Kanye West thinks he’s Jesus

kanye-west-jesus.jpgIn case Kanye West hasn’t already convinced you he’s an egomaniacal clown, he’s decided to appear on the cover of the new Rolling Stones as Jesus, defending himself by saying:

“In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don’t ever want me to say I’m great?”

As much as I hate him, I have to admit he’s got a point. All this time I’ve been making my way through life forgetting to tell people how spectacularly awesome I am. Well no more. From now on, every guy I meet is going to get a swift kick to the balls. And as they pick themselves up off the ground they’ll be greeted to me saying, “You know why I kicked you in the balls? Because I’m awesome and you’re not.” And then I’ll bench press a car and sleep with their girlfriend.