Despite being caught on video, Kanye West is claiming he’s innocent of smashing $10,000 worth of paparazzi equipment during a temper tantrum. E! News reports:
The hip-hop star pleaded not guilty last week to charges of battery, grand theft and vandalism stemming from his arrest for tangling with a persistent paparazzo at Los Angeles International Airport last September.
West and his business manager, Don Crawley, are accused of smashing a shutterbug’s $10,000 video camera when he and a colleague tried to get shots of the duo boarding a flight for Hawaii.
Of course, the prosecution will have an easy case here. All they have to do is try to take a picture of Kanye causing him to smack the camera to the ground, cover his ears and scream until somebody puts on SpongeBob. Because he’s a child.
Jeezy | May 19, 2009 at 10:47 am
Kanye’s gay.
LOLWTFBBQ | May 19, 2009 at 10:53 am
What a fucking baby.
Steve Donahue | May 19, 2009 at 10:54 am
Tracy Morgan looks great all dressed up.
Savalas | May 19, 2009 at 10:58 am
Dick minstrel
isitin | May 19, 2009 at 11:03 am
What an ugly man…………
TheDude | May 19, 2009 at 11:07 am
What a fucking baby.
Edna Bambrick | May 19, 2009 at 11:10 am
#6 has been reported.
Stan | May 19, 2009 at 11:15 am
I hear he likes fish sticks.
It's Me Fuckers | May 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
#7…. reported? ROFL!!! You fucktard, you haven’t been here before have you?
ANYHOO
I almost pissed myself over the SpongeBob comment! Kanye is a whiny douche bag… wait… douche bags are useful and not whiny… I’d call him a cunt but I doubt he possesses the warmth or the depth for the term.
G | May 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
she’d be Fun Fun Fun…she’ a little hottie for sure!
G | May 19, 2009 at 11:24 am
she’d be Fun Fun Fun…she’ a little hottie for sure!
san | May 19, 2009 at 11:29 am
F*ck the Papparazzi scum of the earth. It should be legal to smash their cameras, preferably in their faces
Jeezy | May 19, 2009 at 11:44 am
@12: Agreed. Being a paparazzi is not a real job. Any douche with a camera can sit outside the clubs and be a paparazzi.
dirk | May 19, 2009 at 11:47 am
Did Obama fly over the flood victims in Kentucky? OBAMA HATES WHITE PEOPLE!!!
Kyle's cousin Kyle | May 19, 2009 at 11:47 am
I’M BAAAAACK!
Atomic Fireball | May 19, 2009 at 11:50 am
If the past tense of “read” is read (pronounced “red”) then how come the past tense of “plead” isn’t plead (pronounced “pled”)?
RichPort's Ghost | May 19, 2009 at 12:07 pm
He should plead guilty to wearing that stupid fucking scarf.
Edna's biggest fan | May 19, 2009 at 12:10 pm
#9 You fucking newbie. Edna is the shit, that bitch has been on here over 2 years ago. Get ready for some psycho christianity mother fucker! RANT YOU CRAZY BITCH, RANT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Having said that (you are a total fucktarded abortion remnant #9) I would like to point out how awesome that they got a pic of Kan-lame-est looking like the stoogy house-nigger he is. Go Uncle Tom, Go!
PS Fuck you Edna in your stinky goat-hole.
Edna's biggest fan | May 19, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Richports dick looks like a cockatiels poopie
Alison | May 19, 2009 at 12:20 pm
He looks like a retarded black chipmunk
denise | May 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Yes, he does have that slightly “slow” look. I think he’s mildly retarded.
Alex | May 19, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I bet everyone of you bitching about this worthless prick has either his CD or at least two mp3 files of his songs. I can honestly say that I do not. Stop making this idiot poster child rich and he’ll go away.
RichPort's Ghost | May 19, 2009 at 1:14 pm
#19 – Really? I give that like a 10… out of 10 milllion…
Deacon Jones | May 19, 2009 at 1:35 pm
He looks like he should be on the national geographic channel using a twig to eat termites.
Jonsey | May 19, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The paparazzo are such pussies.
Just write it off already.
Ednas biggest fan | May 19, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Richports vagina looks like week old Taco Bell.
mikeock | May 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Fag. That thing around his neck looks like those pads old people put on the shoulder belts in their Buicks.
whomever | May 19, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Yeah, Kanye. You’re cool. Twat.
chango666 | May 19, 2009 at 3:31 pm
#24 . . . that’s some funny shit . . . .
Dolla | May 19, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Kanye, come on by my crib, Let’s Make Some Toast. Unless you’re a Gay Fish.
reasonable | May 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm
let’s be honest, superficial is being fucking stupid.
nobody likes a camera in their face… paparazzi deserved it
gigi | May 19, 2009 at 7:24 pm
ughhhh… why’s he still around? seriously, is he f*ing Satan or something?? he already likes fishsticks in his mouth…. what’s next?
smarg | May 19, 2009 at 7:32 pm
This guy is a thug nigger. Nothing more.
KANYE8MYBALLS | May 19, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Look at that talentless ape head . Damn our culture and kids have gone to shit buying his garbage rhymes!!
Bubba Trucker | May 19, 2009 at 10:31 pm
“George Bush hates black people”. No, he just hates YOU Kanye, like everyone else.
DCMikeRotch | May 19, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Why is he wearing a bathmat around his neck?
Charley Kane | May 19, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Why is there a strip of carpet around this man’s neck?
Ned Beatty | May 20, 2009 at 12:38 am
He looks that way because I boned him right up the ass. Squeals like a pig, he does. If only he’d move his ass a little more and stop crying, I’d be a happy camper.
fun for all | May 20, 2009 at 3:30 am
what a black beauty
Click name
KanyeWestFanNot | May 20, 2009 at 9:29 am
Kanye’s 15 minutes expired a long time ago. This loser should just take whatever money he has left and bounce.
He’s always been a douchebag. Not as big a douche as THE GAME, but pretty close.
National Geographic Channel | May 21, 2009 at 8:37 am
The Great Stupid North American Street Ape is fond of performing what is called “rap” among the North American Street Ape community, which is actually an acronym for “retards attempting poetry”.
The results of these efforts are always utterly useless though, just like the empty brillo-pad covered head of Great Stupid North American Street Ape himself.
When not attempting to “rap”, the Great Stupid North American Street Ape can also often be found attempting coitus with the hot exhaust pipe of an automobile, an act which frequently ends in a burning case of penis captivus ab automobilo as the charred smoking skin of his scorched penis adheres to the inside of the exhaust pipe.