Kanye West Is A Dour Little Bitch

Granted, I just wrote an entire post about how much I hate football, I at least tried to make the best of the Super Bowl by watching the commercials, staring at breasts, tweeting dumb shit, and drinking alcohol until I’m a different person. Millionaire hip-hop superstar Kanye West, however, went a different route by pouting the whole fucking time despite being at the actual game and having Kim Kardashian’s ass at his disposal. He even went to Waffle House with Chrissy Teigen and John Legend and sat there the whole time like somebody took away his Game Boy. Then again, I’m forgetting about castles:

“Back when I was working on Yeezus, I saw this book like book from the 1800s and it was velvet-covered with brass and everything. I looked at all these people’s photos and they look so real and their outfits were incredible and they weren’t smiling and people, you know the paparazzi, always come up to me, ‘Why you not smiling?’ and I think, not smiling makes me smile … When you see [a] painting in an old castle, people are not smiling cause it just wouldn’t look as cool.”

Or everyone around them was dying of tuberculosis before they hit 30, but no, you’re right, it’s definitely the cool thing. That’s all those fuckers cared about.

Photos: Instagram