Kanye Wants To Get Kim Kardashian Pregnant

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2012

“Yo, girl, I just thought about your titties with milk in them. Haha!”

If you honestly think the Kris Jenner media machine isn’t whorish enough to start floating marriage rumors about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West when her “marriage” to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over, welcome to The Superficial, we make dick jokes next to bikini photos. Us Weekly reports:

The “Paranoid” rapper, 35, is keen on marrying the twice-wed reality star, a West pal recently told Us Weekly. “They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal].”
But tying the knot isn’t the only thing on the 18-time Grammy Award winner’s mind. “Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

Let me tell you why I’m torn about this story: On the one hand, I’m cynical and jaded enough to know this is pure Kris Jenner milking the press with her patented press-whore milk-jerk. On the other, I really want to believe Kanye West just walks around saying random shit would look beautiful pregnant. It can literally be anything.

“Yo, this Pop Tart would look beautiful pregnant.”
“Aw, shit, see this vase? Now picture it pregnant.”
“It’s really amazing having a black president, but it’d be even more amazing if he were pregnant.”
“Hmm, these shoes are missing something… Oh, I know, pregnant.”
“No, I believe my exact words were, ‘Girl, I’d love to get your ass pregnant.’ Ass. That’s a vagina.”

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