42. Delgo | March 2, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    Every single thing Kanye does/says, is done/said so we will thread about it.
    He wins.

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  43. The White Urkel | March 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    I bet he is dating her to save money in these hard economic times. He won’t have to pay her to ram him with a strop on. She already has her own cock.

    Not helping to squash the gay porn issue there Kanye.

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  44. Joe | March 2, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Why buy the cow when you can rent the milk at a low hourly rate?

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  45. cora | March 2, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Her body is bangin! She just needs a new head.

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  46. cora | March 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    Her body is bangin! She just needs a new head.

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  47. Deacon Jones | March 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    This girl’s a freak!

    Imagine what her ass looks like hitting it doggystyle – that’s Bangbros material.

    I’d def hit it, after I put a clothes pin on my nose

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  48. duh | March 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    It’s not a question of if you’d “hit it”. There are some pretty hot hookers, too. The question is whether you’d parade around with “it” as your girlfriend. One part Kim Kardashian, one part Urkel, one part cancer survivor. Wow, hot.

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  49. Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    @44 – Man, I’m still laughing. That was a classic.

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  50. ROUGH DADDY | March 2, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Ill bet since dating Kanye she has a NO TOUCH policy now in her place of business…Like all of a sudden shes too good for that!

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