Kanye West thinks he’s Jesus

January 24th, 2006 // 109 Comments

kanye-west-jesus.jpgIn case Kanye West hasn’t already convinced you he’s an egomaniacal clown, he’s decided to appear on the cover of the new Rolling Stones as Jesus, defending himself by saying:

“In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don’t ever want me to say I’m great?”

As much as I hate him, I have to admit he’s got a point. All this time I’ve been making my way through life forgetting to tell people how spectacularly awesome I am. Well no more. From now on, every guy I meet is going to get a swift kick to the balls. And as they pick themselves up off the ground they’ll be greeted to me saying, “You know why I kicked you in the balls? Because I’m awesome and you’re not.” And then I’ll bench press a car and sleep with their girlfriend.

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  1. QOTD

    OK THEN #13, YOUR MOST DEFENTLY ON THE WRONG SITE, CUZ BABY THIS IS THE SUPERFIFICIAL! IT’S AN ALL OUT WAR ON THESE RIDICULOUS CELEBRITY’S. KANYE WEST LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT IN THAT PICTURE. HE SHOULD GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR THAT ONE.

  2. QOTD

    You know it’s bad enough we got Jesus Stapp running around, now we have to deal with Jesus west too. What the bloody hell is this world coming to. Someone should have taken the thorne crown, put it on a chair & told Jesus West to sit down for the last supper. That’ll teach em to mess with the Lord.

  3. Dee

    what a disturbing picture….i thought i was in hell there for a second looking at that crap…one of those thorns should poke his eye out…bastard
    I’m not a Jesus freak but the ego thing bothers me with this guy…

  4. M@

    who does that douche bag think he is? oh right jesus.

  5. M@

    what a douche.

  6. Yap

    Jesus wouldn’t trace your IP …

  7. sam

    omg. people. Why waste your time talking crap about someone u don’t even know? i’m guessing your all just jealous. Also, I’m pretty sure she looks a hell of alot better than all of you.

  8. sam

    omg. people. Why waste your time talking crap about someone u don’t even know? i’m guessing your all just jealous. Also, I’m pretty sure she looks a hell of alot better than all of you.

  9. sam

    oh sorry this was for the avril lavigne one

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