Kanye West’s Video Game Was Hard, You Guys
“Wait, what do you mean now we all got apps? Sonofabitch.“
While Kanye West ranting about Taylor Swift on Twitter seems like the easy, per-manufactured, low-hanging fruit I’m usually all about, I’m just going to squeeze the SEO out of it, and move on to my real passion: Watching egomaniacs not be lauded as geniuses when they drop a turd on the floor. Which is exactly what happened to Kanye yesterday when he decided to randomly debut the trailer for a video game about his mom going to heaven (Yup.) in the middle of his Yeezy Season Three release/fashion show whatever the fuck. Via Kotaku:
After he showed off the footage, he didn’t seem happy with how people received the trailer of a game meant to commemorate his late mother, Donda West.
“That’s not easy to do, man!” Kanye said, presumably about making the game in the first place. “Y’all just be acting like that shit is regular.”
That’s when Kanye played the trailer for the audience again. But not without giving us a small tale about the game’s development.
Uh oh! Someone’s about to have a tantrum…
“No, you don’t understand. I go out and meet with everybody in San Fran, and they’ll diss the fuck out of me. And I’ll be like, ‘I wanna make a game,’ and they’ll be like, ‘FUCK YOU.’ That was hard to do, bro!”
Really? Kanye West walked into meetings in Silicon Valley and the response he got was “FUCK YOU” in all-caps? Because I’m pretty sure it was, “We’ll absolutely take a bunch of your money for your stupid vanity project. How stupid would you like it to be?” And he responded, “My mom’s gonna ride a unicorn in heaven.” And they went, “We can do that stupid shit.” I saw the whole thing.
Fun Fact: Donda West died during plastic surgery because God’s plan for her face wasn’t good enough, so I’m sure that attitude got her right into heaven. Front of the line.