Last week Justin Bieber graced us with His views on abortion, setting the Internet ablaze. So naturally it makes sense that Kanye West would steal a 16-year-old’s game and tweet his own thoughts on the controversial subject:
an abortion can cost a ballin’ nigga up to 50gs maybe a 100. Gold diggin’ bitches be getting pregnant on purpose. #STRAPUP my niggas!
I was going to write a response, but I think the better approach is to stuff a pillow up my shirt and tell Kanye it’s going to cost him 50 grand or I’m having this baby. Apparently that’s working out for a lot of people. “Aw hell naw, you, too? Damn, son, why’s Matt Lauer gotta be sneakin’ in and pullin’ my rubbers off? Motherfuckers costin’ Kanye every time his pilly pop. Aight, let’s get to an ATM. I ain’t payin’ no child support. But I am sitting in that operatin’ room. Doctor’s gonna scoop correct or Kanye ain’t havin’ it. Surgerize that kid out myself!!!!”