The only reason Kanye West is even with Kim Kardashian is because he’s obsessed with her sex tape. And now he’s made his own version, only disguised as a music video so he can force people to watch it on daytime television. Which seems baller except you know who else buys porn stars? Justin Bieber. *drops mic*
NOTE: If you’re wondering why you’re seeing Ellen DeGeneres at the beginning, that’s because Kanye debuted it on her show. Although, in his defense, housewives go gay for BBW porn. (That’s a freebie, Redbook.)
UPDATE: And there’s an uncensored version already. Of course.