Kanye West got the South Park treatment which ended with him admitting he’s a homosexual fish and apparently it’s taught the rapper a little about himself, according to his blog:
SOUTH PARK MURDERED ME LAST NIGHT AND IT’S PRETTY FUNNY. IT HURTS MY FEELINGS BUT WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK! I ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN WORKING ON MY EGO THOUGH. HAVING THE CRAZY EGO IS PLAYED OUT AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE AND CAREER. I USE TO USE IT TO BUILD UP MY ESTEEM WHEN NOBODY BELIEVED IN ME. NOW THAT PEOPLE DO BELIEVE AND SUPPORT MY MUSIC AND PRODUCTS THE BEST RESPONSE IS THANK YOU INSTEAD OF “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” IT’S COOL TO TALK SHIT WHEN YOU’RE RAPPING BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE. WHEN YOU MEET LITTLE WAYNE IN PERSON HE’S THE NICEST GUY FOR EXAMPLE. I JUST WANNA BE A DOPER PERSON WHICH STARTS WITH ME NOT ALWAYS TELLING PEOPLE HOW DOPE I THINK I AM. I NEED TO JUST GET PAST MYSELF. DROP THE BRAVADO AND JUST MAKE DOPE PRODUCT. EVERYTHING IS NOT THAT SERIOUS. AS LONG AS PEOPLE THINK I ACT LIKE A BITCH THIS TYPE OF SHIT WILL HAPPEN TO ME. I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I’M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE BUT I’M UP FOR THE CHALLENGE. I’M SURE THE WRITERS AT SOUTH PARK ARE REALLY NICE PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO DRAW MY CREW. THAT WAS PRETTY FUNNY ALSO!! I’M SURE THERE’S GRAMMATICAL ERRORS IN THIS… THAT’S HOW YOU KNOW IT’S ME!
Maybe South Park hit close to the home with the whole having sex with aquatic life thing, and you know what? We’ve all been there, so kudos to Kanye for being man enough to say “Hey, I’m human, too.” Now who wants to to see my new aquarium? — In a couple minutes…
Thanks to Julian for not perpetuating horrible stereotypes and using the Caps Lock key.
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Joe | April 10, 2009 at 11:46 am
About time.
NipTuck | April 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
mwhaha
that was amazing
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | April 10, 2009 at 11:55 am
All negro’s are on the “down low”. It’s a fact of life.
Jimbo | April 10, 2009 at 11:55 am
He’ll always be a douche..
Mr. Krinkle | April 10, 2009 at 11:58 am
Wow, I’ve always found Kanye to be a giant douche, but that was actually really cool he came out and said that stuff. Kudos Kanye
RichPort's Ghost | April 10, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Somehow, someone will blame Obama in 5…4… 3… 2…
Richard McBeef | April 10, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Kanye licks.
Great song. Better than Kanye’s real work and that McD’s filet-o-fish song too.
CocaineBlaine | April 10, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Wow, I can’t believe he was so honest with himself and us. I hope he does what he says. Then I probably won’t hate him.
GuyHolly | April 10, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Why is he Yelling?
The Music Elitist | April 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm
If Kanye actually does try and make an effort to stop acting like such a douche, I’d be very impressed.
Kelley | April 10, 2009 at 12:10 pm
He needs to turn off the Caps Lock key … and to No. 3 ? It’s “negroes” and negro’s.
T.L.Castro | April 10, 2009 at 12:21 pm
oh, but it’s ok to be inconsiderate towards animal welfare and wear REAL fur in Estelle’s video…someone was less than compassionate toward’s your feelings, it was karma comin back to you Kanye b/c you did the same twards the matters of animal welfare…shame on you and oh well to South Park….start representin how you wanna BE REPRESENTED.
ELmo | April 10, 2009 at 12:23 pm
See?! South Park rules the world.
ELmo | April 10, 2009 at 12:23 pm
See?! South Park rules the world.
Vintage ROUGH | April 10, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Too bad i missed this whole south park Phenom- the episode was funny…
josh | April 10, 2009 at 12:26 pm
@5 agreed
M | April 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
wow. i thought he’d just be like “oh, i guess my last album did sound like I was underwater.”
angela | April 10, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Steps to not being a douche –
1. DON’T TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
Randal | April 10, 2009 at 12:33 pm
It’s great to read how large celebrities see themselves and know the road they must head down to make themselves a better person. It always starts with the man in the mirror.
Randal
Joseph | April 10, 2009 at 12:37 pm
As though a South Park episode is going to change arguably the biggest douche on the planet overnight. Just re-read what he wrote there and it’s still oozing with douchebagism. UGH @ kanye
hes | April 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm
still a douche no matter what.
Dude | April 10, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Now all we need is for Randal to stop being a douche.
http://www.funderoos.com | April 10, 2009 at 12:47 pm
This story is sooo Wednesday night. Way to keep up Superfish!
kingofbeer | April 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I see what he did there….
Sid | April 10, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Randal’s one of the best commenters here and certainly unique. He’s Bill Murray on SNL doing his take on the Oscar nominations. It’s too bad that some people don’t get it, but there’s always been humorless angry buzzkill people mixed in with the snarky types (and now, the severely depressed racists).
Peter | April 10, 2009 at 12:58 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” kissingrich.com”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
Jenna Bush | April 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
In all fairness, my dad DOESN’T care about black people.
Buzz | April 10, 2009 at 1:39 pm
He is a DOPE!
And he hates white people!
Vince Lombardi | April 10, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Ironically:
1. Many species of fish don’t need both sexes to reproduce, so being gay doesn’t preclude Kanye from having fish offspring
2. Fish have literally HUNDREDS of offspring, which makes it increasing fortunate that they can’t walk on land. Except for Kanye, apparently. But then, one is enough.
3. The edible young of many fish are known as “whitebait.” Which, as Kanye has so adequately demonstrated, is something he knows how to do quite well.
So, ultimately, he’s learned nothing. Trey Parker and Matt Stone hate black people and sea life, apparently. Good for them. Someone should.
Danklin24 | April 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Rofl that was great!
Fuck that NIGGER (with an "er", not an "a" at the end) | April 10, 2009 at 1:58 pm
What a fucking asshole. “I’m a little bitch”. Damn bigajew, jigaboo. This is why everyone hates the darkies. Reading that spooks writing is worse than listening to his porch-monkey rapping. Just because there is a shine in thewhitehouse doesn’t make anyone want to listen to this spearchuckers self-serving slave-talk. Somebody get the hounds, cuz there is a coon on the net.
Fuck that NIGGER (with an "er", not an "a" at the end) | April 10, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Ah, you know I’m just playin’ Kanye! I’ve loved you ever since you compared yourself to that zombie hippie….er, Jesus.
Douche bag.
Mama Pinkus | April 10, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I’m gonna give Mr. West some kudos. He pissed me off back then when he said bush didn’t care about black people (truth was, bush didn’t care about poor people, black white or purple) but he’s OK if he can take the South Park treatment with good humor and awareness. Well done, Kanye.
Lex | April 10, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Wow….not many people can take a beating like that and then have the character to reflect on it and say ” Some of that was true, and I’m going to take a lesson from this and try to improve myself”. I think it was totally amazing that Kanye took it in stride. He didn’t insult Matt Stone and Trey Parker, he was just totally humble and genuine.
I have a lot of respect for him for the way he reacted. That was truly classy.
Organized Mess | April 10, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@25 – Is that what Randal is trying to accomplish?…Maybe it’s not working because it’s being TYPED instead of ACTED. Scathing sarcasm like that doesn’ work so well in print.
….”Maybe it’s because fishsticks are breaded and crunchy…” ROTFLMAO.
Mike Zoccano | April 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Buddy! Make dope product?? What are you thinking out there in that weird world you live in? Why don’t you try this:
1) Start an new music project
2) Don’t attach your name to it, don’t get a shitload of featurings and produced by’s and recorded in so and so’s studio god knows where.
3) Don’t pitch it to a major label. Don’t pitch it to a major distro. Don’t try to get some street cred by pitching it to an imprint with an edgy exterior.
4) Make all the music yourself and perform it live WITHOUT using your fame to help you along – fuck wear a mask if that’s what it takes to remain anonymous.
5) See how the underground / independant (TRULY independant) music scene responds to this “new” band / group / dj whatever.
Do that and I’m sure you’ll get your smug ass humbled before you can say “I told you so!”
Peace.
justifiable | April 10, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Kany and Billy Bob will be launching the “Ebony and Ivory” Ego Tour – just as soon as they can agree as to which one opens for the other.
Walter | April 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Sex with fish. That explains why his dingy smells like tuna.
grobpilot | April 10, 2009 at 5:10 pm
You people actually believe he was being sincere with what he wrote? You know this guy was simmering and trying not to explode while writing that shit. But he also knew if he threw a diva hissy-fit, more people would turn against him. Just wait, he’ll go back to being same arrogant, pay-attention-to-me little fuck he’s always been. Assholes like this guy never change, they just want you to think they have. Don’t buy into it.
chadisrad | April 10, 2009 at 5:13 pm
#27! HAHAHA… that was great..
Kayne makes good music here and there, but he is still a giant Douche Bag.
L. | April 10, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I feel a very strong urge to start typing racial slurs because none of you can punch me in the mouth. Internet bravery FTW!
Failing that, did anyone else know that one of the rappers sounded very similar to Isaac Hayes?
pierre menard | April 10, 2009 at 5:43 pm
If Kanye got murdered on south park,what was carlos mancia?Pulverised?
francesca | April 10, 2009 at 5:59 pm
lol. i wonder who came up with the idea of the gayfish
missywissy | April 10, 2009 at 6:50 pm
How does one just stop being a douche? John Mayer is who he is and owns it, why doesn’t Kanye just own it up???? He’ll always have his diehards that don’t care he’s a mother fuckin’ gay fish, so why not just be who he is?
so-calist pigs | April 10, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Why isn’t anything posted about MOBama bowing before Sau-di Ara-bia’s King Abdullah? In their country they see that as weakness…perhaps ?…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlqW6UCeaY
How about Hill-a-ry Rotten Cliten laughing at the “pirate” situation while the captains life may be over any moment? Shouldn’t we call them what they really are? Not some fictional romanticized name? Or is that not pc?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_c3B5AasI
This is a sign of what’s ahead for all of us….weakness and bigger government deciding our standard of living. So all the fools that voted for this man better be prepared for our standard of living to change for the worse. I was born in a socialist country and can tell you it DOES NOT WORK …and trust me…most Americans have no clue because they have no point of reference. We gave up everything to come here for a better life and my heart is breaking about where this country is headed. MOBama is literarly bankrupting us while our opportunities are being replaced by mediocrity and most Americans don’t even see it happening . Please educate yourself and don’t let it slip away.
Clint | April 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm
#45 you said it. The superficial writer is so fucking stuffed up Obama’s ass that he describes Kanye in the south park episode as a “homosexual fish” instead of saying GAY like the entire fucking song does.
Gotta be that PC huh superficial writer? Fucking douche.
Clint | April 10, 2009 at 10:11 pm
#45 you said it. The superficial writer is so fucking stuffed up Obama’s ass that he describes Kanye in the south park episode as a “homosexual fish” instead of saying GAY like the entire fucking song does.
Gotta be that PC huh superficial writer? Fucking douche.
camel_toe | April 11, 2009 at 12:02 am
yeah he could start the process if he’d STOP TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
I would like to see . . . | April 11, 2009 at 12:37 am
. . . Kanye jam a stingray barb up his dick, because as the Aztec priests knew, that’s a way to communicate with the gods.
Fat Nigger | April 11, 2009 at 4:37 am
STOP YELLING