Kanye Wants To Get Kim Kardashian Pregnant

June 12th, 2012 // 66 Comments
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“Yo, girl, I just thought about your titties with milk in them. Haha!”

If you honestly think the Kris Jenner media machine isn’t whorish enough to start floating marriage rumors about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West when her “marriage” to Kris Humphries isn’t even officially over, welcome to The Superficial, we make dick jokes next to bikini photos. Us Weekly reports:

The “Paranoid” rapper, 35, is keen on marrying the twice-wed reality star, a West pal recently told Us Weekly. “They’re seriously talking marriage. And yes, she would [accept his proposal].”
But tying the knot isn’t the only thing on the 18-time Grammy Award winner’s mind. “Kanye says he can’t wait to see her carrying his child,” a source revealed. “He says she will look beautiful pregnant.”

Let me tell you why I’m torn about this story: On the one hand, I’m cynical and jaded enough to know this is pure Kris Jenner milking the press with her patented press-whore milk-jerk. On the other, I really want to believe Kanye West just walks around saying random shit would look beautiful pregnant. It can literally be anything.

“Yo, this Pop Tart would look beautiful pregnant.”
“Aw, shit, see this vase? Now picture it pregnant.”
“It’s really amazing having a black president, but it’d be even more amazing if he were pregnant.”
“Hmm, these shoes are missing something… Oh, I know, pregnant.”
“No, I believe my exact words were, ‘Girl, I’d love to get your ass pregnant.’ Ass. That’s a vagina.”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. PU

    Armo pussy smells like a camel’s asshole.

  2. Josh

    Bullshit. Kim is just Kanye’s latest beard. I’m sure she’d have no problem getting knocked up by some random black dude (it probably wouldn’t be the first time) and lying (Same as breathing for her really) about it being Kanye’s.

  3. Colin

    Imagine a gay pregnant fish. That’s what I’m talkin’ about.

    • karlito

      that will have to be the ugliest baby in human history. chipmunk cheeks and a fat ass so big that it will tear her skanky snatch apart when it rips itself out to claim that the world was created for “IT” and only “IT”…. just like Mom and Dad.

      • If they can make a baby uglier then Mariah Careys and Nick Cannons Id like to see it. I am sure they will give it a more fucked up name though like Klondike, Namibian, or Blackeroo.

        Kim must have the lowest self esteem possible.

  4. I assume they know that pissing on her isn’t going to do the trick?

  5. Sheppy

    Big veiny boobies.

  6. He like’s her so much, he wants to take her behind the middle school, and get her pregnant…

  7. Grace

    Who cares?

  8. it had to be said

    A big, jutting, pregnant belly would make her more symmetrical.

  9. west

    Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman died in agony so this fatass’s pimp greedy mother could exploit that for fame and profit. Nicole Brown predicted her “friends” would sell her out many years later and have money thrown at them and live in a bizaar fishbowl of notoriety. Pimpmomma hustled people before the murder with the worthless thighmaster. She is a greedy twat.

  10. Holy Cow!
    Another post about my favorite dead-eyed whore… I wonder how she continues to ride her fifteen minutes.

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    bearandbu
    Commented on this photo:

    Christ, I hope pregnancy doesn’t make her ass get big.

  12. mrsmass

    of course he wants to marry her. they’ve been “dating” for all of three minutes.

  13. MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Mickey01232000
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh good, just what the world needs offspring from these two!

  15. cherri

    This is beginning to look like the end of the line for Kim………what goes around comes around and Kanye is gonna to show the world how this attention seeking whoremonger is easy to fool…….be like her, do/say the right things and she is yours, all he have to do then is do to her what she did to his fellow man……..PAYBACK IS GONNA BE A SERIOUS BITCH UP IN HERE…….You read it here first……

  16. The correct term here would be “pregnit”

  17. Cock Dr

    Of course she’ll breed for dollars….what else is left?
    Pregnancies are an excellent celebrity cash resource….you can sell the photo rights to the miscarriage/abortion/delivery room scene for good money.
    You can’t expect a Kardashian to pass up a profitable cash scheme.
    MOO

  18. EricLr

    But if they divorce, who’ll get custody of the egos?

  19. kimmykimkim

    I’m suddenly craving veal. MmmmmooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooo!

  20. Nicole

    As a LONG-TIME daily visitor of The Superficial – circa 2005, I know you can’t take these posts seriously and need a sense of humor to enjoy them. However…this post makes it clear that the writer isn’t really familiar with Kanye. In fact, this resorts to a generalized voice to represent him – one that a find racist. I’m a huge Kanye fan, and I can laugh at him, but this is pretty racist.
    I even laughed at the pregnant jokes myself. I just wanted to point that out.

    • I’m sorry, but where exactly is the racism? “Yo” and “Aw, shit”? Sorry, that doesn’t even remotely qualify. Keep in mind that this is the guy whose best-known line is, “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish…”

      • kimmykimkim

        I think that’s a southern thing. I saw “aw shit” and “imma” all the time. But I don’t say “fidna”, ok? You gotta draw the line somewhere. Or “y’all”, not big on that. “Bofum” is another fun one.

      • kimmykimkim

        I say*. Fish, will you please put in a stoner button for editing? Sincerely, kimmykim.

    • kimmykimkim

      Yeah, that is so not racist now that I’ve actually read it. I can’t help but wonder if Nicole is black.

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    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I know we’re supposed to make smart-ass jokes and all, but like, I mean…those tits! I feel like Shitbreak and the dude from “Numbers” in that scene in Harold & Kumar.

  22. elephantman

    He’ll end up getting her ass prego, then they can have a little s!#thead

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  24. Deacon Jones

    He wants to get her pregnant??

    That sounds like something only an insanely insecure, egomaniac would say.

    Or is it because he realizes that once she douches the gonorrhea out of her twat, she’ll be moving onto the next? Because that’s what she does Kayne, she’s a star fucker.

  25. Wait, US Weekly chooses to identify one of the biggest rap stars in the world by a song on his least popular album that peaked at #96 on the charts? Do they call Rihanna the “Man Down” songstress?

  26. movingoutofthiscounty

    Can we please start a petition against these two breeding??? I do not think that they can see past themselves enough to raise a child. They would probably just use it for photo ops and have some nannies raise it. I’m moving out of this f*cking country…

  27. Bonky

    If his mother was still alive the names “Kanye West” and “Kim Kardashian” would never appear in the same paragraph.

  28. Jack Ketch

    MOOOooOoooooooo. Not opening any more Kardashian posts … she turns my stomach – literally. *blecch*

  29. KV

    Idiots having idiot babys. no wonder the world will come to an end by the end of this year.

  30. Niki

    World’s most stupid, classless baby ever.

  31. Blech

    This makes me not want to support heterosexual marriage.

  32. joho777

    I don’t know if the world is ready for two pregnant Wookies (Snooki and Kim) at the same time.

  33. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I told Kanye a solid 13 was the best I could do. Until we see some numbers, I totally can’t guarantee him a back 9 pick-up.

  34. I don’t understand how either one could stand to fuck the other.

    On the other hand, maybe the gods will be merciful and Kim will be barren. Or Kanye will be shooting blanks.

  35. o0

    I’m hoping Kanye hooks Kim up with his moms surgeons.

  36. Nyx

    Oh, my. Maybe the Mayans were right all along?

  37. If he says he wants to have your babies because you would look beautiful pregnant, you know he’s not the guy to have babies with.

    One thing is to want to have babies, and by the way, you would look beuatiful pregnant; and another thing to want to have your babies, because you would look beautiful pregnant.

  38. CranAppleSnapple

    He’s got a head like a shar pei’s asshole.

  39. GhostofKimsfatthighs

    I’m going out on a limb here, but I think when Kanye thinks of puss puss, he goes EW!!! I’ve always gotten the gayvibe from him, everything is always staged with him, nothing is real. Kim is all about the mighty dollar, no one touching her hair and makeup, Kanye can dress her up and pretend to be straight. Win Win for both beasts.

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Offer
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom, how did you become famous? What does blow job mean?

  41. Ummie sarham

    Aww! They look so cute together .

  42. carl bolt

    I thought the kardsahians sold those lotions at the mall. i guess theve advanced to making porn getting their daughters to have sex early on hook up with douchebag rappers who probably whisper sweet nothings in her ear like i wanna eat your butt. I will consider voting for romney if he vows to deport the kardashians

  43. Dimples

    Does he realize how much child support he is going to have to pay if they get marride, have a child and then divorce. He would have to keep wrapping until his balls falls off in order to make ends meet. Boy these stars out here are just looking at how things look on the outside to all of us. But when they get into the bad situtations they wonder why they did it and wonder why the press is all up in it.

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    CuriousTroll
    Commented on this photo:

    How old is she? Her face looks like those old celebrities’, jacked up with botox and shit.

  45. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Was anyone else in the room with him at the time?

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Bobin
    Commented on this photo:

    “No Kim you can’t be a Laker Girl, you will kill a bitch in the pyramid”.

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    “And then I was like, ‘Oh em gee! My sex tape has been released! Oh heavens NO!’ Hahaha!”

  48. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    It must have cost Kanye a fortune to have Kim digitally removed from the video.

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck misery, uselessness, depression– her face will always look like this.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Kanye West Lakers Game
    KimKassWorshipper
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh yeah. You need that asshole licked sweety. ill put my tongue right up that special fat ass. sniff that sweet ass bitch

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