Kanye Is Debuting North West On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show Without Kim Kardashian

The Superficial / August 21, 2013

In case you missed the Kris Jenner/Kanye West love fest currently going on, not only did he film a one-hour interview for her talk show without Kim Kardashian, but TMZ reports he’s going to debut the first photos of North West. So to answer your questions, yes, Kris Jenner promised to bring Donda West back from the dead, and yes, I think she has the power to do it now. The whore stream has never flowed through her stronger:

It’s classic Kardashian — The show will air Friday — the last day the show is on the air. Kris wants a huge rating that day, because Fox will be making a decision on whether to pick the show up for a full series — something she desperately wants.
The pic was flashed on the screen for a brief second, so no one in the audience could sneak a pic from the monitor. We’re told the pictures will last a lot longer when the show is put together before it airs.
Kim and Kanye had initially decided to either give the first pics to a fancy magazine or release it on social media. They also toyed with the notion of raising money for charity, but ultimately decided that charity begins at home.

I love how Kim Kardashian is completely left at home while all this is happening because her own mother determined she has the ratings draw of Lindsay Lohan and went, “Why don’t you stay in the basement until Kanye needs a level of anal that defies all reality?” Because that’s the only way I can understand how any of this is happening along with that necromancing business I said earlier. Think of it is a two-pronged plan not unlike the pitchfork Kris uses to spear tortured souls from her fiery throne.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News