Kanye West Went Off On Jay Pharoah About His VMAs Jokes, Of Course

September 2nd, 2014 // 23 Comments
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During the VMAs, comedian Jay Pharoah did an impression of Kanye West, so naturally Kanye got all kinds of fucked off because he’s the most serious subject in the world and his “vision” should never be distracted from or some stupid horseshit. So here he is bitching to the crowd at the Made in America festival in Philly over the weekend. Us Weekly reports:

“They want to make a joke out of how hard we work,” Kim Kardashian’s husband said while on stage at the Jay Z hosted event referring to Pharoah and one of South Park’s recent spoofs. “It’s fine and all funny and everything, but don’t distract from our vision. It’s not a joke what we do up here. This music that we do is not a joke. What we do culturally is not a joke.”

You’ll also be surprised to learn he doesn’t appreciate jokes about his marriage to Kim Kardashian because apparently theirs is the first and most important interracial marriage to ever happen in America and not, oh I dunno, her third:

“For me to be in a very publicized interracial relationship is not a joke,” he told the crowd of his new marriage. “It’s something that should be treated with respect cause we’re all in this together.”

And by respect he means we should all watch the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where his real, genuine ceremony of love was manufactured and scripted for a reality TV show. And by we’re all in this together, I think he’s trying to say everyone’s married Kim (fair statement), so he shouldn’t be the only one to eventually pay child support. Not so fast, Vision Quest.

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  1. tell us more about what the fuck you do culturally, dipfuck.

  2. Cock Dr

    “should be treated with respect cause we’re all in this together.”
    We?
    Is that the royal “we”? Or is he referring to all of us collectively as “we”? If so, why did he just drag us into Kim Kardashian’s 3rd Cash 4 Marriage sitcom? That’s his mess, not ours. Kanye married her, Kanye can buy her shit & pee on her all he wants, don’t bring us into it.

  3. it had to be said

    In this together? No dude. Your circus, your monkeys. Via con Dios.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Kanye (Thinking for once) “I wish Maury Povich would jump out from behind a bush and tell me I’m not the father.”

  5. LaynaRose

    Does Kanye mean “we” as in America only or does he mean the world? I figure he means America is in his crap with him. Whew!! Dodge that bullet.
    No redemption for this man, none whatsoever!!!

  6. Mark Thompson

    Have you ever heard somebody so rich and successful complain so much, because I haven’t.

  7. I love how Kanye is telling everyone how important he is. No one knows that more than Kanye.

  8. What a sad looking group. Shouldn’t a baby smile at least once in awhile? 9 Pictures and not a hint of happiness. How pathetic.

    • Anita Berber's Addictions

      With parents like hers, it’s amazing she isn’t on St. Joseph’s Childrens Prozac by now.

  9. Hmm

    Seriously, can someone run these assholes over with a bus already, especially this motormouth moron?

    • Anita Berber's Addictions

      It looks like Bieber can’t drive worth a damn. Two birds with one stone? This has promise to it.

  10. Robb7

    Kid looks as dumb as his ma & pa. Yeah, yeah, I know, leave the kid alone!

  11. Kat

    Seriously, like theirs is the only interacial marriage ever? There have been several in Hollywood and the rest of the world.

  12. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Seriously, I’m getting really fucking sick of waiting for the whole Kartrashian Klan to go down in a flaming fucking plane wreck.

  13. “It’s fine and all funny and everything, but don’t distract from our vision. It’s not a joke what we do up here. This music that we do is not a joke. What we do culturally is not a joke.”
    You are absotively and posilutely correct, Can-Yay! The fucking joke is YOU!

  14. j/k

    “What we do culturally is not a joke.”

    Yes you encourage people to use the N-word casually, and poor people to aspire for ridiculous luxury items. Piece of shit.

  15. Lifetime is doing a telemovie biopic about him “Confused And Angry: The Kanye West Story – The Tragic Tale of Man Without a Sense Of Humor”. Yeah, he’s got a few catches songs, but he is largely kind of a walking punchline. One of my favorite bits about him? His “before he was famous struggling to make ends meet” job was folding sweaters at the Gap. Hard core man. Hard core.

  16. I winder why real stars like Kim K weren’t in that massive photo hack picture dump… oh that’s right, it’s hard to top getting pissed on by Brandy’s little brother.

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