Kanye: ‘My Junk is Like The Sphinx’s Nose’

“Did I stutter?”

Kanye West has not only confirmed the penis photo circulating the Internet is him because he only “raps reality,” but he’s now taking umbrage with “the media” chopping the photo in half and showing him just from the waist down. It’s on par with damaging a piece of ancient architecture, is what he’s literally about to say here. Via The Fab Life:

“I went to the Internet. They had the link, I went to it. Man, you cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. … The media is scared, they’re scared of me,” he continued on Hot 97. “They’re scared of a black man with this taste level but this connection…So what they do in order to take that power away? They try to turn me into a demon. And it’s happened so many times throughout history. They knocked the nose off the Sphinx. They tried to tell you aliens built the pyramids. … People need to understand, I’m not above the people-I’m of the people. I love the people.”

You know what? I talk a lot of shit about Kanye, but there’s no way I can’t respect a man who equates having his genitals edited with the history of how the Wonders of the Ancient World were built. Christ, his story even had aliens in it! I’m lucky if my penis stories have a woman in them let alone extra-terrestrial beings taking credit for our most recognized architecture so no one figures out Kanye built them. (I’m assuming that was the point here.)

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