George Clooney is inviting as many A-Listers as possible to tomorrow’s Hope for Haiti Telethon with the logical exception of Kanye West, according to PopEater:
“After what he said on the Katrina telethon and the way he behaved at the MTV Video Music Awards, everyone agrees it’s just best that he does not participate,” a producing partner told me. “Kayne has to make everything about himself. He will do anything to steal the spotlight and, well, this night it’s just not about him.”
Of course, Kanye could use this as an opportunity to quietly redeem himself by offering up Amber Rose’s ass as a shelter for Haitians. Or at least that’s what I would do if the government wasn’t interfering with my business by saying women have “free will.” Why do you hate poor people, Washington?!
Hater | January 21, 2010 at 11:37 am
Kanye is a piece of trash!
Manly Man | January 21, 2010 at 11:39 am
Kenye will be busy suckin my cock, suck it Kenye.
Manly Man | January 21, 2010 at 11:40 am
Oh, I just came in Kenye’s mouth.
Manly Man | January 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
Oh, he swallowed it.
Mike T | January 21, 2010 at 11:41 am
what a piece of shit he is
I would love to fight this racist asshole……..
Richard McBeef | January 21, 2010 at 11:44 am
@3 – Dude, you told him to suck it at 11:39 and you busted it at 11:40. Either you need to work on your stamina or Kanye sucks it real good. I’m leaning towards the latter as I am sure he is cocksucking professional.
Donkeylips | January 21, 2010 at 11:47 am
Mike T – I think you meant “fuck” not “fight”.
Manly Man – Wash off your dick, I pushed a big brown in Kanye’s mouth at 11:38 this morning.
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Barny Frank | January 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
I’m Barny Frank. Me, Reed, Pelosy, and Kanye have ‘browning’ foursomes once a week watching Brookback Mountain. Yesterday was our 8th time, and it’s getting better every week.
Kanye loves my cabbage hole…
Name (required): | January 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
GEORGE CLOONEY DON’T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!
Kanye Blows | January 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Excellent!
Kanye is such a piece of shit.
Stay home mamas boy!!!
Sport | January 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
you gotta love self absorbed assholes that wear dark glasses at night. In this case you have TWO of them.
IMALETYOUFINISH | January 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
He should buy a ton of fish sticks and send it to Haiti. But seriously, it would be way funnier and draw higher ratings if people knew Kanye would show up during the telethon.
Dion Phaneuf is a prick | January 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
“George Clooney is inviting as many A-Listers as possible to tomorrow’s Hope for Haiti Telethon with the logical exception of Kanye West”
Since when is that assclown an A-Lister?
medi0169 | January 21, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Daaaaaah! Punk Bitch. Payback for interrupting the white woman’s moment.
The Truth | January 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Racist SOB. Eat shit Kanye.
What? | January 21, 2010 at 12:42 pm
What is up with his big lips and opened mouth? This dude was a waste of semen.
Seriously | January 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Seriously… is Kanye mentally retarded with all the shit he says?
Run n Gun | January 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Why are blacks so self-centered?
How I Rough your mother | January 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
So Kanye didnt make Clooney’s list?
Im no Kanye sympathizer but who died and made CLooney King of Hollywood. Now you see how appropriate my “Eff Clooney” is…
J | January 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Kanye appears on the telethon and rushes to the stage.
He snatches the microphone from George Clooney and shouts “Fuck you
Haiti..the Papua earthquake was a 7.6…no disrespect Haiti but Papua’s was better.”
KanyeBlows | January 21, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Go to Haiti and get your hands dirty Kanye, you egomaniacal jerk!
Inspector gadget | January 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Looks like Kanye has a big load in his right cheek, it’s probably that dudes next to him in the pic
Rod-Man | January 21, 2010 at 12:57 pm
What the fuck’s the point of making a statement about not inviting Kanye? If you’re not going to invite Kanye, just don’t fuckin’ invite him. It’s not that big a deal.
Until now, I had no idea how many shitheads were lurking on this site. Kanye, a racist? Are you shitting me? He didn’t like Bush (for reasons that many people share) and Taylor Swift sucks balls so he was right about that (while I admit he fucked up at the show). Just because he’s an asshole the qualifications for being a racist are lower? People like Don Imus, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Kramer who are obviously racist do whatever they want and it’s forgotten about in a week. This shit makes me sick.
Black Dragon | January 21, 2010 at 1:04 pm
It always some smart ass cracker doing anything he can to fuck with a brutha. Kanye didnt do nuthing other than speak the truth that skinny whtie girl aint shit compared to Beyonce and she stole the girl award and you white people know that the truth.
If it weren’t for you white people the black man would be rich right now and I guess you can’t have that now can you?
d | January 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
@#25….apprently you too are also a dumb nigger
stupidass | January 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm
i don’t know what he’d be able to say, anyway.
“Barack Obama doesn’t care about black people” loses a little punch, in my opinion.
“Haiti, I’m gonna let u finish, but Indonesia had the worst natural disaster of all time!” is a little premature, as well.
Just bad timing for Kanye right now. Don’t worry guys, we’ll get a chance to see him be a worthless shithead soon enough.
j-sin | January 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Seriously Kanye is racist? Where the fuck did he ever say anything racist? Kanye support more progressive causes than any of you knuckle draggers ever would. Seriously, it’s like these days how dare a black person be confident and diva like when the white man’s been doing that shit for hundreds of fucking years. Get off Kanye’s dick.
Jannie Baby | January 21, 2010 at 1:43 pm
@29: Kanye has a dick?
SLAP CHOP | January 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
KENYA JUST GOT SLAP CHOPPED. SUCK IT DOWN YOU SELF ABSORBED NARCISSIST. MEET MY LITTLE FRIEND GRATY…HE’LL HANG OUT WITH YOU.
IMALETYOUFINISH | January 21, 2010 at 1:47 pm
He should buy a ton of fish sticks and send it to Haiti. But seriously, it would be way funnier and draw higher ratings if people knew Kanye would show up during the telethon.
Rod-Man | January 21, 2010 at 1:55 pm
@27. Great response. Full or racism and completely lacking any serious argument. Fuck off, the world doesn’t need you.
@31. This thing doesn’t say anything about Kanye being refused from attending. It just says he wasn’t invited. As far as I’m concerned, this shouldn’t even be an article since all it’s saying is that nothing is happening. There’s really nothing to “suck down.”
mafme | January 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm
I hope they at least invited his gf’s body.
mafme | January 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Yeah, I don’t think he’s racist, and Bush doesn’t care about Black people… but I do think he’s an insufferable douche and anything that doesn’t involve him is better for it.
anonymoose | January 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm
ripped clothes are so de classe.
Juiceinla | January 21, 2010 at 4:54 pm
wait for it….. ((Kayne West crashes with empty bottle of Grande Marnier in hand telethon, Screams)) “George Clooney hates Haitian People” .
misterfister | January 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
She probably straps one on and uses his ass as a pin cushion..
OMG! | January 21, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Really the racist is you white people that keep pulling up his name every chance you get.
the heat | January 21, 2010 at 5:36 pm
you mean “political freedom”, not “”free will”".
F u c k the Racist white People | January 21, 2010 at 5:39 pm
This post goes out to all the racist white bitches. FUCK all yall and KANYE is way bigga than any of you pieces of shit will eva be. And by the way i am white so all yall can suck my white dick too.
MrChips | January 21, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I don’t know about Kanye, but I think God hates the Haitian people. It’s one disaster after another. Who’s idea was it to cram 10 million people on that little island?
Ming | January 21, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Everyone in Hollywood knows Kanye is gay.
Why do you think Perez Hilton pushes his albums so mercilessly?
young JayZ | January 21, 2010 at 7:24 pm
FUCK Kayne. Him not being invited is a great thing. He is SHIT!!
Kobe | January 21, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Kanye needs to stop being such an egomaniacal fuck bag
BOOGIE | January 21, 2010 at 11:49 pm
What a waste of a NIGGER should be HANGING in a Tree wit a SHEBOON and the Spear Chuckers and Porch Monkeys
Heather | January 21, 2010 at 11:52 pm
I’m sorry Haiti, Ima let you have your moment in a minute… but California had one of the worst earthquakes of all time.
Oh, and Obama doesn’t care about black people.
HSDPAFX01'S Blog | January 22, 2010 at 3:03 am
oh the bareheaded lady
Narcissist | January 22, 2010 at 6:28 am
“Hey hey, I jus wanna say Haiti da best in da world’n all’n I’m real happy for dese people, but wut about Kanye now? Huh? C’mon now.”
ChickenTetrazzini | January 22, 2010 at 8:22 am
#41-
Ooh look, a race traitor! I bet your parents are SO PROUD that you defend the noble nigger at the expense of your own race. People like you are vastly more repugnant than the most virulent outspoken racist because at least the racists know where their loyalties should lie…with their own fucking race. If you think that kissing nigger ass will ever make them like you, then you deserve what you’re gonna get, which is fucked over by them. Because they are not shy in letting us stupid crackers know that they hate us and will always hate us, yet there you are acting like if you just defend them hard enough, you’ll get accepted by them. I guess if your own can’t stand you, you have to hang out with the apes….too bad for you. You and your ilk are disgusting and apparently have no pride, no sense of self, and no respect for your heritage, which is pitiable. Please kill yourself post haste, the last thing the white race needs more of is self-loathing retards like yourself. Thanks!