Kanye West Performs For Dictators Now, Too

September 4th, 2013 // 16 Comments
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In case you needed more proof that Kris Jenner‘s fangs produce a powerful mind control toxin, Kanye West agreed to perform at the wedding for a grandson of Kazakhstan president Nursultan Nazarbayev over the weekend, according to the New York Times:

According to the Kazakh news agency Tengrinews, Mr. West was a personal guest of Mr. Nazarbayev’s. The leader’s grandson, Aisultan Nazarbayev, 23, married Alima Boranbayeva, the daughter of a top executive at a Kazakh state energy firm. Phone calls to the Kazakh presidential administration and to Mr. West’s publicist in New York were not returned on Monday.
Mr. Nazarbayev has ruled Kazakhstan in an autocratic fashion since the fall of the Soviet Union, and was criticized for a brutal police crackdown against striking oil workers in the city of Zhanaozen in 2011 that left more than a dozen killed.

“Kanye, did you see how much money you made for one night? One night. Why even tour?”
“It’s all about the fans, Kris. Say, can I see my daughter now-”
“HISSSSSSSSSSSS! *bites Kanye in the neck* You will perform for Assad this weekend…”
“I will perform for Assad this weekend…”
“You will bring me back slaves…”
“I will bring you back slaves…”
“You will make love to me now…”
“I will make- wait, what? Bitch, your venom ain’t that strong. PEACE.”

Photos: Getty


  1. joe

    Somehow, performing for a certainly corrupt and likely murderous dictator is less reprehensible than contributing to the Kartrashian spawn.

  2. Jane

    don’t they all though? seriously?

  3. No, no. He performs on dick takers.

  4. No one’s made a Borat reference yet? Weird.

  5. Are these fucks really that strapped for cash?

    • JC

      I don’t think it’s because they’re strapped for cash–it’s that they’ll take whatever cash thrown at them, even if it’s covered with blood and tears.

    • EricLR

      No, they just have absolutely no morals, or anything even remotely resembling morals. Kayne would gun down kindergarteners for $50 if he knew for sure he would get away with it.

  6. Griefer

    He contracted the whore virus from KK. He will perform for anybody as long as they have cash.

  7. Booyah

    He’s probably gonna get up on stage and then say something like ” Nursultan Nazarbayev doesn’t like black people” to mike meyer’s horrified astonishment.

  8. kery

    He has a lot of money but gets paid by a dictator what a shame!! ;P

  9. Bob

    Ironic that the guy who famously exclaimed, “Bush doesn’t care about black people” would take money from a true dictator.

  10. Jenn

    I still love the pictures of that cuckoo bird outfit, she’s just Jenny from the flock.

  11. right

    In his defense, he will say i didn’t know. I didn’t have 10 seconds to google his name.

  12. Kanye! You are a useless piece of flesh!!!! Move out of this country and take your w-h-o-r-e with you!!!!!!!

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