Kanye West thinks he’s Jesus
In case Kanye West hasn’t already convinced you he’s an egomaniacal clown, he’s decided to appear on the cover of the new Rolling Stones as Jesus, defending himself by saying:
“In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don’t ever want me to say I’m great?”
As much as I hate him, I have to admit he’s got a point. All this time I’ve been making my way through life forgetting to tell people how spectacularly awesome I am. Well no more. From now on, every guy I meet is going to get a swift kick to the balls. And as they pick themselves up off the ground they’ll be greeted to me saying, “You know why I kicked you in the balls? Because I’m awesome and you’re not.” And then I’ll bench press a car and sleep with their girlfriend.