KANYE WEST DENIES BISEXUAL PORN RUMORS! DEMANDS HIS OWN GREATNESS!

January 23rd, 2009 // 146 Comments

Kanye West took to his blog to deny false reports that he is open to doing bisexual porn. His argument? The freshness of his suit above. You can’t make this shit up:

YOOOO WHY WON’T YOU LET ME BE GREAT!!! I HAD THE TWO GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE AND WHEN I GET BACK FROM THE LOUIE SHOW I READ SOME SHIT CLAIMING I SAID I’M DOWN TO DO PORN AND SOME BISEXUAL PORN!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE AVN WOULD POST FIRST PEOPLE BELIEVED THE TWITTER/STEVEN COLBERT THING, ROLLING STONE EVEN PRINTED IT!!!! NOW SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HACKING INTO MY MYSPACE AND SOMEBODY’S ACTUALLY HACKED INTO MY PERSONAL GMAIL ACCOUNT AND HAS BEEN EMAILING PEOPLE FROM IT… HEY WORLD I NO LONGER HAVE A GMAIL! I FOUND OUT I HAD TWELVE UNAUTHORIZED SKYPE ACCOUNTS UNDER MY NAME!!! THIS ALL IN THE PAST FOUR DAYS. WELCOME TO KANYE WEST WORLD! …. IT’S NOT OFFICIAL. I JUST GAVE THE PERFORMANCE OF MY LIFETIME FOR OUR NEW PRESIDENT … THEN I FLEW TO PARIS AND THEY DEBUTED MY NEW SHOES THAT I DESIGNED WITH LOUIE VUITTON WHICH WAS A DREAM COME TRUE. PLEASE I BEG YOU, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET ME BE GREAT!!! WHO HAVE I HURT SO BAD THAT THEY WANT TO DESTROY ME? WHO HAVE I EVER SPOKE ABOUT SO NEGATIVELY? I JUST WAS SPEAKING WITH OUR NEW PRESIDENT TWO DAYS AGO… AND NOW THIS…. SIDEBAR… NEVER TAKE A PICTURE FROM MY OBAMA PERFORMANCE AND PUT IT NEXT TO A BS QUOTE LIKE THAT! THAT’S IN POOR TASTE! THAT UNDERMINES WHAT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THAT EVENT WAS AND SLAPS EVERYBODY WHO FELT UPLIFTED BY THAT PERFORMANCE IN THE FACE! A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS… LOOK HOW FRESH MY SUIT IS… NUFF SAID!

So, basically, an attack on Kanye’s suit is an attack on America? Then call me a terrorist because what the fuck are you talking about?! Also, here’s something that’s great: The “Shift” key. Not only does it make your shit legible, but it doesn’t perpetuate horrible stereotypes. Seriously, your typing is a slap in the face to anyone who is uplifted by the Internet’s ability to provide people of all colors that South Park video where Stan’s dad yells “OBAMA!” Nuff said.

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  1. WJ

    Why is Kanye West always bitching about people not letting him be great? Seriously, he brings this on himself… he’s like a black version of lindsay lohan… Its called restraint… people are always gonna hold someone more successful down… its human nature…

    Also, didnt Kanye West break some paparazzi camera like a month ago?
    Who’s not letting who be great? Kayne get some professional help or come out of the closet.

  2. TomCruise

    Kanye I so totally understand your problem. All I ever hear is TCLC TCLC TCLC until I want to punch someone. Who knows why people lie the way they do. Maybe you should come over to my place and talk about it. Katie’s going out tonight and if you say the word it could be all night. You and I could lie naked on my bed and just talk about this problem we have. If your really stressed I could give you a massage. Who knows what could happen next. Think about it.

  3. bootlips

    It’s funny that a race that looks like monkeys and never accomplished anything on their own can be so full of themselves. They all think they’re all that, and when they don’t get everything, they blame humans.

  4. Mark

    @11 – Great call on the Ian Ziering.

  5. ryan smith

    you guys are really fucking weird. just have to say that. you guys are wishing death on someone as if it has no significance. i did that when i was an obese 14 year old loner who thought anything “anti-conformist” was cool. who the hell are you people?

  6. Italian Stallion

    “Everybody give it up for Sexual Chocolate”

  7. p0nk

    @55 Ryan Smith… i think you were looking for ClubPenguin.com

  8. tupacheaven

    i hope he gets shot

  9. 8. Joanna Green
    Made me laugh my ass off. thanks :)

  10. hotmama

    Kanye SUCKS bottom line. How the hell did his ego get so big when he had to throw temper tantrums to start winning awards (that he doesnt even deserve). He makes me sick. Kanye… YOURE NOT GREAT. YOURE NOT TALENTED. AND YOURE NOT GOOD LOOKING!!!!

  11. TJF

    BBWWHAHAHAAAAA

    #56 FTW !!

    awesome. just awesome.
    Fuck that Lionel Richie lookin’ Motha Fucka.

  12. Joe

    Is that Kanye or Wesley Snipes on stage? He looks ridiculous.

  13. promey

    man this guy is a world class boner

  14. Kayneisahomo

    This gay, I mean, this guy cracks me up. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. If he freaks out this much when people call him bisexual, what’s he gonna do when people find out he’s really into white men and deep throats donkey dicks on the weekend?

  15. Dozer

    Italian Stallion you are my hero! That was genius!

  16. Kanye’s suit is rocking! I don’t know why someone would publish such an insane rumor. Kanye may be crazy but not that crazy.

  17. Braugh

    Five words Kanye: “Shut up, you nigger fag.

  18. Cartman

    Kanye does not like white people.

  19. Ron Jeremy

    It’s a shame John Homes is dead…. Kanye would look good with about 12 inches of white snake buried in his ass.

  20. Barry O

    just LET yo SOUL GLOOOOOOOOOOW!

  21. Barry O

    …and it’s “Louis”, Kanye. English, french, proper, slang….it’s still pronounced the same you dolt.

    “OF COURSE I KNOW HOW TO SPELL ‘VERSACE’! B-A-R…..SACHI”

  22. Obama Hates White People

    We need a white rocker that will get up and say “Obama Hates White People”

  23. Wtf

    Fatty.

    Looks like a monkey.

  24. Wtf

    Fatty.

    Looks like a monkey.

  25. sarah

    WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Man, he is such a whiny punk.

    Hey Kanye,
    Maybe I’m not going to feel so happy for you that you’ve somehow found a way to bastardize the top of the fashion industry with your ugly ass shoes. Maybe I think you’re style is goofy and maybe you’re just NOT GREAT – ever consider that? Ooohh, all red sneakers are just soooo original. Never mind Reebok did it 20 years ago.

    Your hair sucks, your chin is ashy and your transparent self-marketing is staler than the yellow lights Chicagoans drive though.

    Everything about you is a straight up BITE off someone else who was more original and came before you.

    UGH! Someone give him his bottle back – I am so sick of hearing him cry.

  26. Brandy

    Wow.. Give Kanye a break..

    NOBODY here writing knows what its like to be in his shoes. All of ya’ll need to grow up an stop trying to put other ppl down to make yourself feel better.. He may be a little cocky but he got big fast.. he had to learn ta deal with confidence fast to make it.. An yea it is 2009, so ENOUGH WITH THE RACISM.. im a white girl and im proud I have Obama as my president an Kanye in my cd player.. ;)

    Get over urselves…

  27. Brandy

    Wow.. Give Kanye a break..

    NOBODY here writing knows what its like to be in his shoes. All of ya’ll need to grow up an stop trying to put other ppl down to make yourself feel better.. He may be a little cocky but he got big fast.. he had to learn ta deal with confidence fast to make it.. An yea it is 2009, so ENOUGH WITH THE RACISM.. im a white girl and im proud I have Obama as my president an Kanye in my cd player.. ;)

    Get over urselves…

  28. sindaan

    People who listen to this Asscrack sniff terds all day. CAPS LOCK IS FOR MORONS LIKE THE DUMB BITCH IN THE CUBICLE 2 ROWS OVER WHO UNTIL LAST WEEK RAN A REGISTER AT WALMART….WHEEEE.

    Why wont you people let me be great? WHY!

  29. Insatiable Peter

    My dick is bigger than Kanye’s ego. I make Magnums look like bread crumbs.

  30. shawn

    THIS GUY IS AN IDIOT…..LOSER

  31. LOPEZ

    17.Obama Hates White People – January 23, 2009 6:14 PM

    We need a white rocker that will get up and say “Obama Hates White People”

    THE ABOVE PERSON MUST ME A HONKY ASS WHITE BOY WHO LOVED THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY.. FUCK YOU AND BUSH!!

    OBAMA IS NOT LIKE BUSH SO DONT BEGING TO COMPARE THAT IDIOT TO HIM.. OBAMA WILL DO GREAT THINGS ASS HOLE!!!

  32. Delgo

    His hair, gang.

  33. camilondriz

    I always think old folks are kinda of special charming!! and so do many hot cougars on ==== Agelessmate.com ==== the place where hot and sincerely ageless people meet and mingle, become friends and even more!!!

  34. chuck

    I’m glad he doesn’t have A GMAIL anymore, and am thankful that we are all now welcome in KANYE WEST WORLD.

  35. camilondriz

    He’s not bad! you don’t need go further than check out ” < << Agelessmate.com >>>”, hot cougars there love him so much, and just wanna have a click with a man like him!!

  36. ~*Adrienne*~

    #81. LOPEZ. I would suggest you clean your greasy, rice covered hands before you type on the computer you stole from your white friend *in whisper* if the people your selling it to find it dirty, you might have to get deported :-(

  37. LOPEZ

    86 Adrienne*~ – January 23, 2009 7:39 PM

    To: Adrienne the white slut that like mexican and black dick

    Shut the fuck up hoe!!! not every Mexican was born in Mexico dumb ass! and Im probably more american than you slut! what you racist whites think you own this country?? Hope when you have kids your daughter gets fucked by a mexican or black! I bet you sure have…

    I bet this is what your life consists of huh? being an online hater! you have no guts to talk shyt to anyone in theer face so do it online!

  38. Katherine

    If I was Louis Vuitton, I would have discontinued the shoe, specially since he doesn’t even know how to spell the name of the company that is paying him millions.

  39. Malffy Hernandes

    Ummmm, superficial writer, a stereotype of what? cause the only people I see that write like that are teenage girls…is that what you’re calling Kanye? cause if that’s the case, I agree. If not, you’re the Dipshit.

  40. Referee

    Guys, guys – can’t we settle this with pistols?

  41. Nuff said

    Nuff said, fish?
    Ok, Logan.

  42. Banquo

    All rappers dabble in gay sex…..
    It’s just the way it is, eventually that whole “I’m the baddest” no “I’m the baddest” comes down to naked wresting to see who pitches and who catches.

  43. Hater

    Kanye’s just mad because his beats ain’t fresh,
    But that don’t matter none because he’s got dick on his breath.

  44. missywissy

    Did this guy really write this????? Because this is bad. Really bad. And I’m not talking Michael Jackson bad. People that give their hard-earned or stolen money to this fool suck.

    87 is way more mexican because she typed “theer”.

  45. bandgirl

    what a douchebag!!!

  46. bandgirl58

    no talent, mullet wearing, whiney a**hole!

  47. Getting angry just makes the haters happy. Before today, I didn’t even know anything about that, and I doubt anyone half-reasonable would have considered this rumor to be true (if you are are a rich as Kanye, you’re probably not going to go into porn anytime soon.)

    He should have shrugged this off. If asked, he should have had a snappy comeback. I would have said: The only bi sex I’m open to is the kind that involves two girls.
    And then laughed it off.

  48. Erica

    #87. You fight like 10 year old girls do. Little girls fighting over myspace or any other internet website. You don’t know how to type, either. Enough with the ebonics.

  49. Jamie

    LOL is he growing a mullet? Business in the front party in the back!

  50. Truth Doctor

    He writes like an 11 year old on myspace. Obviously another educated individual who knows more about what’s best for America than 99.9% of us.

    Go to hell Kanye.

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