Kanye West Probably Cheated On Kim Kardashian With Pia Mia

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Because bovine husbandry is hard work and it seems his prized cow is almost fully fattened for slaughter, Kanye West has set his sights on an assonant yearling outside of Satan’s herd.

Ever since Kanye West, 36, took Pia Mia under his wing, Kim Kardashian, 33, has reportedly been jealous of how closely he’s mentoring the young star. On April 24, Pia took to Instagram to claim that the trailer for The Other Woman is the “story of [her] life.”

So, this Pia Mia person is 17, which could be an even more serious problem for Kanye than just a cheating scandal if the source of the accusation wasn’t Hollywood Life, making it complete horseshit, and/or if his fiancee wasn’t a horrible, soulless husk of a human with only a thick buttmeat outer core keeping her from being sucked back into dark void from whence she came. A reality which could make anyone say, “Kanye had sex with a baby on live television, so he could go to jail and not ever have to marry Kim? Yeah, that sounds perfectly reasonable.”

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